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So I guess it's possible to grow one from your forehead :wtf:
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I've heard f a method for creating replacement penis before, but it was similar and quicker then that. He might not have gone outside much during the process.
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It might look like a wiener, but how well does it function?
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Can he screw with this new penis? It sounds like its more for peeing.
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The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.
Stupid fuck should've been left without one, that way he wouldn't be able to reproduce. :roll:
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What kind of fucking idiot piss on an electric wire.


"Oh an electric wire, hey i got an idea i`ll urinate on it to see what will happen" :roll:
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Um....alright, no more orgasms for this poor fuck. I wonder how shitty of a life that must be...
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Ok, two things, if they can grow a dick, can they make a dick thats already attached larger? And can I get another dick as well? Two dicks would be fun. :twisted:
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kojikun wrote:Ok, two things, if they can grow a dick, can they make a dick thats already attached larger? And can I get another dick as well? Two dicks would be fun. :twisted:
Step away from the hentai. only dickgirls are allowed to have multiple penises. :P :twisted:
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Wait till they get them equipped with nerves and such. The posibilities would be endless.
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WTF kind of wire was he taking a leak on? I mean, I have known of people to take a piss on an electric fence, but without these results. I mean, that must have been a cable leading from a nuclear reactor to be so powerful as to blow his penis off, as I am assuming that is what happened...
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Nathan F wrote:WTF kind of wire was he taking a leak on? I mean, I have known of people to take a piss on an electric fence, but without these results. I mean, that must have been a cable leading from a nuclear reactor to be so powerful as to blow his penis off, as I am assuming that is what happened...
Probably a high voltage transformer.
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Nathan F wrote:WTF kind of wire was he taking a leak on? I mean, I have known of people to take a piss on an electric fence, but without these results.
These people were still extremely stupid. Your penis is the last place where you'd want any electrical current to flow.
I mean, that must have been a cable leading from a nuclear reactor to be so powerful as to blow his penis off, as I am assuming that is what happened...
It didn't necessarily have to blow it off. It probably just burned it through resistance heating, charring it from the inside out. Most likely the urethra was cauterized by the electrical current, followed by heat burns in the rest of the penis which either kill the remaining flesh quickly or causes massive infection that eventually kills the tissues.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Nathan F wrote:WTF kind of wire was he taking a leak on? I mean, I have known of people to take a piss on an electric fence, but without these results. I mean, that must have been a cable leading from a nuclear reactor to be so powerful as to blow his penis off, as I am assuming that is what happened...
Probably a high voltage transformer.
That conjures up an image of someone taking a leak on Optimus Prime. :shock:

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Yeah but you know what I would like to see? I want to see those doctors grow a vagina on somebody's arm. Now that would be impressive.
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:wtf: x 2000


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Rubberanvil wrote:
kojikun wrote:Ok, two things, if they can grow a dick, can they make a dick thats already attached larger? And can I get another dick as well? Two dicks would be fun. :twisted:
Step away from the hentai. only dickgirls are allowed to have multiple penises. :P :twisted:
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Superman wrote: Yeah but you know what I would like to see? I want to see those doctors grow a vagina on somebody's arm. Now that would be impressive.
Um...don't you mean labia? The vagina's just a shaft...
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Vorlon1701 wrote:
Superman wrote: Yeah but you know what I would like to see? I want to see those doctors grow a vagina on somebody's arm. Now that would be impressive.
Um...don't you mean labia? The vagina's just a shaft...
Well no, that's where the challange comes from. I mean heck, I bet I could make someone's arm grow just a couple wrinkly flaps.
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