Don't know whether that link has already been posted here. It's a definite MUST-READ-YESTERDAY for all wannabe Conquerors-of-Earth.
Alien's Guide to the Conquest of Humanity
Please allow me to direct your attention especially to rules No. 12 and 15.
Alien's Guide to the Conquest of Humanity
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Glass Pearl Player
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Alien's Guide to the Conquest of Humanity
"But in the end-"
"The end of what, son? There is no end, there's just the point where storytellers stop talking."
- OotS 763
I've always disliked the common apologist stance that a browser is stable and secure as long as you don't go to the wrong part of the Internet. It's like saying that your car is bulletproof unless you go somewhere where you might actually get shot at. - Darth Wong
"The end of what, son? There is no end, there's just the point where storytellers stop talking."
- OotS 763
I've always disliked the common apologist stance that a browser is stable and secure as long as you don't go to the wrong part of the Internet. It's like saying that your car is bulletproof unless you go somewhere where you might actually get shot at. - Darth Wong
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Gil Hamilton
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Hee hee... I haven't seen it before so it's new to me. 
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Hmm... site hasn't been updated since enlightenment left...
ah.....the path to happiness is revision of dreams and not fulfillment... -SWPIGWANG
Sufficient Googling is indistinguishable from knowledge -somebody
Anything worth the cost of a missile, which can be located on the battlefield, will be shot at with missiles. If the US military is involved, then things, which are not worth the cost if a missile will also be shot at with missiles. -Sea Skimmer
George Bush makes freedom sound like a giant robot that breaks down a lot. -Darth Raptor
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Why?
"You know what the problem with Hollywood is. They make shit. Unbelievable. Unremarkable. Shit." - Gabriel Shear, Swordfish
"This statement, in its utterly clueless hubristic stupidity, cannot be improved upon. I merely quote it in admiration of its perfection." - Garibaldi in reply to an incredibly stupid post.
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"This statement, in its utterly clueless hubristic stupidity, cannot be improved upon. I merely quote it in admiration of its perfection." - Garibaldi in reply to an incredibly stupid post.
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Don't ask. I don't even remember what he did just before he left, nor do I even want to.
A Tribute to Stupidity: The Robert Scott Anderson Archive (currently offline)
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HAB Cryptanalyst | WG - Intergalactic Alliance and Spoof Author | BotM | Cybertron | SCEF
John Hansen - Slightly Insane Bounty Hunter - ASVS Vets' Assoc. Class of 2000
HAB Cryptanalyst | WG - Intergalactic Alliance and Spoof Author | BotM | Cybertron | SCEF
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Not as funny as one would think.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Sea Skimmer
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No he was consistently a village idiot and the fact that he remained a moderator for so long was despicable.Singular Quartet wrote:
Didn't he bounce between Village Idiot and mod a few times?
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
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LordShaithis
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Server not found, possibly due to the assraping the power system has taken lately. I dunno. I'll try again later.
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster
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alright I was gone while this all happened so what exactly happened to enlightnenment? I remember some people complaining that he was racist and why he was a mod or something a while back.
Edit: Nevermind I've looked it up
Edit: Nevermind I've looked it up
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
