Damn Woman...

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-08-09 12:32pm

theski wrote: NOK wrote:
Where's RogueIce?
I think he is turning around his Jammies.. The Ewoks go to the front not the rear

::Looks for Zaia to run in and help poor RogueIce out::

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 12:32pm

Enigma wrote:
aerius wrote:
Enigma wrote: I'm not uptight about it. For some reason I find the word "cock" irritating, annoying, vulgar. While words like dick, wang, one-eyed monster, snake, peter, etc... don't bother me.
You're in Denial!!!
NO I AM NOT!!!

That word is just plain irritating. If named anything else, I'm fine with it.

It's irritating to you because it's "vulgar"; the word "cock" is typically used in pornographic books and movies. The other nicknames are just cutesy ("one-eyed monster", "snake", etc), which is why they can be used in relatively polite company and they don't bother you. Have you considered therapy to address your obvious hangups?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-08-09 12:33pm

Enigma wrote:
NO I AM NOT!!!

That word is just plain irritating. If named anything else, I'm fine with it.

You protest too much me thinks!

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-08-09 12:35pm

Yea that seems to be a lot of Emoticons....

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-09 12:36pm

Darth Wong wrote:<snip>
It's irritating to you because it's "vulgar"; the word "cock" is typically used in pornographic books and movies. The other nicknames are just cutesy ("one-eyed monster", "snake", etc), which is why they can be used in relatively polite company and they don't bother you. Have you considered therapy to address your obvious hangups?

I've never thought of thinking that word as vulgar in those terms. I just don't like it. Use any other slang word for penis is fine but "cock" is just plain irritating.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-08-09 12:37pm

theski wrote:Yea that seems to be a lot of Emoticons....

More than 5 smilies and you're in denial!

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-08-09 12:39pm

But I thought it was 6

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 12:41pm

Enigma wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:<snip>
It's irritating to you because it's "vulgar"; the word "cock" is typically used in pornographic books and movies. The other nicknames are just cutesy ("one-eyed monster", "snake", etc), which is why they can be used in relatively polite company and they don't bother you. Have you considered therapy to address your obvious hangups?
I've never thought of thinking that word as vulgar in those terms. I just don't like it. Use any other slang word for penis is fine but "cock" is just plain irritating.

Why are you being so defensive? You said earlier that you found it irritating because it's vulgar, now you backpedal to say that you find it irritating but not vulgar. Does it bother you to admit that you have a problem with sex?

Haven't you ever engaged in dirty talk with your girlfriend during sex? Nobody says "one-eyed monster" or "wang" when they're doing dirty talk with the girlfriend.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-09 12:46pm

Darth Wong wrote:<snip>
Why are you being so defensive? You said earlier that you found it irritating because it's vulgar, now you backpedal to say that you find it irritating but not vulgar. Does it bother you to admit that you have a problem with sex?

Haven't you ever engaged in dirty talk with your girlfriend during sex? Nobody says "one-eyed monster" or "wang" when they're doing dirty talk with the girlfriend.

I'm not being defensive. I *do* find that word vulgar but not in the way you mentioned. I'm just stating that I just detest that word. There's no underlying meaning or subconscious issues about it. When I say I find it irritating and vulgar, that what I feel about that word.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 01:01pm

Enigma wrote:I'm not being defensive. I *do* find that word vulgar but not in the way you mentioned. I'm just stating that I just detest that word. There's no underlying meaning or subconscious issues about it. When I say I find it irritating and vulgar, that what I feel about that word.

The whole point of that word is to be vulgar!

If you're ass-ramming your girlfriend and you lean over to whisper in her ear, are you seriously going to say "how do you like that one-eyed garden snake in your ass" instead of "how do you like that cock in your ass"?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-08-09 01:06pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Enigma wrote:I'm not being defensive. I *do* find that word vulgar but not in the way you mentioned. I'm just stating that I just detest that word. There's no underlying meaning or subconscious issues about it. When I say I find it irritating and vulgar, that what I feel about that word.
The whole point of that word is to be vulgar!

If you're ass-ramming your girlfriend and you lean over to whisper in her ear, are you seriously going to say "how do you like that one-eyed garden snake in your ass" instead of "how do you like that cock in your ass"?

This is not a scenario that a Jehovah's Witness would be familiar with.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 01:07pm

Durandal wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The whole point of that word is to be vulgar!

If you're ass-ramming your girlfriend and you lean over to whisper in her ear, are you seriously going to say "how do you like that one-eyed garden snake in your ass" instead of "how do you like that cock in your ass"?
This is not a scenario that a Jehovah's Witness would b familiar with.

Technically, the Bible doesn't say anywhere that you can't fuck your wife up the ass and talk dirty to her

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-09 01:46pm

Darth Wong wrote:Haven't you ever engaged in dirty talk with your girlfriend during sex? Nobody says "one-eyed monster" or "wang" when they're doing dirty talk with the girlfriend.

*writes that down*

No "one-eyed monster" or "wang" during sex...gotchya.

As for NoK and theski...your time will come...

*decides to show that yes, he actually can be somewhat mature, and pointedly ignores the very easy openings Zaia and innerbrat left*

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-08-09 01:50pm

Rogue Wrote:

As for NoK and theski...your time will come...

