Strip Club analogy

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-08 07:31pm

Whenever there is a thread about strip clubs, Darth Wong comes in and reminds everyone how overrated they are. That got me thinking, and I came up with this:

Going to a strip club is a lot like playing golf. You get really excited, and pay large amounts of money so you and a couple friends can walk around a beautiful course, hold onto your clubs, and drink heavily. After 18 holes, you are exhausted, pissed-off that you didn't get very much into those holes, and missing most of your balls.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-08-08 07:36pm

Its close.. but sometimes if you have really good clubs

You can score a Hole-in-One

Solamnus · Post by **Solamnus** » 2003-08-08 08:39pm

Are you trying to tell me that the dancers really aren't interested in me?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-08 08:45pm

Solamnus wrote:Are you trying to tell me that the dancers really aren't interested in me?

"Only in your money....only in your money"

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-08 09:04pm

Nice analogy. Should sticky it...

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-08 09:24pm

EmperorMing wrote:Nice analogy. Should sticky it...

Too bad I'm not a mod.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-08-08 09:48pm

Montcalm wrote:
Solamnus wrote:Are you trying to tell me that the dancers really aren't interested in me?
"Only in your money....only in your money"

But you don't understand, they take their clothes off for me and everything! They really are interested in me!

otter · Post by **otter** » 2003-08-09 12:28am

I dont have to spend a buck at strip clubs to see a girl naked ( unless I was paying for private lap-dances)as to the fact that I spent several hundred dollars wining and dining to see my ex naked

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-09 12:36am

I've never been to a strip joint. I'd rather spend my money taking a girl to a coffee shop and carring on a conversation. Even though I'll never see any breast or thigh, it is still worth it.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 12:45am

Wicked Pilot wrote:I've never been to a strip joint. I'd rather spend my money taking a girl to a coffee shop and carring on a conversation. Even though I'll never see any breast or thigh, it is still worth it.

When your friends start getting married, you'll probably find yourself in a strip joint. It's no big deal, and it doesn't cost too much as long as you only stick around for one drink.

I can't figure out for the life of me why guys get addicted to them and become regulars, though. They're sort of like really softcore porn but without the option to play with yourself while you watch.

otter · Post by **otter** » 2003-08-09 01:02am

Darth Wong wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:I've never been to a strip joint. I'd rather spend my money taking a girl to a coffee shop and carring on a conversation. Even though I'll never see any breast or thigh, it is still worth it.
When your friends start getting married, you'll probably find yourself in a strip joint. It's no big deal, and it doesn't cost too much as long as you only stick around for one drink.

I can't figure out for the life of me why guys get addicted to them and become regulars, though. They're sort of like really softcore porn but without the option to play with yourself while you watch.

True.......the best times I've had at stirp clubs is when I was the designated driver

Solamnus · Post by **Solamnus** » 2003-08-09 01:15pm

I have forsaken giving money to women at strip bars...at least for lap dances. I will give out dollars bills; you have too because you will get kicked out for not spending any money!

Although I was hit on once by an escort there. I was drunk and she was trying her best to pick me up: "Are you sure you are ok to drive? We can go get a motel." I was paranoid that she would clonk me on the head and steal my shit. And she was with another guy, so...yeah. And then there was this one strip joint were a stripper gave me her hotel number. I passed on that one too.

So some strippers are interested!

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2003-08-09 01:33pm

Solamnus wrote:I have forsaken giving money to women at strip bars...at least for lap dances. I will give out dollars bills; you have too because you will get kicked out for not spending any money!

Although I was hit on once by an escort there. I was drunk and she was trying her best to pick me up: "Are you sure you are ok to drive? We can go get a motel." I was paranoid that she would clonk me on the head and steal my shit. And she was with another guy, so...yeah. And then there was this one strip joint were a stripper gave me her hotel number. I passed on that one too.

So some strippers are interested!

In your money, not you.

X · Post by X » 2003-08-10 02:29am

Darth Wong wrote:...but without the option to play with yourself while you watch.

Says who?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-10 02:50am

X wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:...but without the option to play with yourself while you watch.
Says who?

Public nudity laws.