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What's the wierdest thing you've ever seen?

Please note, not something you've HEARD, but what you've actually witnessed yourself.

For me, it was a cat-sized, mummified moth under my friend's house!
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Lord Poe wrote:What's the wierdest thing you've ever seen?

Please note, not something you've HEARD, but what you've actually witnessed yourself.

For me, it was a cat-sized, mummified moth under my friend's house!
What ... the ... fuck? A cat-sized moth? Are you sure you weren't just watching a campy B-movie like "Food of the Gods"?

I've never seen anything that weird.
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About a year ago last summer I was taking a piss on the side of the Interstate somewhere between Slidell and the Mississippi (phew) border. It was midnight, so it was a Dark, Deep BLACK! Me and Dave were taking home a cute guy we'd just had 'relations' with, so that's why we were on the road in the first place. Anyways, when I was standing there relieving myself, I saw what looked like a black cloud (remember, the night was black, but not perfectly. The stars were out.) the shape of a flying saucer with dim green lights around the edge and a slightly brighter red light on top. It was in a clearing in the woods some fifteen meters away from the edge of the woods, and it was the blackest black I (or probably any human) ever saw. It was like looking into Hell. There were one or two trees between me and the edges of the thing too. Then a couple seconds later, I saw this shadowy form that was at least ten feet tall, looked like Son of Bigfoot and Shadow (™ Babylon 5) or the Shrike from Hyperion, and had big red eyes and a red light on a pod on its left shoulder. Then the pod swivels downward slightly and a red laser (I'm not sure) beam hits me right on the heart! I was done pissing by then (I don't get pee shy around angry space creatures!) so I hauled ass back to the truck and tell Dave to burn rubber. Dave said I looked whiter than a sheet! I told him and he didn't believe me...

I swear to the Goddess on high, I do not know what was in the woods that night, but It Was There!

EDIT: Wow, a cat-size Moth. Impressive!
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Darth Wong wrote:What ... the ... fuck? A cat-sized moth? Are you sure you weren't just watching a campy B-movie like "Food of the Gods"?

I've never seen anything that weird.
Nope, its true! We jumped about 10 feet when we saw it! Although I think its impossible for insects to get that big....I can't explain it! I don't believe it was a fake...the guy's father dug it out and threw it in the trash, where it came apart.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:What's the wierdest thing you've ever seen?

Please note, not something you've HEARD, but what you've actually witnessed yourself.

For me, it was a cat-sized, mummified moth under my friend's house!
What ... the ... fuck? A cat-sized moth? Are you sure you weren't just watching a campy B-movie like "Food of the Gods"?

I've never seen anything that weird.
Nep, these things are real. City moths/butterflies usually come in small sizes, but out in the open you can see these really big honking ones.
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I saw a bull (male cattle) mounting a colt (male horse) in Gettysburg.
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Sektor31 wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:What's the wierdest thing you've ever seen?

Please note, not something you've HEARD, but what you've actually witnessed yourself.

For me, it was a cat-sized, mummified moth under my friend's house!
What ... the ... fuck? A cat-sized moth? Are you sure you weren't just watching a campy B-movie like "Food of the Gods"?

I've never seen anything that weird.
Nep, these things are real. City moths/butterflies usually come in small sizes, but out in the open you can see these really big honking ones.
To have bugs that big,i think there must be an illegal toxic waste dump somewhere. :?
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Dalton wrote:I saw a bull (male cattle) mounting a colt (male horse) in Gettysburg.
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Yeah i once saw Patrick Keilty saying something funny..............
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