One of my best friends is getting married on September 6th, and the bachelor party is happening this Saturday. We're going paintballing, and then we're hitting the alcochol hard. The groom (my best friend) has already stated that if anybody is not incredibly hung over on Sunday, the consequences will be dire. This weekend is gonna be painful. God, I feel like I'm preparing for war.
Does anybody have good bachelor(ette) party stories? I need something to steel my resolve....
Bachelor Parties....
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Bachelor Parties....
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Friend getting married. Friends of his didn't notice until too late we had no stripper booked, so they made their way to the next petrol station (which was quite a way off) to get a mag to get the number of some girl. Took them two hours. Once back they decided on a girl and phoned her ... then we waited - until a SMS came "Can't come, it's so wrong, the guy is getting married tomorrow!"
She's a hooker and getting all moral... probably just didn't want to come to a place out in the boondocks late at night.
She's a hooker and getting all moral... probably just didn't want to come to a place out in the boondocks late at night.
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I'll never forget my friend Mike's stag. We had a round table debate about the economics of Guam and if Chewy could pulverize Spock! It got ugly fast! 
Kiddin'! We started at an Irish pub and when we had enough drinks and food in us we head over to the peelers, a place that interestingly enough had metal cages over the stage. Of course, Mike had lap dance after lap dance but we were able to get a stripper to get him on stage and then into the cage. She hopped in with him and stripped him down to his boxers. She pulled those off to reveal a second set of underwear! We were all killing ourselves. Anyway, back to the stripper, she did a nice little tease and then proceeded to pour ice water down his boxer's when it was done! Ouch!
Kiddin'! We started at an Irish pub and when we had enough drinks and food in us we head over to the peelers, a place that interestingly enough had metal cages over the stage. Of course, Mike had lap dance after lap dance but we were able to get a stripper to get him on stage and then into the cage. She hopped in with him and stripped him down to his boxers. She pulled those off to reveal a second set of underwear! We were all killing ourselves. Anyway, back to the stripper, she did a nice little tease and then proceeded to pour ice water down his boxer's when it was done! Ouch!