Damn Woman...

[Next of Kin]

so tell us the history

... and bring some popcorn for us, so we can lean back and enjoy our daily dose of sd.net soap opera.

::pulls up chair and grabs a bag of popcorn and giant mug of Clamato::

Well, lets hear it Roguey! We, the perverted ones, at sd.net want to know!

[Enigma]

Oh for fuck's sakes people it's called FLIRTING!!! Jesus, this happens all the time and its fucking fun to do and partake in. Some girl across town tells me that she wants to take a shower with me but come in three minutes I shrug and proceed to tell her what I would do to her when we are in the shower. With any luck I have a full blown phone sex session on my hands.

Christ people, play the game!

Hell, I had a complete stranger call me, asking if I wanted her to suck my "cock" and play with my balls.

[Darth Wong]

Oh for fuck's sakes people it's called FLIRTING!!! Jesus, this happens all the time and its fucking fun to do and partake in. Some girl across town tells me that she wants to take a shower with me but come in three minutes I shrug and proceed to tell her what I would do to her when we are in the shower. With any luck I have a full blown phone sex session on my hands.

Christ people, play the game!

Hell, I had a complete stranger call me, asking if I wanted her to suck my "cock" and play with my balls.

Why do you put "cock" in quotation marks? Don't you have one?

[Enigma]

Oh for fuck's sakes people it's called FLIRTING!!! Jesus, this happens all the time and its fucking fun to do and partake in. Some girl across town tells me that she wants to take a shower with me but come in three minutes I shrug and proceed to tell her what I would do to her when we are in the shower. With any luck I have a full blown phone sex session on my hands.

Christ people, play the game!

Hell, I had a complete stranger call me, asking if I wanted her to suck my "cock" and play with my balls.

Why do you put "cock" in parentheses? Don't you have one?

yes, but normally I do not refer my penis as a "cock". I do not know why but I find it annoying. (the word, not my penis.)

[XaLEv]

Say pen0r then.

[Darth Wong]

yes, but normally I do not refer my penis as a "cock". I do not know why but I find it annoying. (the word, not my penis.)

You need to relax. You're obviously uptight about sex.

[Dark Hellion]

RI, if she showers at a regular time, call her up from outside her house on a cell phone, if she invites you up imagine the look on her face when your there in 30 seconds.
The biggest cockteases I know are all real uptight about sex in actuallity. They are uncomfortable with the fact that they are/aren't sexually attractive to men, and seem to have to assure themselves that men really want to bone them.
She might actually be looking for a nonsexual companion, and is just too shy to admit it, and hides it in cockteasing, I have had girls do this to me as well. They didn't want to date me, or have sex with me(drats!) but they wanted a male friend to talk to. And with the lack of gays in my town, any nice guy will do.

[Enigma]

yes, but normally I do not refer my penis as a "cock". I do not know why but I find it annoying. (the word, not my penis.)

You need to relax. You're obviously uptight about sex.

I'm not uptight about it. For some reason I find the word "cock" irritating, annoying, vulgar. While words like dick, wang, one-eyed monster, snake, peter, etc... don't bother me.

[Durandal]

Notice, singular, not plural. This is only one woman, not all.

Anyway, this fem I know says she's taking a shower. She then asks if I would like to join her. Not getting very many chances like this, I say yes. So, after a fairly lengthy pause, she says I have three minutes to get there, and if I can't make it by then, too bad.

The problem being, she lives pretty far away. For this who live around here, she's up around New Tampa, just off Bearss, and I'm in Temple Terrace, off Busch and 56th. There is no fucking way I can get there in three minutes. And she knows damn well there's no way I could. It was a deliberate cocktease.

Yep, it was. You should've said, "Well I'm masturbating. You have three min -- uh, ah, aaaaah. Nevermind." Then begin snoring.

[aerius]

You need to relax. You're obviously uptight about sex.

I'm not uptight about it. For some reason I find the word "cock" irritating, annoying, vulgar. While words like dick, wang, one-eyed monster, snake, peter, etc... don't bother me.

You're in Denial!!!

[J]

And denial is the first part in knowing you have a problem.

[Captain Cyran]

Oh for fuck's sakes people it's called FLIRTING!!!

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Christ people, play the game!

I had to read nearly an entire page before someone said that? Damn, some of the guys here are real knuckleheads...

If someone is teasing you, tease right f-ing back dude! I think Durandel put it best so far.

[Zaia]

Mmmmmmm, teasing....

[Darth Wong]

If a girl is teasing you, it's more entertaining to throw her on the bed and spank her than to tease her back. Mind you, this could potentially result in criminal charges if she's not your wife or girlfriend and turns out to have a problem with this ...

[Zaia]

Mmmmmmm, spanking....

[Darth Garden Gnome]

If a girl is teasing you, it's more entertaining to throw her on the bed and spank her than to tease her back. Mind you, this could potentially result in criminal charges if she's not your wife or girlfriend and turns out to have a problem with this ...

You're the kind of person that makes the world a horrible, horrible place to live in, Wong.

[Pablo Sanchez]

If a girl is teasing you, it's more entertaining to throw her on the bed and spank her than to tease her back. Mind you, this could potentially result in criminal charges if she's not your wife or girlfriend and turns out to have a problem with this ...

In that case you make up for the surprise and shock with your incredible sexual performance.

...or not...

[InnerBrat]

Mmmmmmm, spanking....

Oooh, a Spanking! A Spanking!

And after you have spanked her, you must spank me!

[Enforcer Talen]

and then we'll all have oral sex!

[Darth Fanboy]

In that case you make up for the surprise and shock with your incredible sexual performance.

...or not...

Indeed when the US government came up with the Idea for "Shock and Awe" in Iraq they first consulted me regardingmy lovemaking technique.

Of course they forgot that with any good bedroom activity there needs to be more consent from all parties involved but that's ok.

Inany case if she's going to be a tease then you must answer right back using the following instruments

-handcuffs, or a silk scarf if she's a wimp
-One of those hand held back massagers you can get at Brookstone or Sharper Image
-One properly done chocolate souffle, or if you are in a pinch for time or lack cooking ability Jello Pudding of her favorite flavor will do.
-Barry White, and two small speakers with good bass as well as some larger ones for background music.
-Small, firm, vulcanized rubber paddle


A woman, while restrained canbe even more tenacious as when she's free to move about, because she'll take every opportunity she can to get you. Just remember to free her at the right moemnt when things start heating up.

Also, remember to give her a turn next time.

[His Divine Shadow]

Christ people, play the game!

Games, why all the games? I like it straightforward.
Mainly because I am too slow on the uptake

[Next of Kin]

Mmmmmmm, teasing....

Where's RogueIce?

[theski]

NOK wrote:

Where's RogueIce?

I think he is turning around his Jammies.. The Ewoks go to the front not the rear

[Enigma]

You need to relax. You're obviously uptight about sex.

I'm not uptight about it. For some reason I find the word "cock" irritating, annoying, vulgar. While words like dick, wang, one-eyed monster, snake, peter, etc... don't bother me.

You're in Denial!!!

NO I AM NOT!!!

That word is just plain irritating. If named anything else, I'm fine with it.

[Enigma]

And denial is the first part in knowing you have a problem.

And that problem is you and aerius.