WAAHAHAHA! Sweet, sweet justice!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-08-10 05:12am

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/artic ... ews=130150

Serves the little bastard right. Has anyone heard his newest song? "...can I leave witch uuu?" When I hear that little fucker sing, I go into an unstoppable rage that makes me destroy everything in sight. This story made my day.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-10 05:19am

Heh, that'll learn that Justin fool.

And if they fuck up Dukes of Hazzard I will disembowel everyone in Hollywood.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-08-10 05:21am

Yeah, he tried to play at a Stones concert. He was basically telling the audience "yeah I'm cool. My music is worthy of opening for a band like the Stones! You guys will love it." And then, they kicked his ass. WAAHAHAHA!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-10 05:44am

Opening for the Stones is always rough, Just ask Meridieth Brooks (Who recieved a concussion for playing "Bitch" in South America), Carlos Santana (Got threatened by Bikers), Grace Slick (got beaten up by the same bikers....) and others...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-10 10:44am

Gandalf wrote:Heh, that'll learn that Justin fool.

And if they fuck up Dukes of Hazzard I will disembowel everyone in Hollywood.

Prepare your equipment.....they`ll fuck up the movie.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-08-10 11:10am

Superman wrote:Yeah, he tried to play at a Stones concert. He was basically telling the audience "yeah I'm cool. My music is worthy of opening for a band like the Stones! You guys will love it." And then, they kicked his ass. WAAHAHAHA!

You're refering to the SARS concert in Toronto I take it? Yeah, it was a tough crowd for him to try to woo...they didn't huck anything at him though!

otter · Post by **otter** » 2003-08-10 07:26pm

Justin's been around what, 4 or 5 years. When he's been packing them in for about 30 some odd years like the Stones, then he'll get my (grudgingly) respect.

People don't go to Stones concerts to hear teeny-bopper ex-boy bandmembers sing!

Thats like having Air Supply open for Metallic! Its wrong on soooo many levels!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-10 07:37pm

Jagger should bitchslap him with his lips. That'll teach him.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-08-10 07:42pm

He needs to forget his "music" career, and concentrate on gay porn.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-10 07:51pm

Frank Hipper wrote:He needs to forget his "music" career, and concentrate on gay porn.

Do you think he know how to do it.

otter · Post by **otter** » 2003-08-10 07:52pm

Frank Hipper wrote:He needs to forget his "music" career, and concentrate on gay porn.

BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knew Britney dumped him for a reason. Always wanting to participate in "Greek" orgies should have been a dead give away

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-08-10 08:07pm

Montcalm wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:He needs to forget his "music" career, and concentrate on gay porn.
Do you think he know how to do it.

A few titles to consider that I'm sure he would be VERY proficient in:

"Justin's bottomless hole"
"Justin Timberlake meets Jeff Striker"
"More!"
"Is it in yet?"
"I'm all used up, but want more"
"Abercrombie's Bitch pt.II"
"Jail Bitch pt.II"
"Doggie Trained pt. II"
"Pirate's Prize pt.II"

Yeah, he'd be able to handle it!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-10 08:32pm

Montcalm wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Heh, that'll learn that Justin fool.

And if they fuck up Dukes of Hazzard I will disembowel everyone in Hollywood.
Prepare your equipment.....they`ll fuck up the movie.

Tom Wopat will Kill AShton Kuchtner

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-08-10 09:28pm

Fuck Toronto. I don't like Timberlake or his music, but he was there for a concert to help them, and this is the way they treated him? SARS didn't kill nearly enough people apparently.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-11 12:16am

Alex Moon wrote:Fuck Toronto. I don't like Timberlake or his music, but he was there for a concert to help them, and this is the way they treated him? SARS didn't kill nearly enough people apparently.

*applauds*

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-08-11 12:30am

Bah, even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut. Have you heard that garbage he sings? It should be illegal. BRING ON THE JUSTIN GAY PORN!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-11 12:37am

Personally, I'm waiting for the execution of everyone involved in the production, recording, and distribution of 'Magic Stick'.

