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if you had undeniable proof of owning a soul

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and knew that all the gods of legend existed, but were just hybernating -

what would you do?
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You're on a binge today, aren't you?

I don't know. Is there an afterlife while the gods are sleeping?
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it passes the time.

and some think this reality is the dreaming of a god.
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Re: if you had undeniable proof of owning a soul

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Enforcer Talen wrote:and knew that all the gods of legend existed, but were just hybernating -

what would you do?
Sell mine to the Devil for anything I want.

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Enforcer Talen wrote:and knew that all the gods of legend existed, but were just hybernating -

what would you do?
If I wasn't married, I would go looking for Venus. She would have to be introduced to pornography sooner or later.
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I'd learn how to manifest and utilize my AT field.
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So god is Cthulhu :P
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I'd begin a private project to ressurect the Roman Gods, winning their favor through the tried and true method of sacrifices, gifts, and nookie.
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Bow to Azathoth as he broils your petty gods away in a gout of nuclear hellfire.

...Wait. Ahh, shit, that kills me too.
I'm with Wong then. Round us up some goddesses of love, and have a good old fashion orgy.
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I'd go find a really horny sex god. :D
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first, I'd probly shit a brick. After that I'd go find Cuchoolain & see what that nut is doing. Those crazy shide, they're a hoot!
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Re: if you had undeniable proof of owning a soul

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Darth Wong wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:and knew that all the gods of legend existed, but were just hybernating -

what would you do?
If I wasn't married, I would go looking for Venus. She would have to be introduced to pornography sooner or later.
Do you forget where she (Venus/Aphrodite) came from..? ;) :P

Wait.. that sounds soooooooooooo bad......

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Make sure i died in a violent blaze of glory so that i can reach Valhalla. ;)
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Id find Minerva and try to get her to give me wisdom. Then id try to have sex with her. Then id go and pay a visit to the God Augustus and discuss politics
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I would take a black marker and draw moustaches on the sleeping god's faces, write "Darkstar wuz here but it was too small" on Aphrodites butt, "Darkstar wuz here but it was too big" on Minervas butt, and finally "Darkstar wuz here and it was just right!" on Zeus' butt.......

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Get aphrodite and venus to make out in front of me. And preferably be included at some point.
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Get my axe and remove the bastards from the picture. Though, I'd leave some of the greek and norse guys and gals around just for the fun of seeing them dealing with fundies.
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Rye wrote:Get aphrodite and venus to make out in front of me. And preferably be included at some point.
umm how can someone make out with themselves? Aphrodite is just the greek name for Venus which is the latin name for aphrodite
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Go wake up a god of michief, and concince them to help me go find some amprophsia (spelling). I'd then eat and drink shitloads of it, then let the world know who's know in charge :wicked:

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Oh, and as for the Venus/Aphrodite make out

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NapoleonGH wrote:
Rye wrote:Get aphrodite and venus to make out in front of me. And preferably be included at some point.
umm how can someone make out with themselves? Aphrodite is just the greek name for Venus which is the latin name for aphrodite
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Dark Hellion wrote:Bow to Azathoth as he broils your petty gods away in a gout of nuclear hellfire..
Actually, Azathoth is so insane that's he's incapable of pretty much anything. I think such a task would be better left to Yog-Sothoth or Nyarlathotep.

As for what I'll do - I would attempt to find out which gods were the one who were the most righteous.

Because if the gods of legend are true, what about their adversaries - demons of legend? And what about those gods who claim that their adversaries are in fact incarnations of their arch-enemies?
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