i couldnt help myself when i heard of swarzenegger running for governor. I made up a Total recall (the 1990 movie that is) joke... Its a reenactment of the scene where Dr Edgemeyer walks in and tells quaid "mars isnt real"
Edgemeyer: Arnold let me in...
Arnold: (frisks him)
Edgemeyer: your not going to believe this but your governor campaign is not real, your not in california
Arnold: if im not in california then where am i...
Edgemeyer: At recall, your strapped into a recall chair and im monitoring you through the psycho-probe.
Edgemeyer: I been implanted as an emergency procedure, I'm sorry, but you have suffered psycho-emblemism, we can't snap you out of your fantasy.
Arnold: How much is Gray davis paying you...
Edgemeyer: Think about it, your governor trip started at recall, all your evperiences, the appearance on the tonight show, the campaigns and your run for governor. you payed to be a governor.
Arnold: bullshit..
Total recall (Read, its humorous)
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You wanna set an example Garak....Use him, Let him Die!!
You know you're the girl of my dreams. Get your ass to mars.
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