hickies

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-08-04 10:10pm

how do you get rid of them? I have an interview with my first sergeant this thursday, and having them is regarded as destruction of government property.

any suggestions?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-04 10:13pm

WHAT since when does a human is considered government property?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-04 10:18pm

And how did you get it?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-08-04 10:49pm

Only way I know of is with coverup. Better get a girl to apply it, because it's a lot more likely she'll know what she's doing.

I've never had to cover them myself, mind you, but having a girlfriend in ROTC led to situations--well, I CAUSED situations--where she had to hide marks from her squad leader and whatnot.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-08-04 11:10pm

In my experience, the best way is to avoid them in the first place. Try and hide the thing with whatever you can, and pray.

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2003-08-05 12:16am

Just say it was an accident resulting from juggling act involving dangerous objects...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-08-05 01:25am

Enforcer Talen wrote:how do you get rid of them? I have an interview with my first sergeant this thursday, and having them is regarded as destruction of government property.

A...no. Everyone likes to tell you that it's the "destruction of government property" but you aren't and won't be the government's property, although it comes pretty close and will definately feel like it. Now if they want to I'm sure they could ream you for your military bearing (professional appearance counts), dereliction of duty, the generic catch-all, and some others if they really wanted to.

By the way, the same thing applies for sunburns or other injuries that could have been reasonablly prevented that occur while you are off duty.

any suggestions?

Don't do it again.

A few other suggestions. Read the UCMJ, not to be a "Sea Lawyer" but to know what to do and not to do. Be wary of "Sea Lawyers" especially those that always have unsolicited "legal advice" for you.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-05 02:03am

HemlockGrey wrote:And how did you get it?

I don't know, maybe he touched himself at night?

But really, I don't know how to get rid of them other than using some kind of makeup.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-05 02:14am

Montcalm wrote: WHAT since when does a human is considered government property?

when that person is a member of the United States Military.

You could always cut it or something, then you have a legitimate use for a bandage. thats what I do on occaision with bug bites, just cut them off. burning yourself might be an option but if its where I think it is them you won't want to do that.

Its still summer, though, a tan and/or sunburn may provide ample cover.

If all else fails scour the internet for treatments/remedies on google. Im sure you could find a folk remedy there. If THAT doesn't work. Claim its a birthmark, and keep repeating the hickey every week.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-05 02:21am

Another thing to do that helps but doesn't immediately get rid of it is to take a lipstick cap, press on it, and turn.

~ver

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-08-05 08:34am

HemlockGrey wrote:And how did you get it?

the usual way -amused-

and, -looks for makeup- one hopes I wont sweat it off.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-05 11:05am

the usual way -amused-

You mean over the Internet? That must have been quite an accomplishment.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-08-05 12:17pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:[
and, -looks for makeup- one hopes I wont sweat it off.

You need to make sure you get the right kind. An oil-free base and a bit of powder on top should do it.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-05 02:24pm

Don't get rid of it! Flaunt it! Unless its from a girl.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-08-05 08:06pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Montcalm wrote: WHAT since when does a human is considered government property?
when that person is a member of the United States Military.

You could always cut it or something, then you have a legitimate use for a bandage. thats what I do on occaision with bug bites, just cut them off. burning yourself might be an option but if its where I think it is them you won't want to do that.

Back in the '80's, when Big Hair was in and every girl had a curling iron... you'd not *believe* how many girls had 'burnt their necks with their irons' Monday morning..

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-05 08:11pm

What is the point of them?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-08-05 08:12pm

I have a hickie on my chest that has been there 17 years. You can still make out teeth marks, if you know what you're looking at....

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-05 08:14pm

Frank Hipper wrote:I have a hickie on my chest that has been there 17 years. You can still make out teeth marks, if you know what you're looking at....

Self inflicted mark using vaccum cleaner do not count.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-08-05 08:31pm

Montcalm wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:I have a hickie on my chest that has been there 17 years. You can still make out teeth marks, if you know what you're looking at....

Self inflicted mark using vaccum cleaner do not count.

Wierd thing is, it wasn't especially painful on getting it, it was just a hickie.

That left a permanent record of my god-like sexual prowess! Like I need any reminders.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-08-05 10:12pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
the usual way -amused-
You mean over the Internet? That must have been quite an accomplishment.

=p no, the usual way for hickies, not the usual way for me =p

and, koji, I have been flaunting. hehe.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-05 10:27pm

i wanna see your hickey

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-08-05 10:39pm

maybe =p

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-05 11:11pm

XaLEv wrote:What is the point of them?

They're fun..?

~ver

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-08-06 10:56am

HemlockGrey wrote:
the usual way -amused-
You mean over the Internet? That must have been quite an accomplishment.

I thought "usual way" meant a vacuum cleaner.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-08-06 11:33am

You could try make-up.... but the manly thing to do is to cut or bruise yourself badly in that area and say you were wrestling crocodiles or bitten by a rattle snake .... or just tell the seargent that you "Sir, Unlike you, I got some last night, Drill Seargent Sir!"

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