Prepare for the Imperial Invasion
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Prepare for the Imperial Invasion
You have recently been appointed President of the Federation and you know that in 1 year, the Imperials will rush through the as of yet undiscovered worm-hole.
What do you do to prepare to fight the imperials as best as possible and minimize losses.
Surrendering as the first Star Destroyer comes through is not an option.
What do you do to prepare to fight the imperials as best as possible and minimize losses.
Surrendering as the first Star Destroyer comes through is not an option.
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1. Enjoy the good life till they get here
2. Imps show up? Surrender
3. Voltier to be part of new pupet Goverment while secreatly taking all technology they give me
4. Five-Ten years down the Road Overthrow Imperal Masters, If not Fesible
Live the good life
Boyah bet that!
2. Imps show up? Surrender
3. Voltier to be part of new pupet Goverment while secreatly taking all technology they give me
4. Five-Ten years down the Road Overthrow Imperal Masters, If not Fesible
Live the good life
Boyah bet that!
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Don't surrender per se, ask for vassalship, or if the Empire wants complete control, ask to be allowed to join. That oughta work.
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Surrender starmaps, intelligence data, and a few planets that were too far from Earth anyway in exchange for vassalship, aim the Imperials at your pesky neighbours.
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Don't forget to give them the prefix code of ships like the Enterprise; you can't risk having them ruining everything with some half assed subspace bomb of doom or similar BS.
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Hey, if the FedCitizens will live in an amoral communist nation, they'll live in a amoral empire. The biggest difference will be easier access to better consumer goods.TheDarkling wrote:he IMP might be able to take over the Feds (I think they would take some losses if fought but that all depends on which numbers are in use) but could they keep control - they couldnt hold onto their own space why would the Feds be different.
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Or, I could send Timothy Jones to an ISD, and the Imperials would assume that the Federation Galaxy contains no intelligent life forms. But that might make the Feds look like easier prey. The only option would be to transform to an alternate dimension where the rules of combat are akin to a Trekkie Newsgroup Fantasy.
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Replicator, shmeplicator. If no one makes it, you replicate it. After all, you do need something to replicate.
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Replicate Pentium XXXIV and Motherboard for it!
Might not exactly work
Though it should work for stuffed animals and the like
The cheap gifts become cheaper
So Say
Replicate Pentium XXXIV and Motherboard for it!
Might not exactly work
Though it should work for stuffed animals and the like
The cheap gifts become cheaper
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I've heard Picard speak. I've also heard Tarkin speak. They both sound real good if it's what you want to hear, but how about watching what they do?TheDarkling wrote:SirNitram: Amoral?????? Have you ever heard Picard speak.
Also as for the consumer goods - Replicator.
Picard allows entire civilizations to die, because of a petty 'Prime Directive' and a moronic Slippery Slope fallacy in his head. Tarkin is only slightly worse, slaying billions, many of them probably innocent of any wrong against the Empire, for interrogation and demonstration.
Yes, the Federation is amoral. Deal with it.
As for consumer goods, Replicators repeatedly show themselves incapable of replicating things, from blood to rainwater. Besides, with your precious replicators, civilians still can't own ships. One KDY-owned shipyard in the new Imperial-run UFP and people will be able to their own custom, luxury rides that outrun even Borg vessels.
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