Which are wierder?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-11 09:17am

I supose in the long run it depends on your experiences witht he said parts. Some people on this board have only seen genetals in porn which looks and indeed smells very different from a RL persons parts.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-11 09:57am

Lord Pounder wrote:I supose in the long run it depends on your experiences witht he said parts. Some people on this board have only seen genetals in porn which looks and indeed smells very different from a RL persons parts.

You have scratch N sniff porn? You're a strange strange man.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-11 10:07am

innerbrat wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I supose in the long run it depends on your experiences witht he said parts. Some people on this board have only seen genetals in porn which looks and indeed smells very different from a RL persons parts.
You have scratch N sniff porn? You're a strange strange man.

Thank you. Actually i dangle a trout in front of a fan when i watch porn.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-11 10:10am

Lord Pounder wrote:
innerbrat wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I supose in the long run it depends on your experiences witht he said parts. Some people on this board have only seen genetals in porn which looks and indeed smells very different from a RL persons parts.
You have scratch N sniff porn? You're a strange strange man.
Thank you. Actually i dangle a trout in front of a fan when i watch porn.

which would explain why it smells different from RL, then

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-11 10:17am

Quite possable.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-11 10:19am

innerbrat wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:Thank you. Actually i dangle a trout in front of a fan when i watch porn.
which would explain why it smells different from RL, then

Which doesn't make you any less strange...

And Spanky, if you take up verilon's suggestion, your avatar will no longer be a dirty lie. And that goes for Darth_U, aerius, and Shinova, too. Maybe DPDP as well.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-08-11 10:40am

MKSheppard wrote:
Zaia wrote:So, I'll stick with my stinky, oozing vagina, thank you muchly.
Ah Ah, but can you write your name in the snow with it? Can you? Can you?

We also have much much shorter lines at the bathrooms wherever we go,
mwhahahha

To a man, the world is his toilet

To whoever said that the penis doesn't get cancer

http://www.meb.uni-bonn.de/cancer.gov/CDR0000062897

I chose vagina simply because I have a dick, so there's no mystery there.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-08-11 02:16pm

Shit. I missed a troll.
...
Penis. It squirts stuff. Not just one, but *counts* 3 different kinds of stuff! That's just not right.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-11 02:51pm

Don't worry i'm sure the Troll will be back. Some are too dumb to know when they're beaten.

As far as the other thing here goes i'm still saying dicks are weirder. Ok So fannies bleed and don't die but dicks get their heads cut off and don't die.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-08-11 03:10pm

Darth Yoshi wrote: Penis. It squirts stuff. Not just one, but *counts* 3 different kinds of stuff! That's just not right.

Unless you have some sort of mutation, or VD, your dick should only
squirt two types of stuff out.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-11 03:14pm

MKSheppard wrote:

Unless you have some sort of mutation, or VD, your dick should only
squirt two types of stuff out.

Urine, semen, precum.

Semen and precum are definitely different. Quite distinct tastes.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-08-11 03:15pm

XaLEv wrote: Semen and precum are definitely different. Quite distinct tastes.

*backs away veeery slowly*

*reaches for gun as well*

I don't want to know how you know that

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-08-11 04:12pm

XaLEv's right. Semen comes from the testes and prostate gland. Pre comes the bulbourethral gland. Completely different. I don't have a reference on hand so I can't tell exactly what the purpose of pre is. But I'm not at all surprised that it is diffferent enough for the distinction to be gustable.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-08-11 04:12pm

XaLEv wrote:Urine, semen, precum.

Semen and precum are definitely different. Quite distinct tastes.

Different texture, too.

EDIT: Raxmei, I believe precum is a base liquid to neutralize any traces of urine, which is quite deadly to sperm cells.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-11 09:40pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Yeah, that's what I thought.

Oh well, with a sex change I guess that'd technically make me a lesbian, so then I'd actually get a chance to score points with Marina.

Of course, I'd end up being straight. *L* Well, with slight bi tendencies, but yeah..

~ver

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-11 09:43pm

Sing along everyone!

"My Vagina" by NOFX

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-11 09:45pm

[shakes head]

And this is the result of touching oneself at night?

~ver

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2003-08-11 10:03pm

Six pages. Wow. Umm...ya. Lots of good reasons for both. I still think the vagina is stranger.

P.S. I like what you did with that troll guy.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-11 10:30pm

Lt. Dan wrote:P.S. I like what you did with that troll guy.

*beams proudly* I love this place. You guys rock. I only wish I got to take part in it too.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-12 04:12am

Lt. Dan wrote:P.S. I like what you did with that troll guy.

It's like a SOS/LE tag team

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2003-08-16 02:39am

You know, I usually have some form of witty response. For one, everyone took my answers at some point or another. Two, this is, by far, the weirdest topic of argument I have ever been blessed to see. Thank you for opening my eyes to the debate of Penis vs. Vaginas.

As a side note, they're both weird. Vaginas are neat, with all the tucks, folds and oh-so-lovely sensitive spots. Penises are neat because they go up and down with ease - although I'm not too fond of the projectile vomiting. Both have a particular odor, but I wouldn't call either a stench.

But truly, I don't think any part is better, or as this topic suggest, less weird. Do the job and get it done is my motto. You don't have to look pretty and sleek while doing. Hence, messy sex.

Crimson Raine

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-16 02:58am

CrimsonRaine wrote: For one, everyone took my answers at some point or another.

You see! They are turning against you! The conspiracy will not go unchallenged forever!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-16 01:48pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:Thank you for opening my eyes to the debate of Penis vs. Vaginas.

This board does it's best to give you a full (and varied) education.

Who needs school? Just let SDNet go for long enough, and we'll cover almost everything.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-08-16 01:59pm

Penis vs. vagina, eh? I had not thought of it as a versus fight until now. Might not the vagina simply devour the penis? Would that count as a victory?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-08-16 02:02pm

Demiurge wrote:Penis vs. vagina, eh? I had not thought of it as a versus fight until now. Might not the vagina simply devour the penis? Would that count as a victory?

But the penis would survive inside the foul things gullet! Free to plant it's babies there and let them eat their way out.

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