Newbie here

KingGlamis · Post by **KingGlamis** » 2003-08-12 09:51pm

Hey all! New to this site, but I must admit it looks very cool. It took several hours for my registration to complete, and in that time I could only read, not post. I noticed on the main page at the top right it said:

Prepare the SmackDown for our latest newbie: KingGlamis

So let me have it people, let the SmackDown begin. I can take it.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-12 09:54pm

Welcome to SD.net! Please don't feed the trolls.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-12 09:54pm

Do the words "Dirty Sanchez", "Rainbow Kiss", "Raspberry Swirl", and "Dutch Oven" hold any meaning to you?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-08-12 09:55pm

Welcome and watch out for verilon...he bites.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-12 09:57pm

aerius wrote:Do the words "Dirty Sanchez", "Rainbow Kiss", "Raspberry Swirl", and "Dutch Oven" hold any meaning to you?

*holds head and groans* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! TOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!!!!!

*ahem*

Pay him no mind, KingGlamis (heheh, I almost called you King Crimson instead--oops). Welcome to SD and I hope you enjoy your stay! *spanks KG, tosses hair and walks off*

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-08-12 10:05pm

SUPER ATOMIC POKE OF DOOOOM!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-08-12 10:09pm

*POKE*

Welcome

If you are here to debate star wars or star trek, you should read the main site first. Not required but recommended.

If you are here to debate stuff, just be sure to be able to back up everything you say with either links, evidence, commonly accepted knowledge, or proper line of reasoning.

If you are here for artwork, visit the art forum. Both 2D and 3D are welcome.

We also have a fanfiction forum so check that out as well.

And if you are here just for the heck of it, then no requirements apply and you can just start posting away (no spam though). Additionally, you must have the will to stomach overwhelming amount of sexual knowledge, as aerius up there has referred to.

Welcome, nonetheless.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-12 10:16pm

Shinova wrote:Additionally, you must have the will to stomach overwhelming amount of sexual knowledge, as aerius up there has referred to.

Welcome, nonetheless.

Yup, the Unnamed Porno Fic is required reading, if you get through that OK you'll fit right in.

KingGlamis · Post by **KingGlamis** » 2003-08-12 10:19pm

Thanks for all the welcomes so far. I love Star Wars, not much of a ST fan, just because, no real reason. But what really enticed me here are all the well thought out and intelligent debates on all sorts of subjects (both real and fictional). I look forward to proving many of you wrong in future debates.

Just kidding, just kidding, give the newbie some slack.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-08-12 10:22pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:http://www.geocities.com/darkprimus0071/bap.txt

I also want to take this time to say that I wish I had made that pic.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-12 10:22pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Welcome and watch out for verilon...he bites.

[bites the n00b] Welcome to SD.Net, enjoy your stay!

[bites Ghost Rider for the hell of it]

And, note that many things here are dependent on whether you touch yourself at night.

As well, knowledge of the Camel Toe may become necessary in the future. And anal sex. Lots of anal sex.

~ver

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-08-12 10:24pm

Looks like folks are violating the No-Poking rule. Time to get out mah tazer and billy club. Crowd control is now in session.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-12 10:25pm

Welcome comrade.

Fresh meat for my ever growing army of the Undead...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-12 10:35pm

Bienvenue a SD.net noob (Welcome)

KingGlamis · Post by **KingGlamis** » 2003-08-12 10:36pm

aerius wrote:
Shinova wrote:Additionally, you must have the will to stomach overwhelming amount of sexual knowledge, as aerius up there has referred to.

Welcome, nonetheless.
Yup, the Unnamed Porno Fic is required reading, if you get through that OK you'll fit right in.

Working on it Aerius. On page 2 so far. Good reading. I can stomach it.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-12 10:37pm

Montcalm wrote:Bienvenue a SD.net noob (Welcome)

What would be French for noob?

Anyone?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-12 10:38pm

Gandalf wrote:What would be French for noob?

Anyone?

Le bebe. Le duh.

PS~Actually, Babelfish in all its mediocrity claims that "internaute novice" is the translation for "newbie," so I guess there it might be. I personally like mine better, though.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-12 10:40pm

Zaia wrote:
Gandalf wrote:What would be French for noob?

Anyone?
Le bebe.

Not quite its "Petit"

Redoing the welcoming.

Bienvenue a SD.net petit.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-12 10:42pm

Montcalm wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Gandalf wrote:What would be French for noob?
Anyone?
Le bebe.
Not quite its "Petit"

Hrm. Le crap.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-12 10:42pm

Montcalm wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Gandalf wrote:What would be French for noob?

Anyone?
Le bebe.
Not quite its "Petit"

Redoing the welcoming.

Bienvenue a SD.net petit.

Doesn't that mean small?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-08-12 10:45pm

Gandalf wrote:What would be French for noob?

Anyone?

Asshole.

...Oh no wait, that's Michiganian.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-12 10:49pm

*KICK*

Welcome to SD.Net. Enjoy your stay, but make sure you don't piss any of us off, especially me.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-12 10:58pm

Gandalf wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Not quite its "Petit"

Redoing the welcoming.

Bienvenue a SD.net petit.
Doesn't that mean small?

Like certain english petit can mean small or young.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-08-12 11:01pm

Welcome and enjoy your stay.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-12 11:01pm

*Gives the n00b anti-verilonitis.* There, all better.

Welcome to SD.Net...now run and never look back.