Animal Rights Terrorists strike again.
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Animal Rights Terrorists strike again.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,93601,00.html
Looks like the ELF is back to business, making the lives of Americans a bit inconvienent. The Justice Department should go after the ringleaders and charge them with terrorism. Or even better, ship them off to Gitmo.
Looks like the ELF is back to business, making the lives of Americans a bit inconvienent. The Justice Department should go after the ringleaders and charge them with terrorism. Or even better, ship them off to Gitmo.
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This part is a classic:
And, did you notive that the ELF only goes after upscale developments? I'd bet that if an endangered species was driven to extinction to build a slum or a headquarters for them, they wouldn't lift a finger.Carle said if environmentalists were behind the fire, he didn't understand their motivation: More trees would be cut down to rebuild the structure.
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These people are a group of retarded terrorists, hell in one case they burned a ski lodge and it spread to the surrounding forest. Shipping them to Cuba sounds good, but since they object to deforestation there cages shouldn't get roofs. A dirt floor and some chain link fence is all that's necessary.
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The best solution is the one presented at the end of Rainbow 6. They want to harmonize with nature? Take them a jungle and let them harmonize.Sea Skimmer wrote:These people are a group of retarded terrorists, hell in one case they burned a ski lodge and it spread to the surrounding forest. Shipping them to Cuba sounds good, but since they object to deforestation there cages shouldn't get roofs. A dirt floor and some chain link fence is all that's necessary.
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The FBI already considers ALF and ELF to be terrorists organizations and belonging to them is a crime in itself.
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Why doesn't someone shut down their official website
It seems that they destroy property. Have they killed anyone? As far as I'm concerned, they're not terrorists until they've actually taken lives- until then, they're vandals/arsonists with delusions of grandeur.
It seems that they destroy property. Have they killed anyone? As far as I'm concerned, they're not terrorists until they've actually taken lives- until then, they're vandals/arsonists with delusions of grandeur.
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A ping reveals that the ELF website is hosted by envirolink.org, which is a "non-profit organization which has been providing access to thousands of online environmental resources since 1991."
The IP address of the envirolink server yields this information...
OrgName: STARGATE INDUSTRIES LLC
OrgID: SII
Address: Suite 300, The Crane Building
Address: 40 24th St.
City: Pittsburgh
StateProv: PA
PostalCode: 15222
Country: US
ReferralServer: rwhois://rwhois.stargate.net:4321/
NetRange: 208.40.128.0 - 208.40.207.255
CIDR: 208.40.128.0/18, 208.40.192.0/20
NetName: SII-CIDR-20001129-01
NetHandle: NET-208-40-128-0-1
Parent: NET-208-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Allocation
NameServer: SLAVE1.DNS.STARGATE.NET
NameServer: SLAVE7.DNS.STARGATE.NET
Comment: ADDRESSES WITHIN THIS BLOCK ARE NON-PORTABLE
Comment: Rwhois information regarding reassignments from this
Comment: block is available from rwhois.stargate.net 4321
RegDate: 2000-12-05
Updated: 2002-08-08
TechHandle: ZS34-ARIN
TechName: Stargate Industries
TechPhone: +1-412-316-7827
TechEmail: netadmin@stargate.net
OrgAbuseHandle: SAC24-ARIN
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OrgNOCEmail: noc@stargate.net
OrgTechHandle: ZS34-ARIN
OrgTechName: Stargate Industries
OrgTechPhone: +1-412-316-7827
OrgTechEmail: netadmin@stargate.net
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How ironic that the office hosting their webserver is located in the Crane Building...
The IP address of the envirolink server yields this information...
OrgName: STARGATE INDUSTRIES LLC
OrgID: SII
Address: Suite 300, The Crane Building
Address: 40 24th St.
City: Pittsburgh
StateProv: PA
PostalCode: 15222
Country: US
ReferralServer: rwhois://rwhois.stargate.net:4321/
NetRange: 208.40.128.0 - 208.40.207.255
CIDR: 208.40.128.0/18, 208.40.192.0/20
NetName: SII-CIDR-20001129-01
NetHandle: NET-208-40-128-0-1
Parent: NET-208-0-0-0-0
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NameServer: SLAVE1.DNS.STARGATE.NET
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RegDate: 2000-12-05
Updated: 2002-08-08
TechHandle: ZS34-ARIN
TechName: Stargate Industries
TechPhone: +1-412-316-7827
TechEmail: netadmin@stargate.net
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OrgAbuseName: Stargate Abuse Contact
OrgAbusePhone: +1-412-316-7811
OrgAbuseEmail: security@stargate.net
OrgNOCHandle: STARG-ARIN
OrgNOCName: Stargate NOC
OrgNOCPhone: +1-412-316-7811
OrgNOCEmail: noc@stargate.net
OrgTechHandle: ZS34-ARIN
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How is it Ironic? Im unfamiliar with ELF background. other than the psychotic eco terrorism
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Their website is hosted by a company which uses facilities located in a high-rise in the middle of Pittsburg.
