I make copies of Birth certificates for people too stupid to get them 4 weeks before they absoluted positively needed to have them overnight.
I also make copies of Death certificates.
I occassionally get told I'm an angel, a miracle worker, a wonder(ful person), or 'a dear'.
I occassionally get called names by people who can't get what they want.
I've been offered tips, had countless lil' old ladies bless me, and once I even got KrispyKreme donuts, all for doing my job as best I can.
As of this past paycheck, I've made $11,000 this year. I've paid nearly $3000 in taxes. I might get back $900.
What do you do for a living?
Moderator: Edi
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
As of last week, I'm now a medical research associate for NFO Migliara/Kaplan, and a part-time employee at High Grounds, a new espresso shop run by the family of a very good friend of mine. And a part time percussion teacher as well.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
That's varied.Zaia wrote:As of last week, I'm now a medical research associate for NFO Migliara/Kaplan, and a part-time employee at High Grounds, a new espresso shop run by the family of a very good friend of mine. And a part time percussion teacher as well.
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Why thank you. Just call me Ms. Renaissance.RogueIce wrote:That's varied.Zaia wrote:<snippity self>
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
*copies into Notepad*Zaia wrote:Why thank you. Just call me Ms. Renaissance.
No way I'm taking the time to memorize Renaissance.
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Wow, I remember you saying you were just about through with your school over the field trip thingy (not that I blame you). Never did hear anything else about it, so I guess you gave them the finger then. Good for you.Zaia wrote:As of last week, I'm now a medical research associate for NFO Migliara/Kaplan, and a part-time employee at High Grounds, a new espresso shop run by the family of a very good friend of mine. And a part time percussion teacher as well.
What kind of medical research? Animals, kids, sleep disorders, hmmmm, sex?
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
You are a part of the evil conspiracy then! Burn, heretic!Andrew J. wrote:I work at a Six Flags, where I run cash registers inside the gift shops, selling overpriced souvenirs.
As for me... I'm just another useless, worthless university student who evidently can only think with his organ, not his brain.
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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RedImperator
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Currently unemployed, but I've got an interview at the school district this week to sign on for a substitute teaching job until I go to grad school. I'd say writer, but I haven't actually gotten paid for that yet.
X-Ray Blues
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Gil Hamilton
- Tipsy Space Birdie
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Heh, if you had said writer I would have posed the obvious follow-up question: "Oh a writer... so, seriously, how do you make money?"RedImperator wrote:Currently unemployed, but I've got an interview at the school district this week to sign on for a substitute teaching job until I go to grad school. I'd say writer, but I haven't actually gotten paid for that yet.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
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Gil Hamilton
- Tipsy Space Birdie
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It makes me want to find you and beat you raw with a leather belt.Jadeite wrote:High School student. Ahh, how fun it is to have no real responsibilites, or taxes.
Making anyone feel old?
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Careful. He just might enjoy that.Gil Hamilton wrote:It makes me want to find you and beat you raw with a leather belt.Jadeite wrote:High School student. Ahh, how fun it is to have no real responsibilites, or taxes.
Making anyone feel old?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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RedImperator
- Roosevelt Republican
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- Joined: 2002-07-11 07:59pm
- Location: Delaware
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It's kinda like whoring without the drugs and fucking. Well, without the fucking, anyway.Gil Hamilton wrote:"Oh a writer... so, seriously, how do you make money?"
X-Ray Blues
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SecondStorm
- Jedi Knight
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TrailerParkJawa
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- Joined: 2002-07-04 11:49pm
- Location: San Jose, California
Have been unemployed since October 26th of last year. Used to have a technical support job. Ive had a few temps jobs since March, some technical support, some odd jobs.
Past careers included working at Circuit City, Landfill Gas Technician, and working at an amusement park.
Past careers included working at Circuit City, Landfill Gas Technician, and working at an amusement park.
MEMBER of the Anti-PETA Anti-Facist LEAGUE
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Alyrium Denryle
- Minister of Sin
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I fear for your students.RedImperator wrote:Currently unemployed, but I've got an interview at the school district this week to sign on for a substitute teaching job until I go to grad school. I'd say writer, but I haven't actually gotten paid for that yet.
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/
Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Factio republicanum delenda est
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/
Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Factio republicanum delenda est
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The Yosemite Bear
- Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
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Stuart Mackey
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hhmm..A sailor eh?Mr Bean wrote:I am a United States Sailor
Rum, Sodomy and the lash..they abolished the lash.
You can stand up and take it like a man or bend over and take it like a sailor.
*Village people* In the navy, you can sail the seven seas, in the navy, you can take it in the rear, in the navy, in the navy*Village People*
*sighg* that was fun..
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"
Jean Omer Marie Gabriel Monnet
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Jean Omer Marie Gabriel Monnet
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Batman
- Emperor's Hand
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- Joined: 2002-07-09 04:51am
- Location: Seriously thinking about moving to Marvel because so much of the DCEU stinks
I'm Batman. You know what I do for a living.
PC tech support for an IT company. I guess were they honest and called the job 'Fall Guy' nobody would apply...
Oh, and Jadeite, you're now on the List. I hope it was worth it
PC tech support for an IT company. I guess were they honest and called the job 'Fall Guy' nobody would apply...
Oh, and Jadeite, you're now on the List. I hope it was worth it
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Tragic
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Why do people insist on talking like this? Does it make you feel big. If you were not gonna tell us why you say anything.jegs2 wrote:Most of you know what I do. For those of you who don't, you've no need to know.
As for me i work in a law office and will be attending college in september.
"The point of war isn't to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" Gen. George Patton.
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Kelly Antilles
- Sith Acolyte
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I'm cheif cook and bottle washer. Which to you youngin's out there means I do just about everything. Receptionist, accounting, shipping, receiving, minor sales and repairs, all for a company that sells and repairs computer equipment (pcs, AS/400, printers, controllers, etc.), does cabling, networking and the like.
