Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction
Fri August 15, 2003 10:33 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.
"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.
Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.
Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.
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One only can only hope that they don't run any stories about how good the "wurst" (sausage) is in that town, on the same page.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:One only can only hope that they don't run any stories about how good the "wurst" (sausage) is in that town, on the same page.
Oh of course not, I acquired this sotry from Reuters' daily "Odd News" page. Your source for all fucked up news German or otherwise.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
Well, the Baby Jesus did say that one should cast off one's hand if it offends as it is better to enter Heaven not a full person than it is to burn in Hell as a whole one. On a brighter note, this may be the first bona fide case for a living person to recieve a Darwin Award. Or at the least an honorary Darwin Award.
CorSec wrote:Well, the Baby Jesus did say that one should cast off one's hand if it offends as it is better to enter Heaven not a full person than it is to burn in Hell as a whole one. On a brighter note, this may be the first bona fide case for a living person to recieve a Darwin Award. Or at the least an honorary Darwin Award.
A Darwin Award is defined as someone who "removes themselves from the gene pool trhough their own ignorance"
Living people have won Darwin awards before y destroying their ability to reproduce.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
Darth Fanboy wrote:
A Darwin Award is defined as someone who "removes themselves from the gene pool trhough their own ignorance"
Living people have won Darwin awards before y destroying their ability to reproduce.
Unfortunately, unless he also removed his testicles, he is still theoretically capable of reproducing.
I was responding to the previous post by CorSec where he aid he would be the first living person to recieve a Darwin Award, which isn't true.
No, he didn't remove his testicles, so his sperm production ability is still intact but if the hospital coplied with his request to remove his penis then Im not sure how he could deliver his sperm properly. thus qualifying him. even if they did reattatch it there is the possibility of impotence.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
You don't have to run a license plate check on a severed dick.
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DeadM wrote:I am reminded of that guy who was so drugged up on pills he cut of his penis, then he cooked and ate it.
you got a link to that story?
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