The kid sounds like Urkel with a hangover, for Chrissakes.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-08-11 01:00am

Justin Timberlake: Why would Britney Spears go out with someone like her?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-11 01:50am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Justin Timberlake: Why would Britney Spears go out with someone like her?

So she could have sex without risking dmage to her hymen.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-11 02:36am

Alex Moon wrote:Fuck Toronto. I don't like Timberlake or his music, but he was there for a concert to help them, and this is the way they treated him? SARS didn't kill nearly enough people apparently.

You are correct, sir!

While it may be fun to hate him, I don't see any of you going in front of thousands of people who want to lynch you and taking that crap.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-11 06:36pm

Next of Kin wrote:
Superman wrote:Yeah, he tried to play at a Stones concert. He was basically telling the audience "yeah I'm cool. My music is worthy of opening for a band like the Stones! You guys will love it." And then, they kicked his ass. WAAHAHAHA!
You're refering to the SARS concert in Toronto I take it? Yeah, it was a tough crowd for him to try to woo...they didn't huck anything at him though!

You mean like what the portugese did to Nickleback? Throwing stones and beer bottles?

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2003-08-11 08:32pm

Gandalf wrote:And if they fuck up Dukes of Hazzard I will disembowel everyone in Hollywood.

First off, everyone already knows any Dukes of Hazzard movie will absolutely suck. There is no way they can improve upon the series. With the alleged talent that's already slated to play the parts (Aston Kutcher as Luke, Paul Walker as Bo Duke and Brittany Spears as Daisy) the movie being 'fucked up' is about as foregone a conclusion as is possible without it already being a foregone conclusion. Not to mention, it certainly won't be the same without Merle Haggard's narration.

Besides all of that, I'm infuriated that the hack writers in Hollywood can't seem to come up with an idea of their own to save their sorry asses.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-11 09:16pm

Alex Moon wrote:Fuck Toronto. I don't like Timberlake or his music, but he was there for a concert to help them, and this is the way they treated him? SARS didn't kill nearly enough people apparently.

I'd say it's more a case of the promoters and agents being fucking idiots. The thought process probably went something like this.

Promoter: hey, we got the Stones and AC/DC, let's see which other big guy we can get
Promoter2: What about that Timberlake guy, I'm sure he'll be popular with those young people
P: Sounds good, I hear he's a real big star too
P2: Yeah, he use to be in some band that sold million
P: Awesome! yeah we can really use him!
P3: anyone know what kind of music he plays?
P1 & P2: does it matter? He's big and he's famous! Let's call his agent!

P1: Hi, we'd like Timberboy to perform at our Sars concert thingy
Justin's Agent: How much money and how much promotion for my client
P2: Lots and lots, it'll be like the next Woodstock man!
A: that big huh? Sure, we're in!
P1 & P2: Excellent! see you guys in a month!

Never mind that fact that Timberlake's a talentless hack, or the fact that his "music" doesn't fit in at all, or a million other reasons he shouldn't have even played at the fucking concert. But they fucked it up and Justin boy wasn't bright enough to figure things out. Concert organizers are to blame too, who the fuck's bright idea was it to have him play right before AC/DC and the Stones? It was a goddamn goatfuck any way you look at it.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-11 09:22pm

Alex Moon wrote:Fuck Toronto. I don't like Timberlake or his music, but he was there for a concert to help them, and this is the way they treated him? SARS didn't kill nearly enough people apparently.

Fuck you, asshole. He said himself that he basically expected that, going onstage at a Stones/ACDC concert. Are you saying that people deserve to die if they boo some guy who uses his celebrity status in order to finagle his way onto a stage where he obviously doesn't belong? Why am I even asking? That's precisely what you just said.

Fucking moron.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-11 09:26pm

As much as I hate Timberlake's guts and modern music in general, I don't think saying SARS should've killed more than it did was a real wise move on behalf of the poster.