Train hit golfer

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-13 05:10pm

Train was not big enough or maybe he did`nt hear it.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-08-13 05:13pm

Shit happens, this is politics how?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-13 05:14pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Shit happens, this is politics how?

News & politics.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-08-13 05:25pm

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Unhand, generally its political news that gets posted with more general stuff landing in off topic. In any case, a single man being hit by a train without any foul play being involved isn't much of a discussion topic. Beyound me ranting about it I can't see this thread possibul generating anything but pointless one liners like "that sucks" or "they should have a bridge" or more likely "the moron got whats comming."

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-08-13 05:35pm

Moved to Off Topic.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-13 05:59pm

*snicker*
Silly golfer! Duh-Duh!
For some reason I just can't feel bad about a death that's worthy of a Darwin Award.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-08-13 06:26pm

Suicide?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-08-13 06:28pm

More importantly, why the fuck is a railroad going through a golf course?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-13 06:32pm

Andrew J. wrote:More importantly, why the fuck is a railroad going through a golf course?

I think the railroad was there before,its the idiot who put the golf course there who should be blamed.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-13 06:36pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!! He got what he deserved. This is Quebec driving at its best.

J · Post by J » 2003-08-13 08:58pm

Andrew J. wrote:More importantly, why the fuck is a railroad going through a golf course?

Land value I'd say, the land around railroads generally isn't worth much and you sure need a lot of land for a golf course. There's a golf course near my BF's home that's bisected by a major street so it's not that unusual to have train track going through one.

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2003-08-13 09:39pm

Andrew J. wrote:More importantly, why the fuck is a railroad going through a golf course?

Let me guess, there are high way tunnels through hotels?

Canada, how are you still around?

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-08-13 10:06pm

Andrew J. wrote:More importantly, why the fuck is a railroad going through a golf course?

Golfer hits ball.

Golfer: Hole in---

Train comes by and deflects ball.

Golfer: FUCKING TRAIN! DAMNIT!!!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-08-13 10:37pm

Sektor31 wrote:*snip*

Or it could be this way:

Golfer hits bad shot.

"GOD DA--" Train comes by, ball bounces off of it and back onto the course.

"YAY!"

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-08-15 06:31pm

Canaan Valley Resort: Where one of the golf hazards is the deer.

True Story: Man playing golf watches his ball head towards the sandtrap. He and his companions walk that way, the man grumbling about where the ball landed... but as they near the sandtrap a 6-point buck staggers up out of the trap, spots them, and trots unsteadily away.... with the golfball firmly lodged between two tines of his antlers.

Second True Story: Golf ball is tee'd and falls perfectly, rolling on the green. It just misses the hole, as 6 nearby deer are resting and watching. A fawn, curious at the white thing, prances over, nosing at the golf ball and making it roll... and the ball drops into the hole. The Golfer claimed a hole-in-one.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-15 06:35pm

LadyTevar wrote:Canaan Valley Resort: Where one of the golf hazards is the deer.

True Story: Man playing golf watches his ball head towards the sandtrap. He and his companions walk that way, the man grumbling about where the ball landed... but as they near the sandtrap a 6-point buck staggers up out of the trap, spots them, and trots unsteadily away.... with the golfball firmly lodged between two tines of his antlers.

Second True Story: Golf ball is tee'd and falls perfectly, rolling on the green. It just misses the hole, as 6 nearby deer are resting and watching. A fawn, curious at the white thing, prances over, nosing at the golf ball and making it roll... and the ball drops into the hole. The Golfer claimed a hole-in-one.

They should install surveillance camera on golf course for event like that.