I think I'm going to be sick

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-09 04:21am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:You know, somewhere in America there is a sicko that is gonna stick that doll up an ass.

You could say that about anything.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-09 04:21am

Darth Wong wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:Bah, I wan't my fully poseable Tony Blair with real spinning action.
Does that come with the matching Bush doll so the two can hold hands?

If that's the case, shouldn't there be a matching Anders Fogh-Rasmussen, too??

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-09 05:01am

How about the "Girls Gone Wild" tape of daughters of famous Pols. Featuring the Bush Twins

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-08-09 07:24am

I'm actually tempted to buy that doll, just for shits and giggles. It'd look good on a desk or something.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-08-09 07:32am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
No that's actually on Bush senior's war record. After sinking a Japanese supply ship, Bush senior straffed the lifeboats. This was one week after the first Kamikazi attacks...

That also means it was in the Philippines, which would bring in the same justification as the strafing off New Guinea, the enemy was very close to land and would live to fight on.

McNum · Post by **McNum** » 2003-08-09 08:37am

Political leaders action figures? That's strange. I hope there's going to be a Schwarzenegger figure, too, if he's elected.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-08-09 11:45am

Darth Wong wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:Bah, I wan't my fully poseable Tony Blair with real spinning action.
Does that come with the matching Bush doll so the two can hold hands?

Magnetised hand holding action. There are magnets in:-

Bush's hand
Bush's groin
Blair's hand
Blair's mouth
Bliar's ass

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-08-09 11:47am

McNum wrote:Political leaders action figures? That's strange. I hope there's going to be a Schwarzenegger figure, too, if he's elected.

Oh yes. I've so far seen FDR, and Hitler. Really..

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-09 11:53am

Political dolls would come in handy is voodoo was real.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-09 04:13pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Political dolls would come in handy is voodoo was real.

Why do you think they're manufactured in the first place??

McNum wrote:Political leaders action figures? That's strange. I hope there's going to be a Schwarzenegger figure, too, if he's elected.

I won't be surprised if the North Koreans have manufacted a Kim il-Sung action figure....

StimNeuro · Post by **StimNeuro** » 2003-08-09 05:20pm

I don't understand what the big deal is. They've released models and such of PT-109 and JFK. This is just one more WWII Vet/President model.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 06:43pm

StimNeuro wrote:I don't understand what the big deal is. They've released models and such of PT-109 and JFK. This is just one more WWII Vet/President model.

Wrong. Look at the box; it's George Bush Junior, not Senior. The name (George W. Bush, not George H.W. Bush) and the jet fighters should clue you into the era, and the reason people think it's a farce. Try to be more observant.

StimNeuro · Post by **StimNeuro** » 2003-08-09 08:56pm

Darth Wong wrote:
StimNeuro wrote:I don't understand what the big deal is. They've released models and such of PT-109 and JFK. This is just one more WWII Vet/President model.
Wrong. Look at the box; it's George Bush Junior, not Senior. The name (George W. Bush, not George H.W. Bush) and the jet fighters should clue you into the era, and the reason people think it's a farce. Try to be more observant.

Woops.

All the talk about H.W. Bush's WWII exploits kind of threw me off.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-08-09 09:50pm

"It's the outfit he probably would have worn if he had actually fought in Vietnam!"

What's next, "Naval Aviator Clinton"?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-08-09 10:04pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
I won't be surprised if the North Koreans have manufacted a Kim il-Sung action figure....

I doubt they have the plastic molding technology needed to do it.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-08-09 10:15pm

Sea Skimmer wrote: I doubt they have the plastic molding technology needed to do it.

I am disappointed in you...COMRADE...it is well known that the GLORIOUS
PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF NORTH KOREA maintains the lead in world wood
carving, each carving being worked on under THREAT OF DEATH by millions
of slave laboroers!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-08-09 11:13pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote: I doubt they have the plastic molding technology needed to do it.
I am disappointed in you...COMRADE...it is well known that the GLORIOUS
PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF NORTH KOREA maintains the lead in world wood
carving, each carving being worked on under THREAT OF DEATH by millions
of slave laboroers!

Would all proceeds from doll sales go towards helping the North Korean people starve?