Which are wierder?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-10 10:13am

After having my title in a couple other places(it's the same as the first line of my sig) called into question several times, I decided to put it up to a vote. Which are wierder, penises or vaginas?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 10:26am

Penis. And it's not a happy thing, either. It's a bizzare growth sticking out from the human body!

*snerk*

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-10 10:29am

There officially is no "rock bottom" on SD.Net anymore. We're already well-below it.

The vagina. The wang is pretty straightforward, the vagina is a little more mysterious.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-08-10 10:33am

Looks-wise i'd say vagina. Lol, as Koji said it's like someone's cut a guy's penis off and started to pull some guts out of the hole. I replied with "It's more like a meaty flower"....still, they're a weird organ.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 10:40am

Durran Korr wrote:There officially is no "rock bottom" on SD.Net anymore. We're already well-below it.

This from the Che Guevara Mouseketeer, too.

Solamnus · Post by **Solamnus** » 2003-08-10 10:48am

Not only is the vagina weirder, it is far too complicated for a sexual organ. Far too many things can go wrong with it. You don't see us men going to penalologists and having cold, metallic instruments going up our pee hole!

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 10:51am

Solamnus wrote:Not only is the vagina weirder, it is far too complicated for a sexual organ. Far too many things can go wrong with it. You don't see us men going to penalologists and having cold, metallic instruments going up our pee hole!

I didn't know you could have a baby out of your penis.

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-08-10 10:51am

This poll is clearly biased towards people advocating sexual reproduction.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-10 10:56am

At least it's neat, tidy, and tucked out of the way.

Why you need to have your gentilalia hanign out and flopping around for all to see is beyond me.

And you pee out of it! That's just gross.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-08-10 11:05am

I use mine to hang wet towels on.....

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-10 11:08am

The vagina is the modern day equivalent of the one ring, it drives it's bearer absolutely insane, it give the beareer influence over others(guys), and it has the power to destroy the world of men.

Solamnus · Post by **Solamnus** » 2003-08-10 11:09am

innerbrat wrote:At least it's neat, tidy, and tucked out of the way.

Why you need to have your gentilalia hanign out and flopping around for all to see is beyond me.

And you pee out of it! That's just gross.

No. I am sorry, that answer is incorrect! Penises are so much easier to take care of IMHO. All you need is some soap and water. Vagina's need a medical check up, they stink, they bleed, they are made wrong (the most sensitive spot is NOT in the vagina), and there is no penis cancer. A penis has one hole fit for both jobs <----There is evidence for intelligent design!

Penises >> Vaginas

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 11:12am

anarchistbunny wrote:The vagina is the modern day equivalent of the one ring, it drives it's bearer absolutely insane, it give the beareer influence over others(guys), and it has the power to destroy the world of men.

Well, that's worthy of Freud.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-08-10 11:17am

Solamnus wrote: Vagina's need a medical check up, they stink, they bleed, they are made wrong (the most sensitive spot is NOT in the vagina), and there is no penis cancer. A penis has one hole fit for both jobs [quote]

IMHO almost all do not Stink... and it is a nice place to visit..

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-10 11:17am

Solamnus wrote:they stink,

When was the last time you had a good whiff of your knobcheese, mate?

they bleed,

Mine doesn't

they are made wrong (the most sensitive spot is NOT in the vagina),

This from a gender whose G-Spot is in the anus? So we have a clitoris as well. That's just a free gift.

and there is no penis cancer.

There's no vagina cancer either.
Oh, but there's testicular cancer, prostate cancer etc etc etc. That's not an argument.

A penis has one hole fit for both jobs <----There is evidence for intelligent design!

So why don't you go fuck a platypus then?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-08-10 11:18am

innerbrat wrote: Why you need to have your gentilalia hanign out and flopping around for all to see is beyond me.

Most guys normally don't walk around and do that in public unless its in a game of golf where if you don't hit the ball past the woman's tee off then you have to play the hole with your dick hanging out...hence dickout!

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 11:20am

innerbrat wrote: So why don't you go fuck a platypus then?

That would definitely be on his evolutionary level.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-10 11:20am

Next of Kin wrote:
innerbrat wrote: Why you need to have your gentilalia hanign out and flopping around for all to see is beyond me.
Most guys normally don't walk around and do that in public

Must be a London thing, then

Solamnus · Post by **Solamnus** » 2003-08-10 11:25am

Penises do not stink and practically all vagina's bleed every month. There is cervical cancer and the head of the penis is fine for a G-spot. Finally, the penis has a superior, yet simple design.

This is why vaginas are weirder.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-10 11:34am

Solamnus wrote:Penises do not stink

How many penises you been sniffing? At least girly musk is a sexy smell! Knobcheese is the most disgusting smell this side of a man's ankles.

the head of the penis is fine for a G-spot.

That's just a bunch of nerve endings, albeit only a fraction of the number found in the clit. Wanna know about your G Spot? Ask one of my collegues in GALE. The female G spot, is howevr, positioned nealty inside the vagina, thank you very much

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 11:36am

Solamnus wrote:Penises do not stink

The same for vaginas if you bathe regularly and avoid getting infections/diseases, which is true for about every part of the human body. Perhaps you've had a bad experience there. Though of course there's an obvious smell no matter how much you bathe, really. Unless you're french. Then it's just a heavy cheap perfume odor.

and practically all vagina's bleed every month.

Which is part of that baby thing again, which can be turned off due to the power of modern medicine.

There is cervical cancer

You do realize that the cervix is the lower part of the womb and is rather seperated from the vagina?

and the head of the penis is fine for a G-spot.

If you think that's your G-spot, you'll be missing out on a lot for a long, long time.

Finally, the penis has a superior, yet simple design.

Because it only has to perform one instead of two functions, and that function is the simpler of the two. Yes. Certainly. *nods* We all.. No, actually, we don't believe you, because you're wrong.

P.S. I would really be careful having sex with someone who's vagina "stinks". Really.

Solamnus · Post by **Solamnus** » 2003-08-10 11:37am

Still incorrect. The vagina sit and marinates all day with oozing mucus. That is not sexy IMHO. Penises do not ooze nasty mucus. The clit sits right behind a wall of flesh that a man must unravel and clean off to have any fun with.

I am now disgusted by my own post.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 11:39am

innerbrat wrote: How many penises you been sniffing? At least girly musk is a sexy smell! Knobcheese is the most disgusting smell this side of a man's ankles.

*shudders* Stop harming my innocent mind.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-10 11:39am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:P.S. I would really be careful having sex with someone who's vagina "stinks". Really.

that's the man's fault, anyway. they wander around carrying all this crap on the end of that thing, just waiting to infect some unsuspecting vagina.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-10 11:41am

Solamnus wrote:Still incorrect. The vagina sit and marinates all day with oozing mucus. That is not sexy IMHO. Penises do not ooze nasty mucus. The clit sits right behind a wall of flesh that a man must unravel and clean off to have any fun with.

I am now disgusted by my own post.

Fascinating. I did not know that I "oozed mucus" all day long. Perhaps I should get a new job as a shoggoth.

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