I had Candlelite Sex and Slept with 2 Babes

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I had Candlelite Sex and Slept with 2 Babes

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As I was saying in the Blackout thread:
. I ended up borrowing a bike and riding the 5 minutes to my GF house and staying the night there after grabbing some lights and batteries from my store. Yes there's a story that goes along with that.
And here's the story. So after the barbecue and beers at my GF's house everyone started heading inside to shower and get ready for sleep. I stayed up with my GF on her porch watching the stars and drinking more beer, we even took a spin around the neighbourhood on our bikes. It was probably around 11 when everyone else went off to sleep but we were still outside relaxing, cuddling, and enjoying the view.

After a lot of cuddling and kissing we umm...had some needs to take care of, se we grabbed a couple towels and blankets and set them up by the hedges in her backyard. We then lit a candle and then went about doing our thing in the nicely secluded area of her backyard. Outdoor sex by candlelight is great! 8) It should be noted that we had sex outside for a reason, everyone in her family's home so we did not have a room to ourselves.

We got ourselves cleaned up and ready for bed, except with everyone home we had to share a bed with my GF's sister (the sisters share a double bed). No complaints here, we just had to snuggle up a little closer. Her sister wasn't asleep yet either so we had a group cuddle/kissy/touchy feely thing for a while before dropping off to sleep. That felt almost as good as sex I had earlier. I love them swimmer babe sisters, they sure know how to make me happy! The next morning I woke up sandwiched between the 2 girls, mmmmm...what a great life I live! If I could sell my life experiences I'd never have to work again. 8) :D
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1) Bullshit.
2) Super bullshit.
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I could join the no-doubt incoming chorus of I hate yous and death threats and such. I really could. But I won't.

Why? Because I'm just too hungry. I haven't eaten in like, 12 hours. Away from keyboard ya foo's!
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What did I say in the last thread of this type you posted? Oh, that's right
Me wrote:YOU LITTLE FUCKER!! EVERY OTHER TIME YOU POST ON THIS BOARD YOU MAKE ME CRY!! STUPID FUCKER!!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Or something like that.

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You truly are a bastard, you know that, right?
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Happens to me all the time, aerius. Except with cute boys instead :D

Good job!!
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I'd be angry, but I bought some Hellsing DVDs today, and not even stories like that can put a damper on my good mood. :D
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If it isn't him saying people touch themselves at night, he's bragging about his sexual exploits on a board full of sci fi fanboys.

I think we should all just kill him. Now.
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Andrew J. wrote:I'd be angry, but I bought some Hellsing DVDs today, and not even stories like that can put a damper on my good mood. :D
The last two episodes will, I assure you.
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I think we should change aerius's title to horny monkey
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Angry Aerius makes everyone. :roll:

Sounds like a Penthouse letter kind of story,i would`nt be surprised if a neighbour got a good view of the action.
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Yes! We all get it. You get laid quite often. Could you just shut the fuck up about it already?
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RogueIce wrote:If it isn't him saying people touch themselves at night, he's bragging about his sexual exploits on a board full of sci fi fanboys.

I think we should all just kill him. Now.
Sounds good to me.
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LYNCH THE BRAGGING FUCKA!
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So Aerius...is this your way of advertising yourself as a gigolo?~Jason
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Durran Korr wrote: The last two episodes will, I assure you.
I realize Hellsing peaked in the middle (with "Dead Zone" and "Duel") but I thought the last two episodes were very good as well (better than "Kill House," anyway).
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Why must all my friends get laid constantly? And Why can I never get a decent girlfriend (Well actually anything but a horse ugly girlfriend, with a personality that fits the face)

To conclude I HATE AERIUS for scoring so Damn MUCH, and I hate JMAC for letting him!
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You know...It's hit the point where I really don't give a damn anymore...


I don't know whether to cry or be happy because of that.
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Hamel wrote:1) Bullshit.
2) Super bullshit.
HemlockGrey wrote:Yes! We all get it. You get laid quite often. Could you just shut the fuck up about it already?
Do I sense some uh...sex deprivation here? Hmmm? :wink:
Montcalm wrote:Sounds like a Penthouse letter kind of story,i would`nt be surprised if a neighbour got a good view of the action.
Only if those neighbours were standing on the roofs of their houses with night-vision goggles. Our backyard is surrounded by tall cedar and spruce hedges so you can't see into it. We also have some shrubs, bushes, and a nice garden to further obstruct the view, if we had a pool I could go skinny dipping in broad daylight without any fear of being seen.

edit - let me post about fun stuff next time will ya?
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RogueIce wrote:If it isn't him saying people touch themselves at night, he's bragging about his sexual exploits on a board full of sci fi fanboys.

I think we should all just kill him. Now.
Umm No.

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
RogueIce wrote:If it isn't him saying people touch themselves at night, he's bragging about his sexual exploits on a board full of sci fi fanboys.

I think we should all just kill him. Now.
Umm No.

*starts beating RogueIce to within a nanometer of his frelling life with his Giant Mallet O' DooM™*
Hey, he's going out of his way to annoy us. And he knows damned well he is, with all these "look how much I scored!" posts.

And I cannot, for the life of me, recall ANY OTHER MEMBER who makes whole threads about how they scored. At least nowhere NEAR the number of times aerius does so. If other members do, it's usually within a thread, not starting a whole thread about it to pat themselves on the back and brag about it.
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Good for you! :D Asshole.
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Post by J »

RogueIce wrote:Hey, he's going out of his way to annoy us. And he knows damned well he is, with all these "look how much I scored!" posts.

And I cannot, for the life of me, recall ANY OTHER MEMBER who makes whole threads about how they scored. At least nowhere NEAR the number of times aerius does so. If other members do, it's usually within a thread, not starting a whole thread about it to pat themselves on the back and brag about it.
Don't mind him too much, me & my sister have plans for him that'll make the beating and tickle-torture he got the other day seem like a walk in the park. :twisted:

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Okay, now I am deadly serious...

Either you bring me along next time, or I will eat your children.
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