Gil Hamilton wrote:Plus they seem to be going more bishie all the time. I mean look at the progression in FF7 through 10. First there was Cloud, who you in the cut scenes wasn't that feminine. Then there was Squall, who was a bit more bishie, but at least had a Keanu Reeves going on. Then there was Zidane, who was very bishie and short. Finally we've got Tidus, who I've described as Ellen Degeneres with muscles.
I swear that for the longest time I honestly thought that Zidane was a girl...
Of course that was a while before I knew what the character's name was or saw the game being played.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:Plus they seem to be going more bishie all the time. I mean look at the progression in FF7 through 10. First there was Cloud, who you in the cut scenes wasn't that feminine. Then there was Squall, who was a bit more bishie, but at least had a Keanu Reeves going on. Then there was Zidane, who was very bishie and short. Finally we've got Tidus, who I've described as Ellen Degeneres with muscles.
Remember Seymour from FF 10? He was so obviously flamingly homogay I swear to Goddess he could probably tell the flavor of a Popsicle by sitting on it!!! I'm sure Tidus was secretly yearning to let Seymour plow him out good! Trust me, I know. My bf plays FF (7, 9, 10, etc) on the playstation all the time...
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Remember Seymour from FF 10? He was so obviously flamingly homogay I swear to Goddess he could probably tell the flavor of a Popsicle by sitting on it!!! I'm sure Tidus was secretly yearning to let Seymour plow him out good! Trust me, I know. My bf plays FF (7, 9, 10, etc) on the playstation all the time...
How could I have forgotten, Seriously, Seymour is the epitome of queer FF.
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"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
Gwok -> The chaaracteristic sound of the Oglop bug (which resides in Final Fantasy 9 as a reviled insect, and in the intial form of the Regent Cid.)
Oglops are prized for their oil by some, and some consider ground oglop to be a potent aphrodisiac.
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"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
*cackle* Einy, you should check out Final Fantasy Tactics for the Playstation. Or Ogre Battle 64 for the N64.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:
How could I have forgotten, Seriously, Seymour is the epitome of queer FF.
Definitely.
Reread my comment about Seymour being so obviously flamingly homogay I swear to Goddess he could probably tell the flavor of a Popsicle by sitting on it...
Darth Fanboy wrote:
How could I have forgotten, Seriously, Seymour is the epitome of queer FF.
Definitely.
Reread my comment about Seymour being so obviously flamingly homogay I swear to Goddess he could probably tell the flavor of a Popsicle by sitting on it...
Yup!
And here ladies and gentlemen we have a connection to ass-feeding.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:
How could I have forgotten, Seriously, Seymour is the epitome of queer FF.
Definitely.
Reread my comment about Seymour being so obviously flamingly homogay I swear to Goddess he could probably tell the flavor of a Popsicle by sitting on it...
Yup!
Now that's a funny joke,
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
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