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So I guess it's possible to grow one from your forehead
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I've heard f a method for creating replacement penis before, but it was similar and quicker then that. He might not have gone outside much during the process.
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Probably a high voltage transformer.Nathan F wrote:WTF kind of wire was he taking a leak on? I mean, I have known of people to take a piss on an electric fence, but without these results. I mean, that must have been a cable leading from a nuclear reactor to be so powerful as to blow his penis off, as I am assuming that is what happened...
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These people were still extremely stupid. Your penis is the last place where you'd want any electrical current to flow.Nathan F wrote:WTF kind of wire was he taking a leak on? I mean, I have known of people to take a piss on an electric fence, but without these results.
It didn't necessarily have to blow it off. It probably just burned it through resistance heating, charring it from the inside out. Most likely the urethra was cauterized by the electrical current, followed by heat burns in the rest of the penis which either kill the remaining flesh quickly or causes massive infection that eventually kills the tissues.I mean, that must have been a cable leading from a nuclear reactor to be so powerful as to blow his penis off, as I am assuming that is what happened...
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That conjures up an image of someone taking a leak on Optimus Prime.Stormbringer wrote:Probably a high voltage transformer.Nathan F wrote:WTF kind of wire was he taking a leak on? I mean, I have known of people to take a piss on an electric fence, but without these results. I mean, that must have been a cable leading from a nuclear reactor to be so powerful as to blow his penis off, as I am assuming that is what happened...
Mike: I don't know, it depends on how much electricity...
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And the Centauri...Rubberanvil wrote:Step away from the hentai. only dickgirls are allowed to have multiple penises.kojikun wrote:Ok, two things, if they can grow a dick, can they make a dick thats already attached larger? And can I get another dick as well? Two dicks would be fun.
Um...don't you mean labia? The vagina's just a shaft...Superman wrote: Yeah but you know what I would like to see? I want to see those doctors grow a vagina on somebody's arm. Now that would be impressive.
Well no, that's where the challange comes from. I mean heck, I bet I could make someone's arm grow just a couple wrinkly flaps.Vorlon1701 wrote:Um...don't you mean labia? The vagina's just a shaft...Superman wrote: Yeah but you know what I would like to see? I want to see those doctors grow a vagina on somebody's arm. Now that would be impressive.