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Ok, this thread is for anyone whose friend or family member or friend of a friend or family member had a really funny thing happen to them. Anybody got one?
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Which one you guys want? I have a list, including the following:

(all of these are of me)

The GTA incedent
The redneck hunting trip
Drunk mayhem (3 of them)
Warp speed run (AKA: 2+ hour drive in under 45 minutes, including fuel stop)

And quite a few others.

Btw, sad thing is the stolen car one is real, obviously all of these things land in the "it was fun once, I have no clue how I got away with it, what an adrenaline rush, but never again" category.
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Galactic Terran Alliance?
Are you a Shivan?

My family is too cheap to have fun stories. Or at least to widespread to have enough gatherings to share them.
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One of my freinds got drunk and fell into and got stuck in a garbage can
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Galactic Terran Alliance?
Are you a Shivan?

My family is too cheap to have fun stories. Or at least to widespread to have enough gatherings to share them.
Idiot...

GTA = Grand Theft Auto

And no, I am not talking about the game.
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Hyperion, show us all of them. We have the time.
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I remember that story Hyp...
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Nothing beats my anal sex story
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aphexmonster wrote:Nothing beats my anal sex story
The one where you had to be a butt-plug of some such? Was that you?
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Friend of a friend of my workmate's GF, supposedly. Her BF was having some energetic sex with her and doing her doggy style and going at it real good. Well, the thrusts got mis-timed a bit and he accidentally pulled out of her vagina and jammed his penis full force into her anus. They both screamed out in pain and shock and woke up the entire dorm. No idea how true it is though.
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Gandalf wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Nothing beats my anal sex story
The one where you had to be a butt-plug of some such? Was that you?

haha, no it wasn't me, but it happened to someone i knew
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