I was Molested by Girls

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-12 11:13pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:You get beat up by girls?

[Nelson] Ha ha! [/Nelson]

Umm.... *points to current AIM conversation* So do you.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-08-12 11:18pm

Zaia wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:You get beat up by girls?

[Nelson] Ha ha! [/Nelson]

Umm.... *points to current AIM conversation* So do you.

*hmpf!* I was unfairly distracted and misdirected and therefore unprepared for the assault.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-13 01:38am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Tosho wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I wish I knew women who liked to wrestle me to the ground and do naughty things. *wistful sigh*
Like forcing you to wear makeup?
Naughty kinky things.

That can be arranged...

I know a Dom or two I could introduce you to...

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-08-13 02:11am

Andrew J. wrote:This begs the question: if you and I were locked in a room, and I had one gun with one bullet, would I use it to kill you, or would I use it to kill myself?

Hmm.

Bah, either beat him to death with the pistol, then shoot the lock. Or shoot him, then use the pistol to smash the doorknob. Might be slow work if you do it the second way though.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-08-13 02:13am

Two girls pinned you down? Pfft. You're supposed to pin THEM down.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-13 10:34am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Two girls pinned you down? Pfft. You're supposed to pin THEM down.

Either way, I wouldn't mind.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-13 11:42am

jmac wrote:What a wussy little baby! We rough him up a bit and he has to go crying to the board, a message board of all things! "Mommy! Mommy! These evil girls tickled and spanked me and my little bum-bum hurts!" Geez! I'm sure you had just as much fun as we did, or would you like another beating?

If a group of boys did something similar to you, wouldn't you consider it to be sexual harassment... or are you one of those types who "like it rough"???

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-08-13 11:49am

I get snowballs whipped at me, I get tripped into snowbanks and grass, they do the trick where one person crouches behind me and the other pushes me backwards so I trip and fall on my ass, and I get roughed up a bunch.

How tall are you and what do you weigh??

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-13 01:26pm

EmperorMing wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Tosho wrote: Like forcing you to wear makeup?
Naughty kinky things.
That can be arranged... I know a Dom or two I could introduce you to...

Er... there is a limit to kinkiness for me... you'd have to tell me what they would and would not do first .

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-13 01:46pm

Zaia wrote:I meant with cute members of the opposite sex, but actually I do get spanked and molested by cute chicks too. Doh. *laughs and grins* You should see my friends and me when we go out to pool halls to play a few games! It's good luck to spank or grab my butt before taking shots.

Would you like to play pool sometime?

And I'm not going to add to the torture threats of aerius here. You see, I just so "happen" to have a plane ticket to Toronto, Canada, and, well, why leave any more of a "paper trail" than I have to?

J · Post by J » 2003-08-13 03:12pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:If a group of boys did something similar to you, wouldn't you consider it to be sexual harassment... or are you one of those types who "like it rough"???

Well if they're all good friends of mine then no, because it's all in good fun. But if they're people I don't know too well or just plain don't trust, then yeah, it would be harassment and I'd hurt them severely. All in all playfighting's pretty good fun.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-08-13 05:32pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Something I have noted is that in the vast majority of sexual harassment suits, it's always a man harassing a woman.... until today, I thought that cases of the woman harassing the man were utterly non-existant.

That's because they rarely ever report it.

Either through embarassment, or... well... they don't consider it a bad thing.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-08-13 07:09pm

I'm a little surprised that no one in this thread has thought to prove that they are more "manly" than aerius by double dog daring jmac & her sister (and maybe some of their friends) to try and give them the same treatment they gave aerius.

It seems a more constructive way to go than beating up on aerius. C'mon, he got spanked by a couple of girls leave the poor guy alone.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-08-13 07:22pm

I never thought it was physically possible to feel so much pain...

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-08-13 07:32pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote: Naughty kinky things.
That can be arranged... I know a Dom or two I could introduce you to...
Er... there is a limit to kinkiness for me... you'd have to tell me what they would and would not do first .

Clamp or no clamp?

J · Post by J » 2003-08-13 09:24pm

Tsyroc wrote:I'm a little surprised that no one in this thread has thought to prove that they are more "manly" than aerius by double dog daring jmac & her sister (and maybe some of their friends) to try and give them the same treatment they gave aerius.

You got any plane tickets to send me?

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I never thought it was physically possible to feel so much pain...

Huh? Now I'm confused...pain from what? Do you need a hug or something?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-08-13 10:27pm

jmac wrote:Huh? Now I'm confused...pain from what? Do you need a hug or something?

Surely you know being over-tickling can be one of the most terrifying, dreadful, and painful expreriences of ones life! It's like being choked, except a bit more cuddley, but asphyxiation nonetheless. It should be illegal. If a cop were to walk down the street and see somebody being tickled to death, he wouldn't think anything of it would he? It's just tickling after all. Boom, that poor son of a bitch dies cause of some "harmless" tickling. In a perfect world cops would lay the smackdown on anyone tickling anybody, because it is a potentially murderous act.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-13 10:41pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
jmac wrote:Huh? Now I'm confused...pain from what? Do you need a hug or something?
Surely you know being over-tickling can be one of the most terrifying, dreadful, and painful expreriences of ones life! It's like being choked, except a bit more cuddley, but asphyxiation nonetheless. It should be illegal. If a cop were to walk down the street and see somebody being tickled to death, he wouldn't think anything of it would he? It's just tickling after all. Boom, that poor son of a bitch dies cause of some "harmless" tickling. In a perfect world cops would lay the smackdown on anyone tickling anybody, because it is a potentially murderous act.

Ladies...I believe we have us here someone who needs a tickling.

Have fun DGG.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-13 10:51pm

Sektor31 wrote: Clamp or no clamp?

Er... where would the clamp be?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-13 11:47pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Surely you know being over-tickling can be one of the most terrifying, dreadful, and painful expreriences of ones life! It's like being choked, except a bit more cuddley, but asphyxiation nonetheless. It should be illegal. If a cop were to walk down the street and see somebody being tickled to death, he wouldn't think anything of it would he? It's just tickling after all. Boom, that poor son of a bitch dies cause of some "harmless" tickling. In a perfect world cops would lay the smackdown on anyone tickling anybody, because it is a potentially murderous act.

Did I even mention that tickling can be a great foreplay activity to do right before having sex?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-13 11:59pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:...Snip...

Er... there is a limit to kinkiness for me... you'd have to tell me what they would and would not do first .

Usually you find this out before hand; and you have an *uncle* word....*usually*

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-14 12:00am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Sektor31 wrote: Clamp or no clamp?
Er... where would the clamp be?

Use your imagination...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-14 12:19am

Captain_Cyran wrote:Ladies...I believe we have us here someone who needs a tickling.

Have fun DGG.

NEVER!!

As his Grand Vizier, I shall bravely stand in the way and take the tickling for him.

No sacrifice is too great for the Leader of the Gnomish Hordes!

Do your worst, ladies...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-14 12:35am

EmperorMing wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Sektor31 wrote: Clamp or no clamp?
Er... where would the clamp be?
Use your imagination...

...That's beyond my kinkiness tolerence.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-08-14 01:46am

Zaia wrote:I meant with cute members of the opposite sex, but actually I do get spanked and molested by cute chicks too. Doh. *laughs and grins* You should see my friends and me when we go out to pool halls to play a few games! It's good luck to spank or grab my butt before taking shots.

I'll remember that the next time I play pool.