Which are wierder?
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Which are wierder?
After having my title in a couple other places(it's the same as the first line of my sig) called into question several times, I decided to put it up to a vote. Which are wierder, penises or vaginas?
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Penis. And it's not a happy thing, either. It's a bizzare growth sticking out from the human body!
*snerk*
*snerk*
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The vagina. The wang is pretty straightforward, the vagina is a little more mysterious.
The vagina. The wang is pretty straightforward, the vagina is a little more mysterious.
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Looks-wise i'd say vagina. Lol, as Koji said it's like someone's cut a guy's penis off and started to pull some guts out of the hole. I replied with "It's more like a meaty flower"....still, they're a weird organ.
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This from the Che Guevara Mouseketeer, too.Durran Korr wrote:There officially is no "rock bottom" on SD.Net anymore. We're already well-below it.
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I didn't know you could have a baby out of your penis.Solamnus wrote:Not only is the vagina weirder, it is far too complicated for a sexual organ. Far too many things can go wrong with it. You don't see us men going to penalologists and having cold, metallic instruments going up our pee hole!
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This poll is clearly biased towards people advocating sexual reproduction.
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At least it's neat, tidy, and tucked out of the way.
Why you need to have your gentilalia hanign out and flopping around for all to see is beyond me.
And you pee out of it! That's just gross.
Why you need to have your gentilalia hanign out and flopping around for all to see is beyond me.
And you pee out of it! That's just gross.
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No. I am sorry, that answer is incorrect! Penises are so much easier to take care of IMHO. All you need is some soap and water. Vagina's need a medical check up, they stink, they bleed, they are made wrong (the most sensitive spot is NOT in the vagina), and there is no penis cancer. A penis has one hole fit for both jobs <----There is evidence for intelligent design!innerbrat wrote:At least it's neat, tidy, and tucked out of the way.
Why you need to have your gentilalia hanign out and flopping around for all to see is beyond me.
And you pee out of it! That's just gross.
Penises >> Vaginas
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Well, that's worthy of Freud.anarchistbunny wrote:The vagina is the modern day equivalent of the one ring, it drives it's bearer absolutely insane, it give the beareer influence over others(guys), and it has the power to destroy the world of men.
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Solamnus wrote: Vagina's need a medical check up, they stink, they bleed, they are made wrong (the most sensitive spot is NOT in the vagina), and there is no penis cancer. A penis has one hole fit for both jobs [quote]
IMHO almost all do not Stink... and it is a nice place to visit..
IMHO almost all do not Stink... and it is a nice place to visit..
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When was the last time you had a good whiff of your knobcheese, mate?Solamnus wrote:they stink,
Mine doesn'tthey bleed,
This from a gender whose G-Spot is in the anus? So we have a clitoris as well. That's just a free gift.they are made wrong (the most sensitive spot is NOT in the vagina),
There's no vagina cancer either.and there is no penis cancer.
Oh, but there's testicular cancer, prostate cancer etc etc etc. That's not an argument.
So why don't you go fuck a platypus then?A penis has one hole fit for both jobs <----There is evidence for intelligent design!
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Most guys normally don't walk around and do that in public unless its in a game of golf where if you don't hit the ball past the woman's tee off then you have to play the hole with your dick hanging out...hence dickout!innerbrat wrote: Why you need to have your gentilalia hanign out and flopping around for all to see is beyond me.
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That would definitely be on his evolutionary level.innerbrat wrote: So why don't you go fuck a platypus then?
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Must be a London thing, thenNext of Kin wrote:Most guys normally don't walk around and do that in publicinnerbrat wrote: Why you need to have your gentilalia hanign out and flopping around for all to see is beyond me.
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How many penises you been sniffing? At least girly musk is a sexy smell! Knobcheese is the most disgusting smell this side of a man's ankles.Solamnus wrote:Penises do not stink
That's just a bunch of nerve endings, albeit only a fraction of the number found in the clit. Wanna know about your G Spot? Ask one of my collegues in GALE. The female G spot, is howevr, positioned nealty inside the vagina, thank you very muchthe head of the penis is fine for a G-spot.
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The same for vaginas if you bathe regularly and avoid getting infections/diseases, which is true for about every part of the human body. Perhaps you've had a bad experience there. Though of course there's an obvious smell no matter how much you bathe, really. Unless you're french. Then it's just a heavy cheap perfume odor.Solamnus wrote:Penises do not stink
Which is part of that baby thing again, which can be turned off due to the power of modern medicine.and practically all vagina's bleed every month.
You do realize that the cervix is the lower part of the womb and is rather seperated from the vagina?There is cervical cancer
If you think that's your G-spot, you'll be missing out on a lot for a long, long time.and the head of the penis is fine for a G-spot.
Because it only has to perform one instead of two functions, and that function is the simpler of the two. Yes. Certainly. *nods* We all.. No, actually, we don't believe you, because you're wrong.Finally, the penis has a superior, yet simple design.
P.S. I would really be careful having sex with someone who's vagina "stinks". Really.
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*shudders* Stop harming my innocent mind.innerbrat wrote: How many penises you been sniffing? At least girly musk is a sexy smell! Knobcheese is the most disgusting smell this side of a man's ankles.
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that's the man's fault, anyway. they wander around carrying all this crap on the end of that thing, just waiting to infect some unsuspecting vagina.The Duchess of Zeon wrote:P.S. I would really be careful having sex with someone who's vagina "stinks". Really.
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Fascinating. I did not know that I "oozed mucus" all day long. Perhaps I should get a new job as a shoggoth.Solamnus wrote:Still incorrect. The vagina sit and marinates all day with oozing mucus. That is not sexy IMHO. Penises do not ooze nasty mucus. The clit sits right behind a wall of flesh that a man must unravel and clean off to have any fun with.
I am now disgusted by my own post.
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