Late Knights of Conan O'Brien Poll #2

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Whats your favorite regular bit?

If They Mated
1
13%
SAT Analogy
0
No votes
Live Via Satellite
0
No votes
In The Year 2000
2
25%
What in the World?
0
No votes
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
3
38%
Other, please specify
2
25%
 
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Late Knights of Conan O'Brien Poll #2

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Favorite Comedy Bit?
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If they mated is pretty good ... its enjoyable ... people always look retarded.
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Very, very tough decision. In the Year 2000 and Triumph are almost neck and neck, but I'll go with Triumph.
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I'm going to say the crayon-drawn kiddie pictures, I can't remember the name right now...
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fucking triumph! good god like there is even any question about it....
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Live via satellite is always hilarious, "I give the movie three and a half little Saddams." Triumph, well shit, they use him in the Comedy Central Roasts (Dennis Leary comin' up soon) for goodness sakes!

But I'll always hold a special place in my heart for In the Year 2000. Especially with Mr T.

In the Year 2000...
MR. T: In the shocking season finale of Friends, it will finally be revealed that New York has black people.
In the Year 2000...
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Live via satellite is always hilarious, "I give the movie three and a half little Saddams." Triumph, well shit, they use him in the Comedy Central Roasts (Dennis Leary comin' up soon) for goodness sakes!

But I'll always hold a special place in my heart for In the Year 2000. Especially with Mr T.

In the Year 2000...
MR. T: In the shocking season finale of Friends, it will finally be revealed that New York has black people.
In the Year 2000...


The one with jim carrey was hecka funny too.
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My favorite is "Actual Items", but "If They Mated" is pretty fucking awesome too...I just went to nbc.com and I couldn't stop laughing at them...sometimes the pictures of the celebrities themselves are funnier than the babies.

EDIT: I am vindicated. I just looked through the "Actual Items" archives on nbc.com, and I laughed harder than I've laughed in a long-ass time. Especially at This page.
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Tie between In the Year 2000 and Triumph.
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StarshipTitanic wrote:I'm going to say the crayon-drawn kiddie pictures, I can't remember the name right now...
Kid's Drawings!

I like it how most of the time in that bit they depict max with a hooker and joel with Toshi the Asian Male Prostitute

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Everyone who voted for triumph award yourself 2 Conan Points.

Now that the week has begun WE can now recieve the wisdom every night at 11:30, 10:30CT
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)

"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
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This has to be hardest poll question ever. I have no idea who to vote. They're all so damn good!
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They did a skit last night that was hecka funny, but i cant remember what it was :(
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