if you had undeniable proof of owning a soul

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-08-06 07:34pm

and knew that all the gods of legend existed, but were just hybernating -

what would you do?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-06 07:36pm

You're on a binge today, aren't you?

I don't know. Is there an afterlife while the gods are sleeping?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-08-06 07:39pm

it passes the time.

and some think this reality is the dreaming of a god.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-08-06 07:41pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:and knew that all the gods of legend existed, but were just hybernating -

what would you do?

Sell mine to the Devil for anything I want.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-06 07:44pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:and knew that all the gods of legend existed, but were just hybernating -

what would you do?

If I wasn't married, I would go looking for Venus. She would have to be introduced to pornography sooner or later.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-06 07:49pm

I'd learn how to manifest and utilize my AT field.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-08-06 07:57pm

So god is Cthulhu

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-08-06 08:45pm

I'd begin a private project to ressurect the Roman Gods, winning their favor through the tried and true method of sacrifices, gifts, and nookie.

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2003-08-06 10:23pm

Bow to Azathoth as he broils your petty gods away in a gout of nuclear hellfire.

...Wait. Ahh, shit, that kills me too.
I'm with Wong then. Round us up some goddesses of love, and have a good old fashion orgy.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-06 11:38pm

I'd go find a really horny sex god.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-08-06 11:48pm

No change.

jinx · Post by **jinx** » 2003-08-07 03:44am

first, I'd probly shit a brick. After that I'd go find Cuchoolain & see what that nut is doing. Those crazy shide, they're a hoot!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-07 03:48am

Darth Wong wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:and knew that all the gods of legend existed, but were just hybernating -

what would you do?
If I wasn't married, I would go looking for Venus. She would have to be introduced to pornography sooner or later.

Do you forget where she (Venus/Aphrodite) came from..?

Wait.. that sounds soooooooooooo bad......

~ver

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-08-07 07:12am

Make sure i died in a violent blaze of glory so that i can reach Valhalla.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-08-07 03:07pm

Id find Minerva and try to get her to give me wisdom. Then id try to have sex with her. Then id go and pay a visit to the God Augustus and discuss politics

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-08-07 03:33pm

I would take a black marker and draw moustaches on the sleeping god's faces, write "Darkstar wuz here but it was too small" on Aphrodites butt, "Darkstar wuz here but it was too big" on Minervas butt, and finally "Darkstar wuz here and it was just right!" on Zeus' butt.......

Then wait to see the fireworks.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-08-07 04:08pm

Get aphrodite and venus to make out in front of me. And preferably be included at some point.

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-08-07 06:17pm

Get my axe and remove the bastards from the picture. Though, I'd leave some of the greek and norse guys and gals around just for the fun of seeing them dealing with fundies.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-08-07 06:57pm

Rye wrote:Get aphrodite and venus to make out in front of me. And preferably be included at some point.

umm how can someone make out with themselves? Aphrodite is just the greek name for Venus which is the latin name for aphrodite

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-08-07 07:27pm

Go wake up a god of michief, and concince them to help me go find some amprophsia (spelling). I'd then eat and drink shitloads of it, then let the world know who's know in charge :wicked:

First stop: The middle east

Oh, and as for the Venus/Aphrodite make out

Some stories have gods in multiple places at once

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-08-07 07:28pm

NapoleonGH wrote:
Rye wrote:Get aphrodite and venus to make out in front of me. And preferably be included at some point.
umm how can someone make out with themselves? Aphrodite is just the greek name for Venus which is the latin name for aphrodite

DUH. Twincest.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-08 11:41am

Dark Hellion wrote:Bow to Azathoth as he broils your petty gods away in a gout of nuclear hellfire..

Actually, Azathoth is so insane that's he's incapable of pretty much anything. I think such a task would be better left to Yog-Sothoth or Nyarlathotep.

As for what I'll do - I would attempt to find out which gods were the one who were the most righteous.

Because if the gods of legend are true, what about their adversaries - demons of legend? And what about those gods who claim that their adversaries are in fact incarnations of their arch-enemies?

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