I was Molested by Girls

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-08-12 03:13pm

Hah hah... good work, aerius. Walking up to a bunch of starving prisoners chained to a wall and slowly eating a porterhouse in front of them. Good thing I am regularly fed, metaphorically speaking, our I'd be forced to throw you to the people you are taunting.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-08-12 03:15pm

This reminds me, i found "tickling porn" on kazaa once. But not enough people had it so i didn't download it. Closest thing to that was when jenni woo pinned me and tickled and wrestled with me. I fought back, but not much

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-08-12 03:18pm

aerius wrote:*snip*

Thats it.....I'm moving to Canada!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-12 03:31pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Hah hah... good work, aerius. Walking up to a bunch of starving prisoners chained to a wall and slowly eating a porterhouse in front of them.

Can we hurt him? Please?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-08-12 03:33pm

aerius wrote:Yeah, you try fending off 2 national level swimmers who are just as big as you are but stronger, it doesn't work! One on one I can take them, but a 2 on 1? Forget it! For some reason every swimmer chick I know enjoys playing rough with me, it's not an easy life I tell you!

I find that if you drop into an alert crouch and bare your teeth at them, women will leave you alone. It also works on dogs, cats, and small children.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-08-12 03:33pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:Hah hah... good work, aerius. Walking up to a bunch of starving prisoners chained to a wall and slowly eating a porterhouse in front of them.
Can we hurt him? Please?

Huh????

We weren't supposed to?????

:::: Runs like hell to dump my gun in the river::::

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-12 03:33pm

You die...you die and you go to HELL!

Damn thee Aerius...damn thee...

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-08-12 03:37pm

Captain_Cyran wrote: You die...you die and you go to HELL!

Damn thee Aerius...damn thee...

He'll get his comeuppance, don't you worry. Like he'll have left some food cooking and his kitchen'll be on fire or something next time it happens.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-12 03:40pm

Rye wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: You die...you die and you go to HELL!

Damn thee Aerius...damn thee...
He'll get his comeuppance, don't you worry. Like he'll have left some food cooking and his kitchen'll be on fire or something next time it happens.

Well, last time he went off bragging, he'd also gotten glass in his arm, so we got a bit of a trade off...BUT THIS TIME ALL HE GOT WAS A SORE ASS...

You have earned a lot of hate Aerius.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-08-12 03:53pm

How many of these threads do you think he can get away with before an angry mob shows up at his house with torches and pitchforks??

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-08-12 03:56pm

Tickling is the work of Satan. Anyone, and I mean anyone who tries to tickle me within a a five mile radius of ME (beyond that....meh) will have fire rained down on them from the unholy asscrack of the apocalypse.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-08-12 04:01pm

The work of Satan, eh? *starts tickling the gnome*

Damn you, aerius.

Striderteen · Post by **Striderteen** » 2003-08-12 04:14pm

Darksider wrote:How many of these threads do you think he can get away with before an angry mob shows up at his house with torches and pitchforks??

What's the big deal? I have wrestle/tickle fights with female friends all the time.

*sees mob*

*runs away*

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-12 04:19pm

Made many friends Aerius has.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-08-12 05:00pm

Its only a good thing if you're attracted to the molestors in question, other wise it gets creepy real fast. I thank my junior year art class for that nugget of wisdom...... *puts on his riot gear*

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-12 05:19pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:I find that if you drop into an alert crouch and bare your teeth at them, women will leave you alone. It also works on dogs, cats, and small children.

I can make most dogs run away whimpering by raising my hand and looking like I'm going to whack them, and I've made small children cry just by glaring at them. It doesn't work on the swimmer girls since they just take it as a challenge to kick my ass, not that I complain since I rather enjoy rolling around on the ground with hot swimmer chicks.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-12 05:22pm

aerius wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:I find that if you drop into an alert crouch and bare your teeth at them, women will leave you alone. It also works on dogs, cats, and small children.
I can make most dogs run away whimpering by raising my hand and looking like I'm going to whack them, and I've made small children cry just by glaring at them. It doesn't work on the swimmer girls since they just take it as a challenge to kick my ass, not that I complain since I rather enjoy rolling around on the ground with hot swimmer chicks.

If you want a fighting chance to pinned them on the floor,i suggest you start beefing up.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-12 05:36pm

<Chained Prisoner> You lucky lucky bastard </Chained Prisoner>

Cookie for the person who gets the movie quote.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-12 06:15pm

I love these threads! The suffering and anguish, the curses hurled, the hopeless fury.

Keep 'em coming, aerius.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-08-12 06:17pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I wish I knew women who liked to wrestle me to the ground and do naughty things. *wistful sigh*

Like forcing you to wear makeup?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-08-12 06:33pm

Lord Pounder wrote:<Chained Prisoner> You lucky lucky bastard </Chained Prisoner>

Cookie for the person who gets the movie quote.

Life of Brian!!

J · Post by J » 2003-08-12 06:40pm

What a wussy little baby! We rough him up a bit and he has to go crying to the board, a message board of all things! "Mommy! Mommy! These evil girls tickled and spanked me and my little bum-bum hurts!" Geez! I'm sure you had just as much fun as we did, or would you like another beating?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-08-12 07:00pm

jmac wrote:What a wussy little baby! We rough him up a bit and he has to go crying to the board, a message board of all things! "Mommy! Mommy! These evil girls tickled and spanked me and my little bum-bum hurts!" Geez! I'm sure you had just as much fun as we did, or would you like another beating?

I got it, I'll help Aerius by killing his tormenter!

::loads gun, and fires it repeatedly at Jmac::

There ye go Aerius, no need to thank me.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-12 07:08pm

AERIUS, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!! EVERY OTHER TIME YOU POST I END UP CRYING!

WAHHHH!!

Stupid Fucker

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-12 07:57pm

[Monty Python]We've found a showoff bastard, may we flame him?[/Monty Python]

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