Stardestroyer.net Is EVIL

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-21 12:17pm

"Murder Christ." 99% good
"Eviscerate the Lord". 99% good
"Fellate Satan." 99% good

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-21 12:26pm

NecronLord wrote:
verilon wrote:homosexual: 1%evil, 99% good [cackles]
gay: 50/50
lesbian: 1/99
bisexual: 50/50
straight: 50/50
heterosexual: 99/1 [cackles more]

and the mother of them all:

anal sex: 1% evil, 99% good

~ver
Mayhaps you missed the bit on the front about good being defined as pleasing to god? Now go forth and please the baby murderer!

According to this homosexuality is as good as my sample bible text on how bad Jews are.

And apparently so is sodomy!!

~ver

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-08-21 12:35pm

verilon wrote:homosexual: 1%evil, 99% good [cackles]
gay: 50/50
lesbian: 1/99
bisexual: 50/50
straight: 50/50
heterosexual: 99/1 [cackles more]

and the mother of them all:

anal sex: 1% evil, 99% good

~ver

Huh...guess all those Bible Thumpers got it wrong.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-08-21 12:44pm

Bill Clinton 1% evil, 99% good.
Sex with Monica 99% evil, 1% good

How do you do something 99% evil, yet you're only 1% evil? Answer: "I did not have sexual relations wih...." He was telling the truth!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-21 12:47pm

Zoink wrote:Bill Clinton 1% evil, 99% good.
Sex with Monica 99% evil, 1% good

How do you do something 99% evil, yet you're only 1% good? Answer: "I did not have sexual relations wih...." He was telling the truth!

It's the 1% evil seeping through.

Or is that him marrying Hilary?

~ver

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-08-21 12:58pm

The Moose Rebellion is 99% Good and 1% Evil. Shame really. I was hoping to be the spawn of an unholy creation. Ah well.

At least the Titan Class David Attenborough is 83% naughty.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-08-21 01:08pm

Good advice: (evil/good):

Smoke while filling your car (3/97)
Marry a redneck (1/99)
Yell "fire" during a movie (1/99)

Bad advice:

Run with scissors (80/20)
Eat big macs every day (99/1)
Insult traffic cops (99/1)
Watch "Survivor" (98/2)

Neutral advice:

Sharks are cuddly (50/50)

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-21 01:13pm

I looked for my sig,and i see that.

Official SD.net Garfield`s Publicist is 33% Evil and 67% Good...a bit weird i thought i was 100% good.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-08-21 01:19pm

Flamewarrior: 43% evil
Mini-Mods: 99% evil
Mini-Moderators: 1% evil
Mods: 50% evil
Moderators: 99% evil
Super Mods: 50% evil
Super Moderators: 66% evil
Admins: 50% evil
Administrators: 1% evil

And there you have the break down of SD.net positions.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-08-21 01:53pm

Adolf Hitler:

1% evil, 99% good

MKSheppard 50/50

Ryan Crierie
80% evil, 20% good

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-08-21 01:56pm

Result of output from m-x spook from emacs (installed emacs just for this):

clones Dateline terrorism underground unclassified Medco Consul
enforcers quarter Waco, Texas military COSCO investigation Craig
Livingstone UFO

[Hello to all my friends and fans in domestic surveillance]
cryptanalysis kilderkin industrial espionage asset Semtex Bellcore
Delta Force Soviet KGB TELINT covert video SP4 quarter credit card

Mole Croatian halcon TELINT Leitrim assassinate Peking Aldergrove
Janet Reno espionage ASIO Indigo cybercash broadside FIPS140

bce JPL crypto anarchy Serbian AGT. AMME INS Ruby Ridge AMEMB
Leuken-Baden basement pink noise TWA plutonium ANC Lexis-Nexis

Pine Gap Compsec ASIO [Hello to all my friends and fans in domestic
surveillance] bemd threat USCODE dictionary Reno JUWTF NATO Kennedy
wire transfer Cohiba AGT. AMME

strategic Aladdin Maple Crypto AG HAMASMOIS smuggle embassy
cryptographic Dateline SDI nuclear rs9512c AUTODIN afsatcom PGP

industrial intelligence Vince Foster ANDVT Legion of Doom $400 million
in gold bullion AMW Waco, Texas fraud USDOJ Blowpipe plutonium Armani
Kh-11 S Key Dateline

espionage mailbomb SDI TWA halcon Roswell number key ASLET emc counter
intelligence M-14 Majic AFSPC Manfurov ASIO

eternity server USDOJ supercomputer SWAT Albania pink noise Saddam
Hussein virus AMW MP5K-SD IMF CESID bomb high security Aladdin

PLO HAMASMOIS covert video Majic Ft. Bragg Firefly AIEWS Waco, Texas
USCODE CISU dictionary fissionable NORAD ASDIC Comirex

