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Actually, the local newspaper spilled the secret awhile back
Bah. They probably got it wrong.
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So, come winter, will Hell be frozen over? If so then Id like to place a very large bet on the Detroit Lions Super Bowl Chances and try to hook up with various supermodels.
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It must be cos of proud atheists and gay marriages. That god just can't stand to see people happy, as you can see in John 12:25.

Er mike....did you just make a Voyager reference?

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Knife wrote::shock: Whoa. Well stick it out, how the hell can it get any worse. :wink:
Well, WAY TO GO, Numbskull! (Not that I'm superstistious /wink) Now they'll probably get some kind of fucked up arial variant of monkey pox.
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What's that I hear? Locusts? Bring 'em on! Seriously though, I blame it on the Americans. Even the lightning. They can do it. They stole Tesla's research you know.
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We've launched the B-52s. Prepare yourselves for a plague of frogs.
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HemlockGrey wrote:We've launched the B-52s. Prepare yourselves for a plague of frogs.
We already have a province full of French in our country. :P
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HemlockGrey wrote:
Actually, the local newspaper spilled the secret awhile back
Bah. They probably got it wrong.
Naw. It was also shortly after the Eagles-Bucs game :D
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Yeah? Yeah, the Bucs, eh? Huh? You think that's funny? Well, you know, what, I'll show you funny, you smarmy little...

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Just wait, Hem, You'll get to see the bucs get stompified on saturday.
As for tonight, I get to watch the Dolphins Demolish Vick-less atlanta!!!!
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The other big kick in the teeth was that the Argos and the Ticats both had to be taken over by the CFL because they can't pay the bills.
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Toronto sports teams are yet another horror story. The Raptors, the Leafs, the Blue Jays ... ugh.
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Darth Wong wrote:Toronto sports teams are yet another horror story. The Raptors, the Leafs, the Blue Jays ... ugh.
I'm sure you could sell them all to the Chinese or something..
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Toronto sports teams are yet another horror story. The Raptors, the Leafs, the Blue Jays ... ugh.
I'm sure you could sell them all to the Chinese or something..
Do you mean the teams, or the players?
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Sea Skimmer wrote:I'm sure you could sell them all to the Chinese or something..
Yes. Nothing would attract the Olympic community back to Totalitarian States like a timely appearance by the Toronto Blue Jays.
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Darth Wong wrote:Toronto sports teams are yet another horror story. The Raptors, the Leafs, the Blue Jays ... ugh.

The Leafs are close to signing (maybe they've already inked the deal?) brian McCabe. Gawd, if that's all they sign in the off season then they're in big trouble!
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Darth Fanboy wrote:So, come winter, will Hell be frozen over? If so then Id like to place a very large bet on the Detroit Lions Super Bowl Chances and try to hook up with various supermodels.
I'm dreadfully sorry, but the Boston Red Sox already have the position of "Team that will only win the championships when Hell freezes over." We've had it for 85 years, and we sure as fuck aren't giving it up to some no-name football team.
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HemlockGrey wrote:Yeah? Yeah, the Bucs, eh? Huh? You think that's funny? Well, you know, what, I'll show you funny, you smarmy little...
The OTHER Eagles-Bucs game, you know, the one where you curbstomped us?
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The OTHER Eagles-Bucs game, you know, the one where you curbstomped us?
Well, they still probably got it wrong.
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