What would be your Hell?

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What would be your Hell?

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I'd think Hell would be a place where you were floating in complete darkness, like space, except you never die in it, and you are alone.

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Being infertile.
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To be omniscient and intangible. Try as I might, I won't be able to ignore all the suffering in the world and I can do nothing about it.
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Being forced to sit at the same table for all eternity with Kent Hovind, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Carl Baugh and Walt Brown as they espouse the greatness of creationism, while I am myself mute.
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Re: What would be your Hell?

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Sektor31 wrote:I'd think Hell would be a place where you were floating in complete darkness, like space, except you never die in it, and you are alone.

Floating
for
all
eternity...
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This isnt hell? Curses, I knew I took a wrong turn.
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for eternity? cuz I know the recipe for hell on earth for me, and eternity invalidates it.

uhm, hmm. being inadequate and not improving. its the thing thats pissing me off this week.
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Waking up and realizing was still married to my ex-husband... with no way to divorce or kill either myself or him.
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I already been to hell, its called High School.
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Going without sex and porn.
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aerius wrote:Going without sex and porn.
I expected you to say "Not being able to touch yourself at night" :mrgreen:
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To be stagnant forever, both mentally and physically, with the desire to improve, but prevented from doing so by unknown and unbeatable means

As well as being in constant, but not overwhelming pain. Then the stagnation would not be a concern, cause you'd be in too much pain.
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My idea of hell would be utter complete loneliness in an inhospitable wasteland devoid of life.
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To die not believing in a religion and paradise, find out their is one and then to be stuck cleaning its slop pits, the outside visible through the grates above.
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Solauren wrote:To be stagnant forever, both mentally and physically, with the desire to improve, but prevented from doing so by unknown and unbeatable means

As well as being in constant, but not overwhelming pain. Then the stagnation would not be a concern, cause you'd be in too much pain.
That's me right now... :cry:


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Hmm, my idea of hell would be the conventional one with lots of pitchforks and suffering. Lots and lots of suffering.
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Sir Sirius wrote:Being forced to sit at the same table for all eternity with Kent Hovind, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Carl Baugh and Walt Brown as they espouse the greatness of creationism, while I am myself mute.
Add the barney theme song and that's my hell.
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stuck in a small room, surrounded by elitist assholes who are insistant on telling why I'm wrong at every turn.

Plus there would be alot of fire. I mean whats Hell without fire, honestly?
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Ok, here it goes:

First and foremost, 24/7, and 100 Decibals, nothing but country music, and not only that, but only three songs playing, 'Have You Forgotten', 'It's Five O'clock Somewhere', and 'My Front Porch Looking in'. Now in the room are 9 fat men, they can't talk or move, I can't kill or hurt them in any way, and ever other second they fart, and to quote George Carlin, these are the types of farts that can eat the stichings out of Levis. Every hour, on the hour, a dick apears out of now where and slaps me in the face. In each corner of the room there is an antpile, from which an endless stream of ants flow out, desprately seaking to attack my genitals, but the accually total ammount of ants in the room never seems to increase. The room is filled with mosquitoes. Everyonce and a while an 800 pound naked chick appears out of no where and smothers me. On one wall is a peephole, looking through the peephole I can seen naked angels having sex with each other, but when I look into it, my eyes are sprayed with a highly active advanced form of flesh eating bacteria and sends me into a painful exprience for several hours. For some reason there is this crackhead that keeps following me around and asking me for his lighter. Once a day Bender, with a spiked foot and electrified crotch challeges me to roshambo for my freedom. After I lose he pours salt all over my bloody crotch and tosses a lighter on me. 30 seconds later the crackhead reacts and beats the crap out of me for stealing his lighter, which disappears a few minutes later. Once a week my balls and penis are nailed to a board and a door to my escape is opened, should I ever decide to rip my gentials off painfully, the door turns out to be painted on. And to top it off once a month Rosie O'Donnald and Rosanne appear in my room, have leasbian sex, and then burst into spiders which over run me.
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Post by NapoleonGH »

jinx wrote:Plus there would be alot of fire. I mean whats Hell without fire, honestly?
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