AMEMB diwn BATF freedom Uzi BRLO RSA mindwar Taiwan AIMSX argus
chameleon man codes colonel csim

halcon dictionary enforcers MDA morse David John Oates Clinton
security Majic White House computer terrorism Noriega TELINT number
key Janet Reno

Echelon Belknap Watergate credit card Dateline counter terrorism
Soviet freedom Bosnia e-cash CIDA DES SP4 Consul clandestine

Area 51 munitions class struggle NATO counter terrorism genetic
Kennedy IMF morse SP4 Blowpipe Pine Gap Merlin broadside Peking

nitrate BRLO ANC rs9512c Crowell Telex colonel Saddam Hussein Sundevil
Ft. Bragg afsatcom benelux Albania FSF Delta Force

Jiang Zemin Merlin Honduras CDC Firewalls cybercash Audiotel lock
picking mailbomb enforcers EuroFed NWO BATF assassination Elvis

mailbomb [Hello to all my friends and fans in domestic surveillance]
unclassified Merlin Rand Corporation espionage nitrate IDEA
clandestine class struggle NSA Capricorn bluebird Jiang Zemin Clinton

quarter NSA Treasury Capricorn Geraldton Croatian Cocaine Watergate
MD4 advisors MD2 defense information warfare interception Juiliett
Class Submarine Serbian

Khaddafi InfoSec MILSATCOM event security freedom strategic halcon
csystems Delta Force airframe counter terrorism Peking Noriega RSA FBI

44% evil, 56% good

kernel.org

suse.com

linux.com

sourceforge.net

slashdot.com

microsoft.com/windows

aol.com

sco.com

Good means pleasing to god. god is evil, so evil == good (except for all VA Linux websites (sourceforge and linux.com) and slashdot, where good == good)

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-21 02:13pm

All the world is a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and entrances;
Each man in his time plays many parts.

1% evil, 99% good.

For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

3% evil, 97% good.

Well, looks like I found a scripture more holy than the Bible.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-21 02:18pm

More proof of it's fallability:

Darth Vader

1% evil, 99% good.

Luke Skywalker

99% evil, 1% good.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-21 02:20pm

Hey Aerius anf JMAC got something,(Its because you touch yourself at night recieves a 1% Evil and 99% Good)

J · Post by J » 2003-08-21 03:52pm

How strange...this can't be right....

I have candlelight sex with my boyfriend (7% evil, 93% good)
I had sex last night (25% evil, 75% good)
I got naked and touched myself last night (2% evil, 98% good)
I had sex in the shower with my boyfriend (8% evil, 92% good)
I enjoy skinny dipping and swimming naked (10% evil, 90% good)
I have hot lesbian sex with my sister (1% evil, 99% good)
I enjoy molesting young virgin males (1% evil, 99% good)

I guess anything that has to do with sex is good which is pretty fitting, but jesus, I don't know about the last 2....

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-08-21 03:56pm

"Fuck you motherfucker son-of-a-bitch donkey rapist."

The text you sent is
1% evil, 99% good

detailed analysis below.

Points of interest
Amount of letters 42 42=7x6
Amount of consonants 25 2+5=7

Important words
Value of word "son" 210 210=7x30
Value of word "fuck" 329 329=7x47 3+2+9=14=7x2
Value of word "you" 1060 1+0+6+0=7

EDIT: funny that FUCK is worth extra points!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-21 04:06pm

Playboy.com:

Well, that's Christianity for ya.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-21 04:08pm

jmac wrote:I have hot lesbian sex with my sister (1% evil, 99% good)

I knew it was true!

Crix Dorius · Post by **Crix Dorius** » 2003-08-21 04:12pm

Anakin Skywalker is 50% evil, 50% good
Luke Skywalker is 99% evil, 1% good

HAH... !!!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-08-21 04:21pm

GAT is 99% evil, 1% good

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-21 04:33pm

This is highly disturbing,i looked for Osama Bin Laden and it says he`s 20% Evil and 80% good.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-08-21 04:48pm

Montcalm wrote:This is highly disturbing,i looked for Osama Bin Laden and it says he`s 20% Evil and 80% good.

Well duh, 'the United States of America' is 96% Evil and 4% Good, Usama bin Laden is an enemy of the 96% Evil U.S.A. and therefor clearly the good guy.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-08-21 05:20pm

I did this on the Justice League forum

HEY JL'ers we are

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-08-21 05:50pm

Hmmm...OK, a few things here (listed as evil/good)

The Dark: 42/58

My real name (not posting here): 99/1

My website (www. geocities.com/crossmanfsc): 44/56 good

My RPG site (www. geocities.com/crossmafsc/jovian_chronicles.html): 53/47

My college: 98/2

George Walker Bush: 1/99 (OK, that proves it: this thing is majorly fucked up)

John D Ashcroft (since apparently his middle name is classified): 99/1 (Hmmm...maybe not totally fucked up after all)

edit: Got the evil/good thing at the beginning backwards...

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-08-21 05:55pm

Jadeite is 20% evil.
My real name is 1% evil.

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