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aphexmonster
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Bleh, I don't see Ben Affleck movies unless Kevin Smith has written and directed them. He's building his own empire; every time another one of his crappy movies has great success, he goes out and secretly buys another nuclear submarine, another aircraft carrier, another wing of black helicopters. By the time his career goes down the drain it won't even matter; he'll conquer us all I tell you! The Empire of Affleck is upon us! Board up your homes and reach for your shotguns before it's too late!

hahaha ... i basically said all of this without the delicious mental visual.
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I've never had a problem with Ben Affleck. True, Jennifer Lopez is a useless cunt, but Affleck seems cool enough. Kevin Smith thinks highly enough of him, after all.

That said, I'm not surprised that Gigli bombed.
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Post by Sektor31 »

Alright, I've decided to come out of my mithril-reinforced cave.

Why does everyone hate Affleck and J-Lo so much?
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