Does God exist?

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-24 06:37pm

Some say the unsolved mysteries of the world are because of God.

Not so, the unsolved mysteries of the world are because of our alien overlords who oversee us in their UFOs. [/crackpot]

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-09-24 06:41pm

God is about as provable or falsible as my invisible pink unicorn. And my pet dragon in my backyard (toasted the garage)

Of course, if you can prove the existance of a afterlife, I wouldn't be mad that I was wrong.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-24 06:51pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Of course, if you can prove the existance of a afterlife, I wouldn't be mad that I was wrong.

Are you sure? In the afterlife, you'll have no penis.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-09-24 06:54pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Of course, if you can prove the existance of a afterlife, I wouldn't be mad that I was wrong.
Are you sure? In the afterlife, you'll have no penis.

Where is that written?? I was hoping for loads of angelical love

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-24 06:57pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:In the afterlife, you'll have no penis.
Where is that written?? I was hoping for loads of angelical love

Too bad. All you'll get is androgynous head-games.

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-09-24 07:10pm

How is Ockham's razor more "rational" than God?

Logic can only anaylize data. In this case, both are assumed without data.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-24 07:10pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
SWPIGWANG wrote:w00t, a dragon, where did you get it.
It comes as a gift when you buy The Demon-Haunted World, by Carl Sagan.
I have one too. He's invisible and undetectable,so it comes really handy as a pet. I usually have it on lookout

You got one too? Wow, we could start a club. I keep mine in my 1000 square mile uber hardned bunker.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-24 07:12pm

I need to get a copy.

Unfortunately, I don't think the dragon would fit in my dorm room. I'd have to have it fly to Cedar Rapids.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-24 07:13pm

SWPIGWANG wrote:How is Ockham's razor more "rational" than God?

Logic can only anaylize data. In this case, both are assumed without data.

You don't have to prove a negative!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-24 07:29pm

SWPIGWANG wrote:How is Ockham's razor more "rational" than God?

Logic can only anaylize data. In this case, both are assumed without data.

Think before you post, newbie. Occam's razor is not an entity, like God. It is a logical principle, like "cause must come before effect".

G O D · Post by **G O D** » 2002-09-24 07:37pm

Think before you post, newbie. Occam's razor is not an entity, like God. It is a logical principle, like "cause must come before effect".

Logic. Bah. Logic is overrated.

Tell me this. Will logic get you into heaven? Will it? Huh? OR WILL IT EARN YOU COUNTLESS EONS IN THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL?!?

Thought so. Punk.

By the way, Jesus, I've been looking for you. St. Peter wants you to stop laughing uncontrollably when he introduce newcomers to the 'virgin' Mary.
Personally, I think we should keep the lid on that particular 'incident'. Mmmk?

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2002-09-24 07:40pm

Hmm, I thought we had a member named god all ready... Really unoriginal name.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-24 07:42pm

G O D wrote:
Think before you post, newbie. Occam's razor is not an entity, like God. It is a logical principle, like "cause must come before effect".
Logic. Bah. Logic is overrated.

Tell me this. Will logic get you into heaven? Will it? Huh? OR WILL IT EARN YOU COUNTLESS EONS IN THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL?!?

Thought so. Punk.

Ha. You don't want anybody to know the truth, that Hell was redeveloped by a resort company and is now a tropical paradise meanwhile Heaven loses customers. I'm on to you!

G O D · Post by **G O D** » 2002-09-24 07:45pm

Hmm, I thought we had a member named god all ready... Really unoriginal name.

That was me as well. Unfortunetly, I misprinted the Holy E-Mail Address, and this board refused to let me change it.

It it obviously the product of SATAN.

And, Evil Jerk, if by 'tropical' you mean 'black, smoky, sulpherous lake of fire' and by paradise you mean 'where you will burn forever in unceasing agony', then yes, you're absolutely correct.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-09-24 07:46pm

G O D wrote: Logic. Bah. Logic is overrated.

Tell me this. Will logic get you into heaven? Will it? Huh? OR WILL IT EARN YOU COUNTLESS EONS IN THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL?!?

Thought so. Punk.

If you keep posting lile this then you'll earn countless eons of flames here. As well as a strong dose of logic and reasoning that, there is always hope, may somehow crack into your thick skull and reach unspoiled parts of your brain

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-24 07:47pm

G O D wrote:Logic. Bah. Logic is overrated.

Tell me this. Will logic get you into heaven? Will it? Huh? OR WILL IT EARN YOU COUNTLESS EONS IN THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL?!?

Thought so. Punk.

By the way, Jesus, I've been looking for you. St. Peter wants you to stop laughing uncontrollably when he introduce newcomers to the 'virgin' Mary.
Personally, I think we should keep the lid on that particular 'incident'. Mmmk?

Eris is cooler than you.

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-09-24 07:47pm

But it is still a logical principle that is based on praticality rather than any fundamental observation.

Of course god is a entity that is created for no good reason, but whatever.

Anyway, is hell c00l? I'd like some exotic vacation spot.

G O D · Post by **G O D** » 2002-09-24 07:48pm

If you keep posting lile this then you'll earn countless eons of flames here. As well as a strong dose of logic and reasoning that, there is always hope, may somehow crack into your thick skull and reach unspoiled parts of your brain

Thou dare speak to thy maker is such a flippant and fresh tongue?

There is only one possible punishment....DAMNATION!

And the damnation shall be....A BLOWJOB!

Delievered by YOUR HAND!

TO BARBARA WALTERS!

Now, let me see you tremble, poor, pitiful, writhing 'atheist'!

G O D · Post by **G O D** » 2002-09-24 07:49pm

Eris is cooler than you.

Eris is my bitch.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-24 07:51pm

G O D wrote:
If you keep posting lile this then you'll earn countless eons of flames here. As well as a strong dose of logic and reasoning that, there is always hope, may somehow crack into your thick skull and reach unspoiled parts of your brain
Thou dare speak to thy maker is such a flippant and fresh tongue?

There is only one possible punishment....DAMNATION!

And the damnation shall be....A BLOWJOB!

Delievered by YOUR HAND!

TO BARBARA WALTERS!

Now, let me see you tremble, poor, pitiful, writhing 'atheist'!

Bite me.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-09-24 07:51pm

Hey G O D, your son has been trolling around here recently. Go and find him. Then you can leave.

Oh, and one thing:
Go to hell, G O D

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-24 07:53pm

G O D wrote:
Eris is cooler than you.
Eris is my bitch.

I guess that's why she won the Universe during your divorce settlement?

G O D · Post by **G O D** » 2002-09-24 07:54pm

Yes. My son forgot to bring me a beer. I'll kill him for that.

Hey, you want to earn eternal salvation? Bring me a Jack Daniels. I'll need it; I'm sending Jerry Falwell a vision tonight, and everytime I go into his mind I simply want to annhilate all of creation.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » 2002-09-24 08:00pm

G O D wrote:
Think before you post, newbie. Occam's razor is not an entity, like God. It is a logical principle, like "cause must come before effect".
snip

By the way, Jesus, I've been looking for you. St. Peter wants you to stop laughing uncontrollably when he introduce newcomers to the 'virgin' Mary.
Personally, I think we should keep the lid on that particular 'incident'. Mmmk?

Well next time you and her want to play 'pin the tail on the Donkey' try to keep the door to the stable closed Mmmk?

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-09-24 08:01pm

G O D exist, or we wouldn't see it post.

but the nature of G O D is unknow.