Plants have feelings too.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-08-07 10:23am

Plants have a rudimentary nervous system

Not really.

"We're recommending that our members focus on food items that don't feel pain like nerve damaged infants or Styrofoam," Wagner continued. "Here, have one of our 'Salad is Murder' T-shirts."

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-07 10:27am

Where the hell do you guys find this stuff?!?

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-08-07 10:38am

Vorlon1701 wrote:Where the hell do you guys find this stuff?!?

google and a creative imagination can be an useful tool.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-07 12:55pm

Plants might have the plant version of emotions (the physiological responses to a situation formed by a combination of more basic homeostatic processes) but they dont have feelings, because feelings are the result of conscious interpretation of emotions.

But who the fuck cares, I eat everything with feelings. mmm dead baby soup

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-08-07 01:05pm

kojikun wrote: But who the fuck cares, I eat everything with feelings. mmm dead baby soup

Dead baby jokes arent the best idea, as i have found out in the past. Just pray someone who has had stillborn relatives dont see this.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-07 01:06pm

Solid Snake wrote:
kojikun wrote: But who the fuck cares, I eat everything with feelings. mmm dead baby soup
Dead baby jokes arent the best idea, as i have found out in the past. Just pray someone who has had stillborn relatives dont see this.

Nice sig:

Solid Snake's Signature wrote:Napalm, napalm, sticks like glue. Sticks to women and children too.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-07 01:33pm

Solid Snake wrote:Dead baby jokes arent the best idea, as i have found out in the past. Just pray someone who has had stillborn relatives dont see this.

Well fuck them, let them fucking deal with it, I'll make whatever joeks I please.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-08-07 01:33pm

XaLEv wrote:
Solid Snake wrote:
kojikun wrote: But who the fuck cares, I eat everything with feelings. mmm dead baby soup
Dead baby jokes arent the best idea, as i have found out in the past. Just pray someone who has had stillborn relatives dont see this.
Nice sig:

Solid Snake's Signature wrote:Napalm, napalm, sticks like glue. Sticks to women and children too.

Yeah... It's kinda, ya know, supposed to be explaining how napalm=nasty weapon of war. Not: HAR har Har! I be gonna kill me som g00ks with my here flamethrower!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-07 02:26pm

Vegetarians stopped eating meat, 'cause it's "murder." Pretty soon they will stop eating vegetables, and then all foods, 'cause it's "murder."

All the stupid people die off. Darwinism and evolution in action.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-07 02:39pm

YT300000 wrote:Vegetarians stopped eating meat, 'cause it's "murder." Pretty soon they will stop eating vegetables, and then all foods, 'cause it's "murder."

All the stupid people die off. Darwinism and evolution in action.

My mom says eating plants hurts them. She feels bad for plants.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-08-07 02:40pm

Its like I always said: Save a million blades of innocent grass, kill one murderous cow.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-07 02:48pm

3rd Impact wrote:Plants have a rudimentary nervous system

Not really.

"We're recommending that our members focus on food items that don't feel pain like nerve damaged infants or Styrofoam," Wagner continued. "Here, have one of our 'Salad is Murder' T-shirts."

Well I see someone's been playing in the StarDestroyer.net Links page... Kool!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-07 02:51pm

I have no idea why, but upon rereading, this thread is giving me a massive urge to eat a nice big bloody ultra-rare ribeye steak and a bunch of sashimi. MMMMM Raw Fish... (especially salmon and tuna!)

EDIT: Damn Typodemons!!!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-07 04:46pm

This reminds me:

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-07 04:49pm

YT300000 wrote:This reminds me:

http://maddox.xmission.com/bigpot5.jpg

And for every three animals you`ll eat i`ll eat six.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-07 04:50pm

Montcalm wrote:
YT300000 wrote:This reminds me:

http://maddox.xmission.com/bigpot5.jpg
And for every three animals you`ll eat i`ll eat six.

Garfield would be proud.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-07 04:50pm

fuck that shit, montcalm, for every SINGLE animal you eat i'll eat 50!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-08-07 04:53pm

kojikun wrote:fuck that shit, montcalm, for every SINGLE animal you eat i'll eat 50!

Okay, I've stopped eating animals. Would you like that heart attack now or in the next five minutes?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-07 04:54pm

kojikun wrote:fuck that shit, montcalm, for every SINGLE animal you eat i'll eat 50!

300 a day you`ll explode.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-07 05:57pm

nah theyre small animals. More suffering, less fat!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-07 06:39pm

MMM Aminals!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I have no idea why, but upon rereading, this thread is giving me a massive urge to eat a nice big bloody ultra-rare ribeye steak and a bunch of sashimi. MMMMM Raw Fish... (especially salmon and tuna!)

EDIT: Damn Typodemons!!!

Update! Me and my boyfriend are coming into some money, so we're going to the SUSHI HOUSE!!!!11 This weekend! W00t!

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-08-07 08:48pm

Comic thingy

This topic reminded me of something I saw before.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-08-07 10:13pm

I'm going to use this as an excuse to avoid salads.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-08 09:22pm

I have a friend who is a semi-vegetarian. Today, she proudly proclaimed that she didn't eat one animal. I promptly went and ate 3. Montcalm now needs to eat 18, and Kojikun now needs to eat 900.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-08-08 09:34pm

YT300000 wrote:I have a friend who is a semi-vegetarian. Today, she proudly proclaimed that she didn't eat one animal. I promptly went and ate 3. Montcalm now needs to eat 18, and Kojikun now needs to eat 900.

I hope they can count an individual egg as an animal..

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