What would be your Hell?

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-08-08 04:34pm

I'd think Hell would be a place where you were floating in complete darkness, like space, except you never die in it, and you are alone.

Floating
for
all
eternity...

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-08-08 04:57pm

Blinded and buried alive.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-08 05:16pm

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-08-08 05:19pm

Being infertile.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-08 05:19pm

Being in a room... a room with no windows, no doors. Nothing to do. With 2 beds and a chair. And there is one other person i the room... Rush Limbaugh

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-08-08 05:22pm

To be omniscient and intangible. Try as I might, I won't be able to ignore all the suffering in the world and I can do nothing about it.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-08-08 05:28pm

being stupid

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-08-08 05:32pm

Being forced to sit at the same table for all eternity with Kent Hovind, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Carl Baugh and Walt Brown as they espouse the greatness of creationism, while I am myself mute.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-08 05:34pm

Sektor31 wrote:I'd think Hell would be a place where you were floating in complete darkness, like space, except you never die in it, and you are alone.

Floating
for
all
eternity...

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-08-08 06:20pm

This isnt hell? Curses, I knew I took a wrong turn.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-08-08 08:03pm

for eternity? cuz I know the recipe for hell on earth for me, and eternity invalidates it.

uhm, hmm. being inadequate and not improving. its the thing thats pissing me off this week.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-08-08 08:49pm

Waking up and realizing was still married to my ex-husband... with no way to divorce or kill either myself or him.

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2003-08-08 10:25pm

I already been to hell, its called High School.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-08 11:01pm

Going without sex and porn.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-08 11:16pm

aerius wrote:Going without sex and porn.

I expected you to say "Not being able to touch yourself at night"

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-08-08 11:19pm

To be stagnant forever, both mentally and physically, with the desire to improve, but prevented from doing so by unknown and unbeatable means

As well as being in constant, but not overwhelming pain. Then the stagnation would not be a concern, cause you'd be in too much pain.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-08-09 01:44am

Being the sole IT support person for a 200 whinning, egotistical, demanding, childish, CEO's. Each one of them has a different computer configuration, refuses to accept no as an answer ever. Well, you get the idea.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-09 03:52am

My idea of hell would be utter complete loneliness in an inhospitable wasteland devoid of life.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-08-09 03:56am

To die not believing in a religion and paradise, find out their is one and then to be stuck cleaning its slop pits, the outside visible through the grates above.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-08-09 04:04am

Solauren wrote:To be stagnant forever, both mentally and physically, with the desire to improve, but prevented from doing so by unknown and unbeatable means

As well as being in constant, but not overwhelming pain. Then the stagnation would not be a concern, cause you'd be in too much pain.

That's me right now...

Hell to me would be anyone's view of Heaven. I hate the idea of permanent satisfaction. No one would do anything at all! This site greatly disturbed me.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-08-09 05:10am

Hmm, my idea of hell would be the conventional one with lots of pitchforks and suffering. Lots and lots of suffering.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-08-09 12:07pm

Sir Sirius wrote:Being forced to sit at the same table for all eternity with Kent Hovind, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Carl Baugh and Walt Brown as they espouse the greatness of creationism, while I am myself mute.

Add the barney theme song and that's my hell.

jinx · Post by **jinx** » 2003-08-09 10:17pm

stuck in a small room, surrounded by elitist assholes who are insistant on telling why I'm wrong at every turn.

Plus there would be alot of fire. I mean whats Hell without fire, honestly?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-09 10:56pm

Ok, here it goes:

First and foremost, 24/7, and 100 Decibals, nothing but country music, and not only that, but only three songs playing, 'Have You Forgotten', 'It's Five O'clock Somewhere', and 'My Front Porch Looking in'. Now in the room are 9 fat men, they can't talk or move, I can't kill or hurt them in any way, and ever other second they fart, and to quote George Carlin, these are the types of farts that can eat the stichings out of Levis. Every hour, on the hour, a dick apears out of now where and slaps me in the face. In each corner of the room there is an antpile, from which an endless stream of ants flow out, desprately seaking to attack my genitals, but the accually total ammount of ants in the room never seems to increase. The room is filled with mosquitoes. Everyonce and a while an 800 pound naked chick appears out of no where and smothers me. On one wall is a peephole, looking through the peephole I can seen naked angels having sex with each other, but when I look into it, my eyes are sprayed with a highly active advanced form of flesh eating bacteria and sends me into a painful exprience for several hours. For some reason there is this crackhead that keeps following me around and asking me for his lighter. Once a day Bender, with a spiked foot and electrified crotch challeges me to roshambo for my freedom. After I lose he pours salt all over my bloody crotch and tosses a lighter on me. 30 seconds later the crackhead reacts and beats the crap out of me for stealing his lighter, which disappears a few minutes later. Once a week my balls and penis are nailed to a board and a door to my escape is opened, should I ever decide to rip my gentials off painfully, the door turns out to be painted on. And to top it off once a month Rosie O'Donnald and Rosanne appear in my room, have leasbian sex, and then burst into spiders which over run me.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-08-09 11:50pm

jinx wrote:Plus there would be alot of fire. I mean whats Hell without fire, honestly?

very very cold

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