Damn Woman...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-04 08:48pm

Notice, singular, not plural. This is only one woman, not all.

Anyway, this fem I know says she's taking a shower. She then asks if I would like to join her. Not getting very many chances like this, I say yes. So, after a fairly lengthy pause, she says I have three minutes to get there, and if I can't make it by then, too bad.

The problem being, she lives pretty far away. For this who live around here, she's up around New Tampa, just off Bearss, and I'm in Temple Terrace, off Busch and 56th. There is no fucking way I can get there in three minutes. And she knows damn well there's no way I could. It was a deliberate cocktease.

Grrrrr...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-04 08:52pm

You should have said 'Yes, I'll be right over', and then headed straight out the door.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-08-04 09:01pm

Ouch. Sounds like something I would do.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-04 09:03pm

HemlockGrey wrote:You should have said 'Yes, I'll be right over', and then headed straight out the door.

Nah. She woulda probably just pulled a "oh, you're too late anyway" stunt.

Like I said, what she was after, evidently, was a cocktease.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-08-04 09:15pm

Most definitely a cocktease.

If it gets to be a problem just quit lusting after her. You don't have to fall for her stuff you know.

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2003-08-04 10:01pm

Dude that sucks.

I think if that happend to me, I wouldn't talk to her for a very long time.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-04 10:05pm

Some women think its fun teasing a man,but they don`t realise if they tease the wrong one he might decide to go all the way and rape her.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-04 10:20pm

You should have said "I'll pass. I was hoping for somebody who is clean."

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-04 11:26pm

Durran Korr wrote:You should have said "I'll pass. I was hoping for somebody who is clean."

Ohhh, that's evil.

And Storm, 'twas the first time that happened. Probably won't happen again.

If it does, I'll go over there anyway and see what she says.

Miss Grim · Post by **Miss Grim** » 2003-08-04 11:29pm

You could have told her that she needed to bathe for more than three minutes before you'd be willing to join her...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-04 11:32pm

I have one that has done that kind of thing to me.

Just ignore her and go somewhere else...

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-08-04 11:42pm

She probably wanted to feel wanted- it makes a girl feel good to have a guy run as fast has he can to come see her.

(I'm make, and can't know this for sure, but I'll bet it's true.)

If you had shown up two minutes late, after having sped through traffic, sweating like a madman, panting at her doorstep, i'll bet my ass she would have let you in- she was just playing a game, and girls make up the BEST games.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-08-05 12:33am

Who is this girl? I dont know too many girls that would say that to me unless they were just joking , or meant it. Doing to just be a tease results in dial tone.

You should have said, Im already watching you on my webcam.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-08-05 12:20pm

I could say so many things, but I'll be nice.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-08-05 12:26pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I could say so many things, but I'll be nice.

Stay good, Kelly, stay good!

Rogueice, there are plenty of nice girls out there only waiting for somebody clever to ask them out. Don't be afraid, go and engage them. Stop lusting after little bitches in training, like this "friend" of yours evidently is.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-08-05 12:27pm

Colonel Olrik wrote: Stay good, Kelly, stay good!

*POING*

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-08-05 12:37pm

Girls often use guys for attention, when they have absolutely no intention of getting romantically involved. And no, I'm not talking out of my ass, for this has happened on multiple occasions to both myself and to friends- in the case of my best friend, she told him matter of factly that's what she did (to him).

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-05 12:48pm

Vympel wrote:Girls often use guys for attention, when they have absolutely no intention of getting romantically involved. And no, I'm not talking out of my ass, for this has happened on multiple occasions to both myself and to friends- in the case of my best friend, she told him matter of factly that's what she did (to him).

Not much of an excuse, but in our defence, you guys make it sooo easy!
PLus, the amount of unwanted attention we get, call it revenge.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-08-05 12:51pm

innerbrat wrote: PLus, the amount of unwanted attention we get, call it revenge.

For what? Breaking a man's heart? Men can be easier (and the fact is that many women like the men to do all the work to get together), but there's no way in hell we're meaner. At most, both genders are the same.

edit never mind, I've misread your post.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-08-05 12:59pm

I misread the title of this thread. I thought it said "damn, woman!" Totally different meaning.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-08-05 01:05pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:Rogueice, there are plenty of nice girls out there only waiting for somebody clever to ask them out. Don't be afraid, go and engage them. Stop lusting after little bitches in training, like this "friend" of yours evidently is.

Yes, being clever (as I suppose I may be--offline, at least

) is one way to get girls. IMHO, a pretty face and a good body is only enough to get them interested; being clever, polite, and gentlemanly is necessary to put you over the top--at least for nice girls.

...

Cock-teasing is evil.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-08-05 01:50pm

Ok. When it comes to chatting up, two bits of advice everyone needs to follow:

Eye contact. Sooo important. Even if she/he's the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen, you gotta make eye contact. Shows you're paying attention, and you can do a lot of flirting with just a cheeky little smile [won't work if you're looking at your shoes].
Be happy. Happiness is like the stench of manure to blow flies: it attracts people. People like hanging around those that are having a good time.

Simple!

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-08-05 01:54pm

Oh for fuck's sakes people it's called FLIRTING!!! Jesus, this happens all the time and its fucking fun to do and partake in. Some girl across town tells me that she wants to take a shower with me but come in three minutes I shrug and proceed to tell her what I would do to her when we are in the shower. With any luck I have a full blown phone sex session on my hands.

Christ people, play the game!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-08-05 01:57pm

Stravo wrote:Oh for fuck's sakes people it's called FLIRTING!!! Jesus, this happens all the time and its fucking fun to do and partake in. Some girl across town tells me that she wants to take a shower with me but come in three minutes I shrug and proceed to tell her what I would do to her when we are in the shower. With any luck I have a full blown phone sex session on my hands.

Christ people, play the game!

Now there's a man after my own sex drive.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-08-05 02:01pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Stravo wrote:Oh for fuck's sakes people it's called FLIRTING!!! Jesus, this happens all the time and its fucking fun to do and partake in. Some girl across town tells me that she wants to take a shower with me but come in three minutes I shrug and proceed to tell her what I would do to her when we are in the shower. With any luck I have a full blown phone sex session on my hands.

Christ people, play the game!
Now there's a man after my own sex drive.

Somehow Kel, I have the distinct impression one of us would be left exhausted and unable to move afterwards and its the one with hair on his chest.

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