Downloading music makes you pregnant

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Downloading music makes you pregnant

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"We obtained exclusive rights to these new anti-piracy commercials!... Well... that's not exactly true. We just downloaded them from the internet."
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Downloading Copyrighted Music Kills Small Children
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3rd Impact wrote:
Downloading Copyrighted Music Kills Small Children
That'll probably increase downloads in the Death Metal genre... :twisted: :twisted:
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hahaha :lol: like those marijuana commercials. 'Smoke pot and you'll get pregnant.. EVEN IF YOU'RE A MAN!!1'. I think the antidrug people discovered that they're information is shit, so now they have commercials saying 'Yeah, pot really IS safe, it just makes teenagers lazy. Like they're not already. ahahahhhahaa' :P
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Funny... And I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the RIAA is planning on making commercials like that.
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What sort of "plug ins" did they have? :?
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I love it! :D
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Well, at least it wan't make you impotent like this damn computer has done to me.
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Demiurge wrote:Well, at least it wan't make you impotent like this damn computer has done to me.
But you download music off the computer, right?

So it'll either make you pregnant, or impotent.
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RogueIce wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Well, at least it wan't make you impotent like this damn computer has done to me.
But you download music off the computer, right?

So it'll either make you pregnant, or impotent.
No. Only macs make you impotent.
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Demiurge wrote:No. Only macs make you impotent.
Ah. Well, you have nothing to fear then from downloading music. Go do so now! :)
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Demiurge wrote:Well, at least it wan't make you impotent like this damn computer has done to me.
That's what happens when you straddle the monitor when it's on, the radiation zaps your gonads and well, that's the end of that.
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RogueIce wrote:What sort of "plug ins" did they have? :?
You're not the only one wondering... :shock:
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