The ELF is devoted to burning such things.
Hence the irony.
The ELF is devoted to burning such things.
Hence the irony.
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[Dr. Evil]They're the Diet Coke of terrorists. One calorie, less terrorist![/Dr. Evil]Mutant Headcrab wrote:I see them as "quasi-terrorists." They have half the evil, but twice the stupidity. I honestly hope to God we can crack down on these people.
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If their "FAQ" doesn't include the question, "What the HELL are you idiots smoking!?," I call fake.
... It doesn't. FAKE>
... It doesn't. FAKE>
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LOL!!CaptainChewbacca wrote:[Dr. Evil]They're the Diet Coke of terrorists. One calorie, less terrorist![/Dr. Evil]Mutant Headcrab wrote:I see them as "quasi-terrorists." They have half the evil, but twice the stupidity. I honestly hope to God we can crack down on these people.
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You have to wonder WHO THE HELL IS RUNNING these idiots.
You don't torch the ski lodge, you ruin the road leading up to it. That way, when there insurance pays of them to rebuild, they don't have to cut down more tree's.
YEACH!
PETA at least has some brain power. They don't want people eating meat. Fine, I can appricate that. Just get your message out of my face, it's in the way of my hamburger.
I haven't heard of PETA (or offical Peta members) doing something this stupid. They seem to be the food equal of hippies. Stop giving them any form of backing, and they'll wander off.
ELF and ALF on the other hand, appear to be little more then punks and worse hidding behind a 'noble' message.
My vote on what to do with them:
Drop them off in the middle of a heavily wooded by cold area. My vote is north of Timmins in Ontario, or somewhere in the North West Territories. They get a tent each, a sleeping bag, and an axe, and a hatchet. They have also been equipped with radio frequency dog-collars connected to a live hand grenade. The grenade is rigged so if removed from the dog-collar, if the dog-collar is removed, or they cross the line, all grenades in a 500 foot radius blow up.
See how long they go until they start building camp fires and log cabins
You don't torch the ski lodge, you ruin the road leading up to it. That way, when there insurance pays of them to rebuild, they don't have to cut down more tree's.
YEACH!
PETA at least has some brain power. They don't want people eating meat. Fine, I can appricate that. Just get your message out of my face, it's in the way of my hamburger.
I haven't heard of PETA (or offical Peta members) doing something this stupid. They seem to be the food equal of hippies. Stop giving them any form of backing, and they'll wander off.
ELF and ALF on the other hand, appear to be little more then punks and worse hidding behind a 'noble' message.
My vote on what to do with them:
Drop them off in the middle of a heavily wooded by cold area. My vote is north of Timmins in Ontario, or somewhere in the North West Territories. They get a tent each, a sleeping bag, and an axe, and a hatchet. They have also been equipped with radio frequency dog-collars connected to a live hand grenade. The grenade is rigged so if removed from the dog-collar, if the dog-collar is removed, or they cross the line, all grenades in a 500 foot radius blow up.
See how long they go until they start building camp fires and log cabins
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Frothing at the mouth environmentalists are chock full of irony. I met many in my major. No wonder most of my friends from college were engineers or people I met in PE class.Crayz9000 wrote:Their website is hosted by a company which uses facilities located in a high-rise in the middle of Pittsburg.
The ELF is devoted to burning such things.
Hence the irony.
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They advoate Arson on the front page, which If I rember right is a crime in itself.
Hmmmmmmm, time to ponder a move ot two.
Hmmmmmmm, time to ponder a move ot two.
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Re: Animal Rights Terrorists strike again.
I believe I have a better alternative.EmperorSolo51 wrote:The Justice Department should go after the ringleaders and charge them with terrorism. Or even better, ship them off to Gitmo.
When they are caught, they should be sent to scientific labatories to have experiments performed on them in lieu of animals. The animals whose place they take should be set free back into the wild. Everybody wins.
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