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"This is the only truth about September 11, 2001 you're likely to hear, so pay attention!

"The LORD’S voice crieth unto the city, and the man of wisdom shall see thy name: hear ye the rod, and who hath appointed it." Micah 6:9
On September 11, 2001, God Almighty struck the United States of America with the worst terrorist attack in her history. Thousands died, millions, even billions of dollars lost and spent in subsequent recovery, cleanup, and security measures, and what has changed? Nothing. One week after America is struck by God's Hand, the Pervert in Chief George W. Bush swears in an out of the closet, militant homosexual, Michael Guest to be Ambassador to Romania! The representative face of America to Europe is an out of the closet fag! Guest, along with his fag lover, live as husband and wife in the American Embassy in Bucharest, flaunting their perversion at every opportunity, representing America as a fag nation!!

God laughs at the calamity of America and her crocodile tears!
This nation has ignored the reproof of Wisdom (i.e., God), and now God is laughing. "But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you." Proverbs 1:25-27. The phony tears of George W. Bush are seen for what they are!! "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap" Galatians 6:7. George W. Bush has sown deception, depravity, and defiance of God. His hatred of God will be revisited upon him by the Almighty at the Judgement Day.

"Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine. For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables." 2 Timothy 4:2-4"
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Where the heck did you find that? :wtf:
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if I told you, it wouldnt be a secret, would it =p
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Post by Sir Sirius »

Didn't Falwell once say something along those lines?
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Post by Durandal »

Why should anyone be surprised if this turned out to be real commentary by a dumbshit fundamentalist?
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10 Bucks says that Phelps over at godhatesfags or godhatesamerica.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:10 Bucks says that Phelps over at godhatesfags or godhatesamerica.
10? I think 50 is more appropos.
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Post by Stormbringer »

This forum is for actual discussion, not guessing games. Knock it off Talen.
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