It's under the heading: YOU’LL BELIEVE A FRANCHISE CAN SUCK!!
Man if this is what passes for Superman in the WB then I'm gonna Kill every living thing in site!!! THIS IS FUCKIN" AWFUL!!!!





I'll yield to the rest of you and see your responses.
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That last sentence is the funniest thing I've read all day. But he's right; if that script is for real, and they fuck up Superman's origin story like that (not to mention the horrible thing they do with LL's character), people will be calling for blood.littlefoo20 wrote:JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!! This better not be the new superman movie. First of all, I REFUSE to pay my hard earned money to watch a HUGE LOAD OF HORSE SHIT unfold before my eyes. What the hell do the powers that be over at WB think they are playing at here? Next they will be trying to put a new spin on the american flag by changing the colors to Green, Orange, and Yellow. DON'T FUCK WITH SUPERMAN'S ORIGINS, YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS. You want to try something new, try shitting through your dicks instead!!!!!!!
A few years ago, when rumors of Cage being cast were first put out, MAD TV did a spoof of how they imagined it would be. They called it "Leaving Metropolis"Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Are they really going to cast NICHOLAS CAGE as Superman? What next, Danny DeVito as Darth Vader?