YT300000's Opinionated Opinion

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-22 08:25pm

Starting today, I will post three of my highly opinionated opinions every day or two. Then you can all respond.

YOO #1: Beer, politics and the kick-off.

1. There should be a beer made specifically for women who accidentally go into gay bars. They should call it something like "Oh, shit, I accidentally went into a gay bar, well, maybe if I order a beer and act like everything is normal, I won't get embarassed. Why is everyone staring at me?"

2. Political correctness sucks donkey cocks. But some people fail to realize this. To prove it to them, we should have a day where everything must be politically correct. Eg: Gays are referred to as "heterosexually challenged males," McDonalds will be called "A place with inexpensive food, which, while not particularly nourishing, does have good fried potatoe sticks," and if anyone refers to gender, in any context, the death penalty for them. After one day of this, everyone will hate political correctness.

3. YOO kicks ass. And so do I, for coming up with such a kick-ass concept, and posting it on such a kick-ass board with so many kick-ass people.

4. There are only supposed to be 3 opinions, but 'cause this is the first issue, I put in 4. [Maddox]You may now excersise your right to blow me.[/Maddox}

Well, there's the first edition. Second comes out tomorrow.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-08-22 08:42pm

Shouldn't this be in the HOS under the 'Venting' section or something like that?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-22 08:44pm

phongn wrote:Shouldn't this be in the HOS under the 'Venting' section or something like that?

Well, I'm not complaining or venting myself, I'm just posting some (hopefully) humourous opinions.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-22 08:49pm

This thread should be called "YT300000 obsessive obsession"

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-08-22 08:52pm

This is going to go the way of my blog that I started here...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-08-22 08:54pm

Straha wrote:This is going to go the way of my blog that I started here...

You mean spam?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-22 08:54pm

Straha wrote:This is going to go the way of my blog that I started here...

Not really, I'll just keep posting a YOO everyday or two. It won't die unless too many people spam, in which case I shall open another thread.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-08-22 09:10pm

YT300000 wrote:
Straha wrote:This is going to go the way of my blog that I started here...
Not really, I'll just keep posting a YOO everyday or two. It won't die unless too many people spam, in which case I shall open another thread.

As a spammer I have to tell you a secret of the industry that we keep hidden as much as possible:
Mods hate us, and then they delete our spam.

Keep the secret...

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-08-22 09:47pm

YT300000 wrote:Starting today, I will post three of my highly opinionated opinions every day or two. Then you can all respond.

Not to be extremely annoying here, but your opinionated opinions seem curiously bland.

Slightly funny, though.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-08-22 09:54pm

Be thankful I'm not an OT mod. This is most certainly spam.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-08-22 10:07pm

Durandal wrote:Be thankful I'm not an OT mod. This is most certainly spam.

Hey, I'm thankful I'm not a mod, period. Everytime I see what you're going through, as a matter of fact.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-22 10:20pm

Straha wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
Straha wrote:This is going to go the way of my blog that I started here...
Not really, I'll just keep posting a YOO everyday or two. It won't die unless too many people spam, in which case I shall open another thread.
As a spammer I have to tell you a secret of the industry that we keep hidden as much as possible:
Mods hate us, and then they delete our spam.

Keep the secret...

Just make sure to keep it out of MM, which you are a member of, or I'll do more than just delete it...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-08-22 10:54pm

Oh jumpin' jesus christ.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-08-22 10:59pm

Dalton wrote:Oh jumpin' jesus christ.

I'm going to test the form letter this time.

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