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A Big Flying Fish wrote:Grozny, in a bit of a mood from having walked so far without any results, decides he will continue to follow the path for another 20 minutes, after which, if nothing is found, the goblin needs to be interrogated again, and to find out where he came from.
Still nothing but tracks. The goblin begins to wake again...
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Iceberg wrote:Do you think there's something in the complex back there that might help him?
"Hmm... I ain't seen much o' the place 'cept the inside o' me cell. Was blasted out cold by some wizard... their leader, methinks. Next thing I knew I woke up in that durn cell. Them wizard do like to hoard magic trinkets 'n' whatnot. but somethin' tells me they might not help 'im."
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Tipping the goblin out of the bag, Grozny gives him an ultimatum, axe in hand naturally. "You either show me where you and your headdress wearing friend came from, or you and my axe get reaquainted. Now talk, quickly!"
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A Big Flying Fish wrote:Tipping the goblin out of the bag, Grozny gives him an ultimatum, axe in hand naturally. "You either show me where you and your headdress wearing friend came from, or you and my axe get reaquainted. Now talk, quickly!"
"Eeee! No want die! Me show, me show!" The goblin motions towards the woods to the south, and begins to carefully move in that direction.
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Do you think there's something in the complex back there that might help him?
"Hmm... I ain't seen much o' the place 'cept the inside o' me cell. Was blasted out cold by some wizard... their leader, methinks. Next thing I knew I woke up in that durn cell. Them wizard do like to hoard magic trinkets 'n' whatnot. but somethin' tells me they might not help 'im."
(OOC: Damn, I'm going to have to add a couple of ranks of Use Magic Device on level up)

Is there a place we can leave him out here where they won't find him and kill him before I get back if I go back in there to find something?
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Making the goblin walk in front of him, just incase of any ambushes, Grozny follows the directions of the goblin.
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Iceberg wrote:Is there a place we can leave him out here where they won't find him and kill him before I get back if I go back in there to find something?
The stout fellow looks around nervously. "Ye meanin' to say ye want to go back in there? Are ye crazy? We're lucky we didn't meet none o' them crazy wizards on the way out!"
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A Big Flying Fish wrote:Making the goblin walk in front of him, just incase of any ambushes, Grozny follows the directions of the goblin.
You travel on for an hour or so until you reach a circular clearing. In the center is a rock outcropping and a few tents and lean-tos.
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Are we there yet?
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Are we there yet?
[LOL. Almost, expect something late tonight and maybe a new party member as well...]
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Is there a place we can leave him out here where they won't find him and kill him before I get back if I go back in there to find something?
The stout fellow looks around nervously. "Ye meanin' to say ye want to go back in there? Are ye crazy? We're lucky we didn't meet none o' them crazy wizards on the way out!"
Well, we're not going to do much good for him if we can't get him awake again, are we?
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Iceberg wrote:Well, we're not going to do much good for him if we can't get him awake again, are we?
"Well- er- but- BAH! Fine, go 'n' get yerself killed. But I ain't goin' back in. I'll stay with him. If ye don't come back within a day, I'm leavin'!"
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Johan finally reached the source of the light he'd seen before, and sighed. It looked like the group had camped here for a night and then left, so at least he wasn't too far behind.

Realizing that he was pretty close to the destination, he set off along the road, with the horse at a nice lope, just short of a gallop.
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Well, we're not going to do much good for him if we can't get him awake again, are we?
"Well- er- but- BAH! Fine, go 'n' get yerself killed. But I ain't goin' back in. I'll stay with him. If ye don't come back within a day, I'm leavin'!"
*nods* Just stay low and make sure he stays OK. I'll be back in a few hours, hopefully with something to make him wake up. If not, we'll find something else.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Are we there yet?
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Iceberg wrote:*nods* Just stay low and make sure he stays OK. I'll be back in a few hours, hopefully with something to make him wake up. If not, we'll find something else.
He grumbles something about "off with ye"as he sets to work building a simple camp.
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Party going to Wales

You come across a camp of battered men-at-arms. It looks as if they've recently seen battle. They fly the following flag:

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With the goblin still in front of him, Grozny walks into the clearing, keeping a constant lookout for anything moving around the area, and approaches the tents tearing the door open.

spot check:12+2=14
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Iceberg wrote:*nods* Just stay low and make sure he stays OK. I'll be back in a few hours, hopefully with something to make him wake up. If not, we'll find something else.
He grumbles something about "off with ye"as he sets to work building a simple camp.
I sneak back into the dungeon from whence I had just come and go about getting into the last door that I hadn't explored before.
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A Big Flying Fish wrote:With the goblin still in front of him, Grozny walks into the clearing, keeping a constant lookout for anything moving around the area, and approaches the tents tearing the door open.

spot check:12+2=14
You surprise two goblins inside... they are hostile.

Goblins - 8
Grozny - 19

You get a surprise round as well.
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Iceberg wrote:I sneak back into the dungeon from whence I had just come and go about getting into the last door that I hadn't explored before.
Again, you meet no resistance.

[Which door are you talking about? The door on the left in the dark room?]
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Iceberg wrote:I sneak back into the dungeon from whence I had just come and go about getting into the last door that I hadn't explored before.
Again, you meet no resistance.

[Which door are you talking about? The door on the left in the dark room?]
(Yes)
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Iceberg wrote:(Yes)
It opens into a spiral stairwell leading down to even darker rooms...
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Iceberg wrote:(Yes)
It opens into a spiral stairwell leading down to even darker rooms...
*creeping quietly down the stairs*
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