I was Molested by Girls

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-12 01:31pm

...and now my ass is a bit sore.

It's not what you think, I said "ass", not "anus". My GF and her sister dropped by to visit me this morning after swim practice. I hadn't seen my GF's sister in a while so we were having a nice hug and I patted her on the butt, and then my GF joins in and we have a nice group hug. So far, so good, but then they wrestled me down on the grass and pinned me down, OK, this is getting interesting.

And then the abuse started, they started tickling me while they had me pinned to the ground. Did I mention that I'm ticklish? It was torture, I was being tickled senseless to the point where I didn't even have the strength to laugh and I couldn't make them stop, nor could I get the girls off me. As if that wasn't enough they roughed me up a bit, groped me, and spanked me good, which is why my ass is a little tender. By the time they let me up I was hyperventilating and could barely move.

I think I spent the next 5 minutes getting my wind back, and all they while both girls are laughing at poor me, poking me, and squeezing me for fun. I tell you, these swimmer girls will be the end of me.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-08-12 01:32pm

You're intentionally trying to make us hate you aren't you?

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-08-12 01:38pm

Trytostaydead wrote:You're intentionally trying to make us hate you aren't you?

Probably.

I've never been attacked by the mob of girls I hang out with, so I guess I can still complain.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-12 01:40pm

I wanna be molested by boys and have my ass hurt. All parts of it. Aerius you suck, go take photos of the girls and please the straight crowd. then film yourself to pelase us cocksuckers >d

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-08-12 01:41pm

Oh you poor dear. I'll light a candle for you.

Right underneath your voodoo doll.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-12 01:41pm

hehe..

I love being selectivly ticklish

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-12 01:45pm

Next time, try to get them to go farther.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-08-12 01:52pm

Quit bragging. Female friends of mine know that I don't like to be touched so they sometimes make an effort to grab me while I dodge out of the way. The most fun is letting one get me, and then I wink at them and speak in a husky latin-accented voice.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-12 01:53pm

Something I have noted is that in the vast majority of sexual harassment suits, it's always a man harassing a woman.... until today, I thought that cases of the woman harassing the man were utterly non-existant.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-08-12 01:53pm

::loads a gun and cocks it::

YOu poor poor man, guess you should be put out of your horrible misery.

::BLAMO::

It was the right thing to do...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-12 02:02pm

Yes, this *is* anesthetic. Now hold still.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-12 02:07pm

I think you should slap both of them, but that's just me.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-12 02:09pm

XaLEv wrote:I think you should slap both of them, but that's just me.

Oh behave. He has to get out his whip first.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-08-12 02:27pm

Be glad they didn't dress you up in drag and put makeup on you. That's what they did to me.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-08-12 02:30pm

I hate you now.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-08-12 02:32pm

Fuck you, aerius. Fuck you to the very depths of hell!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-08-12 02:33pm

Straha wrote:::loads a gun and cocks it::

YOu poor poor man, guess you should be put out of your horrible misery.

::BLAMO::

It was the right thing to do...

Oh no, you missed and hit him in the leg. I'd better put him out of his misery

::: Fires gun:::::

Oh no, i missed and hit him in the leg too

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-12 02:36pm

Durandal wrote:Be glad they didn't dress you up in drag and put makeup on you. That's what they did to me.

SHOW US PHOTOS!!!!!!!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-12 02:36pm

Darksider wrote:
Straha wrote:::loads a gun and cocks it::

YOu poor poor man, guess you should be put out of your horrible misery.

::BLAMO::

It was the right thing to do...
Oh no, you missed and hit him in the leg. I'd better put him out of his misery

::: Fires gun:::::

Oh no, i missed and hit him in the leg too

How can you miss at point blank range,i guess i`ll have to do it myself....crap forgot to load the damn gun.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-08-12 02:37pm

I'm not in the slightest jealous... In fact, personally I find females molesting me to be quite annoying. (I have to deal with it all-too-frequently at school)

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-08-12 02:39pm

Montcalm wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Straha wrote:::loads a gun and cocks it::

YOu poor poor man, guess you should be put out of your horrible misery.

::BLAMO::

It was the right thing to do...
Oh no, you missed and hit him in the leg. I'd better put him out of his misery

::: Fires gun:::::

Oh no, i missed and hit him in the leg too
How can you miss at point blank range,i guess i`ll have to do it myself....crap forgot to load the damn gun.

Your right, i should try again

:::: once again fires gun:::

[sarcastic voice] oh damn, i missed again, hit him in the shoulder [sarcastic voice]

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-08-12 02:45pm

You're a girly man, you couldn't fend off two women from...groping...you.....mercilessly? Oh. Excuse me while I go find someone to tickle me.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-12 02:58pm

Durandal wrote:Be glad they didn't dress you up in drag and put makeup on you. That's what they did to me.

Oh they've already tried to do that to me already. They got lipstick all over my face and then decided it wasn't working out. Thank god. Scary part is we're all about the same height & weight so we'd all fit nicely into each other's clothes. Still, me in a dress is something that should not be seen by the world.

Stravo wrote:You're a girly man, you couldn't fend off two women from...groping...you.....mercilessly? Oh. Excuse me while I go find someone to tickle me.

Yeah, you try fending off 2 national level swimmers who are just as big as you are but stronger, it doesn't work! One on one I can take them, but a 2 on 1? Forget it! For some reason every swimmer chick I know enjoys playing rough with me, it's not an easy life I tell you!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-12 02:59pm

I wish I knew women who liked to wrestle me to the ground and do naughty things. *wistful sigh*

Striderteen · Post by **Striderteen** » 2003-08-12 03:10pm

Durandal wrote:Be glad they didn't dress you up in drag and put makeup on you. That's what they did to me.

*shrug* My best friend's a girl and she does that all the time. The only scary thing is I can pass for a girl after she's done...