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The Paranoia Quotient Test

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Are you a Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist?

I got 16 points.

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10-15 points: You're a skeptic, but you may find that hard to believe.
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13 P You're a skeptic, but you may find that hard to believe.
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I think the quiz is biased against people with smart-assed tendancies. :)

I ended up as one of the consumer sheep because I liked raggin' on Art Bell. :)
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16 - Consumer Sheep
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13- sceptic.
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I got 12. I don't know who "Art Bell" is, though.
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23 pts. And I don't know who Art Bell is, either.

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12... ditto with the Art Bell thing.
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verilon wrote:23 pts. And I don't know who Art Bell is, either.

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23... uhoh, you´re totally fucked.

this art bell?

http://seti-teamartbell.com/
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salm wrote:
verilon wrote:23 pts. And I don't know who Art Bell is, either.

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23... uhoh, you´re totally fucked.

this art bell?

http://seti-teamartbell.com/
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What a shitty test. Only 3 possibilities?
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13. I would've scored higher if I listen to Art Bell to this day. Fortuneatly he became ill for weeks.~JAson
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13.

Thats the cheapest run web test board I've ever seen. It doesn't even have automatic scoring.
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I couldn't answer some of the questions.

For the SETI one, answer (a) implied that throwing money at SETI would allow them to find aliens and I don't know if answer (b) is correct.
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Skeptic. Who the fuck is this Bell guy?
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salm wrote:
verilon wrote:23 pts. And I don't know who Art Bell is, either.

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23... uhoh, you´re totally fucked.

this art bell?

http://seti-teamartbell.com/
My team got art bell beat :)
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Also, not only is it impossible to get a score of 10 (I answered all As and got 11 and there's 11 questions) but he ignores getting 44.
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