Sodomy= Bad

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-08-09 08:50pm

You know it's a tad late for me to be offended about the anal sex lawyer thing . Fuckers.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-09 09:05pm

Stravo wrote:You know it's a tad late for me to be offended about the anal sex lawyer thing . Fuckers.

Now, now, Stravo, I'm still your mate, I never said anything bad about anal sex and lawyers.

You can always sue them though for... err, inappropriate usage of the word lawyer... um, in a passage... about anal sex.

Actually, better just go and beat them all to bloody pulps with a baseball bat.

*Hands out baseball bat with a nail in it*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-09 09:09pm

Stravo wrote:You know it's a tad late for me to be offended about the anal sex lawyer thing . Fuckers.

Sorry, but it was to tempting. We still love you.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-09 09:09pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Sure, didn't put the little "C" in a bubble that signifies I own it and must pay me mucho for using it.
Thank you*hug*
Uh, yay?

Oh no, my special area's inflating!

Awfully excitable arent you?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 09:11pm

Stravo wrote:You know it's a tad late for me to be offended about the anal sex lawyer thing . Fuckers.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-09 09:11pm

AAARGH!

Actually it's kinda fun, but otherwise...

AAAAAAAAARGH!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-09 09:14pm

Lord Pounder wrote:The professor is a definate catholic. The catholic church frowns upon all forms of fun unless you pay the 1st for absolution ot it involves an alter boy.

Correct.

And from my own website too!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-09 09:14pm

Stravo should've become a scientist or engineer like most of us here, but then maybe he's too sane to actually join us in our amazing lives of... stuff.

If I could insult all the people who file stupid lawsuits without any fear of not being paid, I'd take that job up so fast...

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-08-09 09:29pm

I heard that the Anal area was seperated from the vagina by a very thin cell wall, thus allowing pregnency to take place if the walls are ripped, just like babies can, in emergencies, be delivered through the Anus.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-09 09:31pm

Straha wrote:I heard that the Anal area was seperated from the vagina by a very thin cell wall, thus allowing pregnency to take place if the walls are ripped, just like babies can, in emergencies, be delivered through the Anus.

Remember kids, don't drink and read at the same time.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-09 09:33pm

Stravo should've become a scientist or engineer like most of us here, but then maybe he's too sane to actually join us in our amazing lives of... stuff.

The lawyer of all people being a moral, upstanding citizen??? What has the world come to???

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-09 09:33pm

Straha wrote:I heard that the Anal area was seperated from the vagina by a very thin cell wall, thus allowing pregnency to take place if the walls are ripped, just like babies can, in emergencies, be delivered through the Anus.

A woman built like that must have the structural durability of a wet paper bag in a cyclone. What happens when you climax? Does a jet of semen burst out of her belly button?

J · Post by J » 2003-08-09 09:35pm

Straha wrote:I heard that the Anal area was seperated from the vagina by a very thin cell wall, thus allowing pregnency to take place if the walls are ripped, just like babies can, in emergencies, be delivered through the Anus.

Damn! Hold on a sec, where's that smiley....

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-09 09:42pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote: Thank you*hug*
Uh, yay?

Oh no, my special area's inflating!
Awfully excitable arent you?

Oh wait... Hehehehe

Is it me or is Valdemar gunning for GALE?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-09 09:43pm

He may be... just may be...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-09 09:45pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Oh you'll love this, it has recently been unveiled through experiments using latex phalluses that the penis has a second purpose other than being a "protein phaser" of reproduction.

Apparently the latex phallus was shafted into a mock-up vagina which was filled with a cornstarch mixture to simulate semen, the penis managed to scoop out 90% of the semen that was already in there and deposit it's own fruit salad of the loin ingredients.

The scientists claimed that their surveys of students support this theory that the penis evolved to be a vaginal shovel as well as a water pistol of life, both men and women reported harder and deeper penile thrusts when the woman was away from the man for a long time or suspected of infidelity.

In short, I want scientists to ask me to take part in such surveys next time, I'm sure I can beat that latex beast.

So THAT's why a penis looks the way it does and girls love guys with Mushroon Heads!! KewL!!

BTW I like mushroom heads too.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-09 09:49pm

I have a mushroom head.

I feel I have cast myself to the wolves with that remark.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-09 09:51pm

Yes you have...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-09 09:52pm

i thought it was known for a while now that the shape of the penis is meant to remove other semen. this study isnt new.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-09 10:01pm

kojikun wrote:i thought it was known for a while now that the shape of the penis is meant to remove other semen. this study isnt new.

Bah, we don't all have huge, throbbing craniums like you.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-09 10:07pm

oh you son of a bitch youre TRYING to make me horny arent you?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-09 10:07pm

He is taunting every sexually frustrated creature on this board... I kinda like it actually

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-09 10:11pm

Hah, you don't know what I'm like on ICQ and MSN.

But hush now, I'm finding every Kristanna Loken picture I can, it must be done!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-09 10:17pm

No Admiral, dont do this!!!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-09 10:23pm

Pfft, you never noticed me before, you have Ein anyway and kojikun.

So I guess I'll just sod(omy) off.