Terminator is running.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-08-07 01:52am

Too bad I can't vote. I'd so vote for Arnold. I'm in the right state too.

EmperorSolo51 · Post by **EmperorSolo51** » 2003-08-07 02:09am

So much for democratic party solidarity, looks like the LT. gov of california is running.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-08-07 02:09am

Good for Arnie. Out of the fucking weird ass list of people who want to run, he's so far the best. I mean, lets see;

Garry Coleman
Arrianna Huffington
Ex husband of Arrianna Huffington
Larry fucking Flint
Gray Davis
Gray Davis
Gray Davis

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-07 02:14am

Good for him. Say what you will about his accent and acting abilities, but he's a smooth operator and a smart guy, albeit a somewhat ruthless opportunist. There's more to Arnold than the accent and the muscles.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-07 02:18am

EmperorSolo51 wrote:So much for democratic party solidarity, looks like the LT. gov of california is running.

Can he even do that legally!? He's the guy who's supposed to certify the results, isn't he!?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-07 02:59am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
EmperorSolo51 wrote:So much for democratic party solidarity, looks like the LT. gov of california is running.

Can he even do that legally!? He's the guy who's supposed to certify the results, isn't he!?

The lady who certified Florida's presidential election worked for the damn Bush campaign, this is nothing. Honestly I don't know why he thinks he has a chance of winning unless he thinks he can improve his chances for a Dem. bid in the next election.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-07 03:17am

Remember, Davis, when I said I would kill you last? I lied.

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2003-08-07 04:19am

Knife wrote:Good for Arnie. Out of the fucking weird ass list of people who want to run, he's so far the best. I mean, lets see;

Garry Coleman
Arrianna Huffington
Ex husband of Arrianna Huffington
Larry fucking Flint
Gray Davis
Gray Davis
Gray Davis

There is also a bounty hunter and a lingerie model. This freak show is getting stranger and stranger all the time.

Oh well, at least it will be entertaining.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-07 06:52am

As part of his campaign he should go doorknocking to houses that contain someone named Sarah Connor.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-08-07 07:28am

Arnold's got a load of slogans he can use.

"Conan the Fundraiser"

"Your votes, give them to me."

Ofcourse, here's an oldie, but still good:

"Presidential Cantidate Schwarzenegger, What are your views on forgein affairs?"

"CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND HEAR The LAMENTATIONS OF THIER WOMEN!"

<later, in a middle eastern bunker>

Saddam: "Oh sh."

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-08-07 08:18am

Damn, I wish I lived in California.

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-08-07 08:21am

Where are the ordinary, everyday women?! They don't exist because this is a movie!

No, this is California.

-Last Action Hero

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-08-07 09:46am

Gandalf wrote:As part of his campaign he should go doorknocking to houses that contain someone named Sarah Connor.

That would be too funny!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-08-07 11:42am

If he runs for President, will the democratic candidate be Robert Patrick?

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2003-08-07 12:55pm

This is scarey. Demolition Man just might come true. Where Arnold becomes president and all restraunts become Taco Bell.

Actually he has my vote. He is very smart, cannot have any political ambition beyond california, is against special intrest groups, and I just want to say "My governor can kick your governors ass"

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-07 01:00pm

Macross wrote:
Knife wrote:Good for Arnie. Out of the fucking weird ass list of people who want to run, he's so far the best. I mean, lets see;

Garry Coleman
Arrianna Huffington
Ex husband of Arrianna Huffington
Larry fucking Flint
Gray Davis
Gray Davis
Gray Davis
There is also a bounty hunter and a lingerie model. This freak show is getting stranger and stranger all the time.

Oh well, at least it will be entertaining.

It *IS* California...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-07 01:01pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:Arnold's got a load of slogans he can use.

"Conan the Fundraiser"

"Your votes, give them to me."

Ofcourse, here's an oldie, but still good:
"Presidential Cantidate Schwarzenegger, What are your views on forgein affairs?"

"CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND HEAR The LAMENTATIONS OF THIER WOMEN!"

<later, in a middle eastern bunker>

Saddam: "Oh sh."

I like the one from CNN last night;

T4, The Rise Of The Govornator.

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2003-08-07 01:04pm

My Mayor is Alan Autry, yeap, California is a messed up state.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-08-07 03:12pm

EmperorMing wrote: T4, The Rise Of The Govornator.

Vote for me if you want to live.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-08-07 03:33pm

He however cannot run for president. You have to be a born US citizen to become president.
I hope he wins. My home state of California needs him.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-08-07 03:42pm

Agent Fisher wrote:He however cannot run for president. You have to be a born US citizen to become president.

This will be removed under threat of minigun.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-08-07 04:08pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Agent Fisher wrote:He however cannot run for president. You have to be a born US citizen to become president.
This will be removed under threat of minigun.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-08-07 06:43pm

While Arnie will never be able to run for President, since he is foreign-born, I believe pretty much any other office is open to him for nomination, aside from Vice President....

National Security Advisor? Secretary of State? How high up the national food chain could he get before hitting the ceiling of limitations for folks born outside the US? Henry Kissinger got pretty high up...

Send him to North Korea to meet with Kim Jong-Il:
"Your nukes. Give them to me."

To the office of the Ayatollah:
"Get out."

And, maybe, to an intern:
"Get Down!"

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-07 06:58pm

It would be cool to see Governor Schwarzenegger and Governor Ventura fight the Predator again.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-08-07 08:58pm

Darth Wong wrote:Good for him. Say what you will about his accent and acting abilities, but he's a smooth operator and a smart guy, albeit a somewhat ruthless opportunist. There's more to Arnold than the accent and the muscles.

If by jumping Gray Davis, all I can say is Davis deserves it. Davis fucked over the state and has only a twenty percent approval rating.