Worst fanfic ever?

FBHthelizardmage · Post by **FBHthelizardmage** » 2003-08-19 02:10pm

What is the worst Fanfiction ever?

XANATOS · Post by **XANATOS** » 2003-08-19 03:03pm

THE ONE I WROTE

when i was writing my 3000 page epic
covering the next 1000 years
i belived it to be a work of geius
after reading it i now realize it to be a waste of two
years and paper

XANATOS

XANATOS · Post by **XANATOS** » 2003-08-19 03:08pm

PS.
YOUR FAN FICTION IS GREAT
now dont you have another
chapter to write in your
epic tale of the death of the culture

XANATOS

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2003-08-19 03:13pm

It has to be the "Second Contact" by a fellow called Paul Jacques. Well, perhaps some twisted mind sees some real ground-breaking meaning behind its words, but I don't.

For horrible fanifiction, go to a site called Godawful Fanfiction that will show you some of the worst (and funniest) stories in the net. Highly recommended!

http://go.to/godawful

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-08-19 03:16pm

Artemis's Lover. DO NOT, under any circumstances, attempt to look for it and read. I repeat: DO NOT go out and look for it.

Hrm. I don't think I embellished enough.

DO NOT go out and look for it. Trust me. I know you're curious. But the mind is too precious to waste in such a manner as reading it. Steer away, take my advice - for I have read more horrid works of fanfic than you can possibly comprehend. I have trolled the entire ASC archive, for one, and stayed sane. I have read Marissa Picard fic and survived. But for the love of a probably-nonexistant God, STAY AWAY.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-08-19 03:19pm

phongn wrote:Artemis's Lover. DO NOT, under any circumstances, attempt to look for it and read. I repeat: DO NOT go out and look for it.

*Sound of thousands of keys clicking as the name is entered into various search engines.*

I haven't read too many fanfics, but Raycav's snuff porn was just about the worst fucking thing I have EVER read.

Raycav

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-08-19 03:24pm

Well phongn probably has us all beat(I mean a truly horrible Sailor Moon Fanfic is really lowest of the barrel)

Some bad-ones I remember are bizarre crossovers involving SM and JL and what not.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-08-19 03:33pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Well phongn probably has us all beat(I mean a truly horrible Sailor Moon Fanfic is really lowest of the barrel)

mmmmm sailor moon porn fics ....oh shit, was that out loud?

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-08-19 04:03pm

Almost all Harry Potter/Buffy Crossvers (World Melding issues, unabashed shipping and Idiotic developments abound. My Personal Favorites: Willow/Tara/Giles getting wands (an insult in of itself) that are from Angel And Spike parts/blood. Giles knowing about "Wizarding" and the Hogwarts School and not doing anything when Willow shows Magical Ability--this excelent issue is dealt with in a throwaway line along the lines of "they must have missed you" HE COULD HAVE TOLD THEM! Jesus! HUGE plot hole there...)

WWE/Buffy Crossovers (El Santo Contra Los Vampiros is 100x better than 90% of these type of Fanfics)

The Wandererverse The epitome of Crossover Uberwanking Gratuitous Power Ups, WITH a Marty Stue (Male Mary Sue)...and people like it for some god-unknown reason. I don't care how well your write, if your plot sucks and is highly contrived, it still sucks.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-08-19 04:12pm

Hmm Stardestroyer Rampart?

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-08-19 04:16pm

phongn wrote:Artemis's Lover. DO NOT, under any circumstances, attempt to look for it and read. I repeat: DO NOT go out and look for it.

To late, found it. Google is amazing like that...

EDIT: I have found proof that there is no god, for if he did exist, he would have smited this fucker off the face of the planet befor ehe could have put his sticky fingers to a keyboard.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-08-19 04:30pm

Faram wrote:Hmm Stardestroyer Rampart?

SD: R has nothing on Artimis's Lover, and I've only made it through the introduction.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-08-19 04:30pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Well phongn probably has us all beat(I mean a truly horrible Sailor Moon Fanfic is really lowest of the barrel)
mmmmm sailor moon porn fics ....oh shit, was that out loud?

Bah, some of them are well done. Most, well, aren't.

Datana · Post by **Datana** » 2003-08-19 04:34pm

Oscar's like the Ed Wood of fanfiction -- whatever he puts out is so bad as to be laughable. Unlike Ed Wood, though, Oscar's stuff tends to leave one sick to the stomach. Try reading Megane 6.7's MSTings of them; they take off the bad edge a bit.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-08-19 04:53pm

Portal?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-08-19 04:58pm

phongn wrote:I have read Marissa Picard fic and survived. But for the love of a probably-nonexistant God, STAY AWAY.

If you want them to stay away. Just tell them what it is about! I heard about it by word of mouth, I've never actually read it, thank god. Here it is:
It is a writer-insert wherein the young teenage author engages in anal sex with a talking male cat.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-08-19 05:08pm

Solid Snake wrote:Portal?

Graham Kennedy's ST wankfest...Go to Daystrom Institue....and well venture forth.

And yeah phongn some probably are(you would know better then me) but Sailor Moon and Comics are some that when they go bad...they can hit new lows that some fanfics can't.

I'm sure though......sadly, there are worse.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-08-19 05:09pm

Graham Kennedy's ST vs SW fanfic.

Soulman · Post by **Soulman** » 2003-08-19 05:12pm

Solid Snake wrote:Portal?

When compared to a lot of fanfics Portal is a work of pure literary genius.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-08-19 06:43pm

Oddly, Megane has just re-released an MSTing of that on the FFML.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-08-19 08:37pm

The most foul thing I have read!

just kidding Stravo

EmperorSolo51 · Post by **EmperorSolo51** » 2003-08-19 08:46pm

The marrissa Picard series by Stephen Ratliff is horrible. The writing is worse than Voyager and Enterprise combined!
Check them out:
http://www.svamcentral.org/svam/ms-mar.html

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-19 08:53pm

Sailor Moon/DBZ crossovers. Very weird stuff. Very wrong, too.

~ver

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-08-19 09:32pm

There was this one guy who wrote Young Jedi Knights erotica. Aside from the questionable content... he was a pretty poor writer. Things got even worse when did anime/YJK crossovers.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-20 01:28am

This slashfic got a MST3King.

Also, what about the Willow Rosenberg/Asenath Waite slashfic I jokingly suggested in the "Why Does So Many People Hate Harry Potter" thread??

(Even though it doesn't exist)