Tick, Tick, Tick....

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-09 02:19pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The whole point of that word is to be vulgar!

If you're ass-ramming your girlfriend and you lean over to whisper in her ear, are you seriously going to say "how do you like that one-eyed garden snake in your ass" instead of "how do you like that cock in your ass"?
This is not a scenario that a Jehovah's Witness would b familiar with.
Technically, the Bible doesn't say anywhere that you can't fuck your wife up the ass and talk dirty to her

It could be rephrased as "how do you like that dick in your ass".

But nevertheless there are other words that can be used without saying "cock". It's one I refuse to use. Unless its used with another word like "cockfight" (no. it does not mean a dick fight.

).

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 02:58pm

RogueIce wrote:*decides to show that yes, he actually can be somewhat mature, and pointedly ignores the very easy openings Zaia and innerbrat left*

It takes great strength of will to ignore a woman's opening.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 03:01pm

Enigma wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The whole point of that word is to be vulgar!

If you're ass-ramming your girlfriend and you lean over to whisper in her ear, are you seriously going to say "how do you like that one-eyed garden snake in your ass" instead of "how do you like that cock in your ass"?
It could be rephrased as "how do you like that dick in your ass".

But then it is not as vulgar, which defeats the purpose of dirty talk. You really don't get that, do you? For someone whose avatar is a giant flaming fart and who loves to talk about your own ass, you are hardly one to have a problem with vulgarity. Could it be that the issue is sex, as I said before?

But nevertheless there are other words that can be used without saying "cock". It's one I refuse to use. Unless its used with another word like "cockfight" (no. it does not mean a dick fight. ).

It is not phonetically any more unpleasant than "dick". It is just sexually vulgar. You are only depriving yourself of one of the pleasures of life if you refuse to revel in vulgar sex, and I reiterate that the Bible doesn't explicitly prohibit that anywhere, so your religion shouldn't enter into it.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-09 03:13pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Enigma wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The whole point of that word is to be vulgar!

If you're ass-ramming your girlfriend and you lean over to whisper in her ear, are you seriously going to say "how do you like that one-eyed garden snake in your ass" instead of "how do you like that cock in your ass"?
It could be rephrased as "how do you like that dick in your ass".
But then it is not as vulgar, which defeats the purpose of dirty talk. You really don't get that, do you? For someone whose avatar is a giant flaming fart and who loves to talk about your own ass, you are hardly one to have a problem with vulgarity. Could it be that the issue is sex, as I said before?
But nevertheless there are other words that can be used without saying "cock". It's one I refuse to use. Unless its used with another word like "cockfight" (no. it does not mean a dick fight. ).
It is not phonetically any more unpleasant than "dick". It is just sexually vulgar. You are only depriving yourself of one of the pleasures of life if you refuse to revel in vulgar sex, and I reiterate that the Bible doesn't explicitly prohibit that anywhere, so your religion shouldn't enter into it.

My avatar is a guy bending over while the ship's guns fired in the background, giving the illusion of farting fire.

Anyways, I realized what you meant. But in talking dirty I'd still would not use the word "cock". I know I can be vulgar but I choose not to use that word. It is not the issue of sex that I have a hang up. I have no problem with it at all, nor does my religion enter into this. Call it one of my eccentricities. Same reason why I don't drink alcoholic beverages. Though everyone I know drinks beer or wine etc... and I know how to make wine, I just don't like drinking it. There's no reason why I should avoid drinking beer and so forth but I choose to avoid it anyways.

Fine, if people want to use the word "cock" when they talk dirty, go ahead, I don't. It just seem weird to me.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 03:30pm

Enigma wrote:My avatar is a guy bending over while the ship's guns fired in the background, giving the illusion of farting fire.

So? It's still vulgar.

Fine, if people want to use the word "cock" when they talk dirty, go ahead, I don't. It just seem weird to me.

Go ahead and deny that you have a sexual hangup if it makes you feel happy.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-09 03:46pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Enigma wrote:My avatar is a guy bending over while the ship's guns fired in the background, giving the illusion of farting fire.
So? It's still vulgar.
Fine, if people want to use the word "cock" when they talk dirty, go ahead, I don't. It just seem weird to me.
Go ahead and deny that you have a sexual hangup if it makes you feel happy.

Ok. I deny it.

What else can I say?

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-08-09 03:50pm

You amuse me. Life is too short to have hangups about the only kind of playtime that is exclusive to adults.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-08-09 05:34pm

Wow, I'm so impressed at how this thread has gone from RogueIce's ewok pajamas to Enigma showing his own denial. Brilliant.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-09 05:40pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Wow, I'm so impressed at how this thread has gone from RogueIce's ewok pajamas to Enigma showing his own denial. Brilliant.

RI Ewok pajamas....

must hide my Garfield underwears.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-08-09 05:42pm

Oh, I forgot Zaia's droolilng too.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-09 05:48pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Oh, I forgot Zaia's droolilng too.

You left out the whole relationship advice that came out of nowhere and the flirting discussion.

This thread's gone all over the place.