I was Molested by Girls

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-08-12 08:15pm

I'm extreemly well fed, and I'm still jealous. Although I bet right now the avatar would like to get molested by strong hot brunettes even more than I would.
I don't know about me in drag, but me wearing nothing but high healed leather boots was something so awful I just had to see it.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-12 08:30pm

My dorm corridor consisted of 8 other students, 1 being male.

I know the joys and sorrows of living with girls, though I wish such "abuse" happened more to me.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-08-12 09:14pm

This begs the question: if you and I were locked in a room, and I had one gun with one bullet, would I use it to kill you, or would I use it to kill myself?

Hmm.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-12 09:21pm

Andrew J. wrote:This begs the question: if you and I were locked in a room, and I had one gun with one bullet, would I use it to kill you, or would I use it to kill myself?

Hmm.

I'd pistol whip you to death with it then shoot myself.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-12 09:33pm

Again, I seem to be one of the few that doesn't hate Aerius for telling us these kind of things.

Good for you, Aerius! And bonus points for Jmac and her sister!!

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2003-08-12 09:41pm

Enjoy the "torture" while it lasts Aerius. Someday the real pain will begin! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-12 09:42pm

It's nice to know I'm loved by so many! You guys wanna hug?

But seriously, my GF, her sister, and a couple other chick friends of mine are always finding ways to make my life interesting, keeps me on my toes. I get snowballs whipped at me, I get tripped into snowbanks and grass, they do the trick where one person crouches behind me and the other pushes me backwards so I trip and fall on my ass, and I get roughed up a bunch. But it's all in good fun, even though we've all picked up our share of bumps and bruises from when things got too enthusiastic and we all still love each other.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-08-12 09:44pm

aerius wrote:It's nice to know I'm loved by so many! You guys wanna hug?

With Jmac?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-08-12 09:45pm

Arrow Mk84 wrote:Enjoy the "torture" while it lasts Aerius. Someday the real pain will begin! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Like Kids and Baldness?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-12 09:48pm

aerius wrote:It's nice to know I'm loved by so many! You guys wanna hug?

But seriously, my GF, her sister, and a couple other chick friends of mine are always finding ways to make my life interesting, keeps me on my toes. I get snowballs whipped at me, I get tripped into snowbanks and grass, they do the trick where one person crouches behind me and the other pushes me backwards so I trip and fall on my ass, and I get roughed up a bunch. But it's all in good fun, even though we've all picked up our share of bumps and bruises from when things got too enthusiastic and we all still love each other.

I give you five years before you find yourself on the top of a bell tower with a high power rifle supplied by Shep taking pot shots at passersby due to psychological trauma.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-12 09:54pm

Meh, I don't hold anything again you, aeriana! *hugs* I'm in enough of those situations myself that I'm not in the least bit envious.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-12 09:58pm

Tosho wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I wish I knew women who liked to wrestle me to the ground and do naughty things. *wistful sigh*
Like forcing you to wear makeup?

Naughty kinky things.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-12 10:09pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I give you five years before you find yourself on the top of a bell tower with a high power rifle supplied by Shep taking pot shots at passersby due to psychological trauma.

I was not aware that having fun with cute chicks is a cause of psychological trauma. Besides, it's fun to hit a girl in the chest or butt with a snowball! Well, at least it's fun until they whip a snowball at my crotch.

Zaia wrote:Meh, I don't hold anything again you, aeriana! *hugs* I'm in enough of those situations myself that I'm not in the least bit envious.

Note to self. Zaia gets spanked and "molested" by cute chicks. Nice!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-12 10:21pm

I am going to hit more girls I know in the chest then, or at least give them a good pat there.

I'll soon be popular!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-12 10:29pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I am going to hit more girls I know in the chest then, or at least give them a good pat there.

I'll soon be popular!

*Is going to wait to hear of Valdemar's death when he does that to the wrong chick.*

If you die, can I have your post count to add to mine?

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2003-08-12 10:30pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I am going to hit more girls I know in the chest then, or at least give them a good pat there.

I'll soon be popular!

No soon in you be in jail for the next 15 years!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-12 10:34pm

For residents of a sci fi board you people have too much sexual fun with other people.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-12 10:36pm

aerius wrote:
Zaia wrote:Meh, I don't hold anything again you, aeriana! *hugs* I'm in enough of those situations myself that I'm not in the least bit envious.
Note to self. Zaia gets spanked and "molested" by cute chicks. Nice!

I meant with cute members of the opposite sex, but actually I do get spanked and molested by cute chicks too. Doh. *laughs and grins* You should see my friends and me when we go out to pool halls to play a few games! It's good luck to spank or grab my butt before taking shots.

So, um...yeah. Nevermind.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-12 10:37pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I am going to hit more girls I know in the chest then, or at least give them a good pat there.

I'll soon be popular!

The key words are "with a snowball", as in aim for the chest or butt when throwing a snowball at them. If there's no snow you can use a Nerf ball or a beach ball, or if you feel real brave a water balloon.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-12 10:42pm

aerius wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I am going to hit more girls I know in the chest then, or at least give them a good pat there.

I'll soon be popular!
The key words are "with a snowball", as in aim for the chest or butt when throwing a snowball at them. If there's no snow you can use a Nerf ball or a beach ball, or if you feel real brave a water balloon.

Oh I do that all the time...their faces look funny after the water balloon hits, especially with white shirts.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-12 10:44pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Oh I do that all the time...their faces look funny after the water balloon hits, especially with white shirts.

Right, like you're looking at their shirts then.... Uh huh. Sure.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-12 10:48pm

Zaia wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Oh I do that all the time...their faces look funny after the water balloon hits, especially with white shirts.
Right, like you're looking at their shirts then.... Uh huh. Sure.

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No, by then I'm usually running and trying to avoid whatever projectiles come my way.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-08-12 10:49pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:No, by then I'm usually running and trying to avoid whatever projectiles come my way.

Liar. Your nostils always flare when you lie, you know.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-08-12 11:10pm

Durandal wrote:Be glad they didn't dress you up in drag and put makeup on you. That's what they did to me.

I bet your hair still looked great though

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-08-12 11:12pm

aerius wrote:It's nice to know I'm loved by so many! You guys wanna hug?

But seriously, my GF, her sister, and a couple other chick friends of mine are always finding ways to make my life interesting, keeps me on my toes. I get snowballs whipped at me, I get tripped into snowbanks and grass, they do the trick where one person crouches behind me and the other pushes me backwards so I trip and fall on my ass, and I get roughed up a bunch. But it's all in good fun, even though we've all picked up our share of bumps and bruises from when things got too enthusiastic and we all still love each other.

You get beat up by girls?

[Nelson] Ha ha! [/Nelson]