Freddy vs Jason's Capalert score

Seele · Post by **Seele** » 2003-08-20 12:15pm

Just going through CapAlert and saw their review on Freddy vs Jason.

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)

graphic gore, frequent, repeatedly
horror factor, repeatedly
flesh being sliced into chunks
graphic impalements, repeatedly
beheading with blood spurting, repeatedly
illegal flight to avoid lawful detention
still photos of murder gore and other murder imagery
graphic action violence, frequent, repeatedly
double amputation with spurting

Impudence/Hate (I)

53 uses of the three/for letter word vocabulary, many by teens
32 uses of the most foul of the foul words
vengeance
teen arrogance at parents, repeatedly, including a girl's boyfriend at her father
flatulence
order to lie
a punk taking sexual advantage of a passed out girl
teens taking the law into their own hands
teen girl running away to "escape" father
"We can't trust any of the adults"
teen arrogance at police
adolescent brutality

Sexual Immorality (S)

teen upper female nudity, repeatedly
teen full female nudity, repeatedly
teen partial nudity
flashes of teen nudity while running in a partially buttoned shirt only
self-touching
teens making out
sexual comments by teens
teen intercourse, twice
teens in bed after intercourse
rear male nudity
picture nudity
teens displaying excessive cleavage
teen admitting sexual immorality
teen sex offer
sexual insult

Drugs/Alcohol (D):

smoking
teen drinking, frequent, repeatedly
booze, repeatedly
forcing to drink
teen drinking party
teen smoking, repeatedly
teens smoking dope, repeatedly

Offense to God (O)

16 uses of God's name in vain, two with the four letter expletive and 14 without
unholy resurrection from the dead
moving still photos
unholy presence, repeatedly
unholy power to cause impalement

Murder/Suicide (M)

murder by impalement, decapitation, twisting head, crushing, electrocution, avulsion, slicing in half, slamming, more; at least 25 murders

It scored a zero where only 2 other movies every scored that low, American Psycho and Scary Movie. It's a good movie

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-08-20 12:42pm

Seele wrote:Wanton Violence/Crime (W)

graphic gore, frequent, repeatedly
horror factor, repeatedly
flesh being sliced into chunks
graphic impalements, repeatedly
beheading with blood spurting, repeatedly

Thats par for the Bible, no problems here.

illegal flight to avoid lawful detention

Actually, no. The two in question were unlawfuly detained.

still photos of murder gore and other murder imagery
graphic action violence, frequent, repeatedly
double amputation with spurting

Again, Bible isn't much different.

Impudence/Hate (I)

I shudder to think the Bible is a good judge of character.

53 uses of the three/for letter word vocabulary, many by teens
32 uses of the most foul of the foul words
vengeance
teen arrogance at parents, repeatedly, including a girl's boyfriend at her father

And? Swearing is a crime?

flatulence

And? Farting is a crime?

order to lie

First you say the detention of the two kids was legal, then you criticize the same people for lying on the whole incident. Make of your mind.

a punk taking sexual advantage of a passed out girl

Got what he deserved eh? Being impaled by a stake hurts.

teens taking the law into their own hands

Lets see... Murdering rampage, coverup, and unlawful detention. The Teens had good reason to.

teen girl running away to "escape" father

Seeing as someone witnessed him murdering his wife and said Father unlawfuly commited people to a mental institution. She had good reason to.

"We can't trust any of the adults"

Given the situation, thats not very far off the mark.

teen arrogance at police

Gee, police witholding information and detaining people illegaly... I wonder...

adolescent brutality

Yeah, decapitation and impalement does that...

Sexual Immorality (S)

teen upper female nudity, repeatedly
teen full female nudity, repeatedly
teen partial nudity

What are you complaining about? They all got killed for being "naughty"

flashes of teen nudity while running in a partially buttoned shirt only
self-touching

What would you do if a homicidal maniac was chassing you. Stop to get dressed, or run like hell?

teens making out
sexual comments by teens

Yeah, they tend to do that.

teen intercourse, twice
teens in bed after intercourse

They got killed for their "evil" actions, what are you complaining about?

rear male nudity

Oh yes, asses are SOOO evil

picture nudity

Shall we toss out all the great artists work eh?

teens displaying excessive cleavage

What would you have them do? Wear a parka or cut off their breats!?!?!

teen admitting sexual immorality

So being truthful is wrong?

teen sex offer
sexual insult

Yeah, Teens tend to do that.

Drugs/Alcohol (D):

smoking
teen drinking, frequent, repeatedly
booze, repeatedly
forcing to drink
teen drinking party
teen smoking, repeatedly
teens smoking dope, repeatedly

Offense to God (O)

16 uses of God's name in vain, two with the four letter expletive and 14 without
unholy resurrection from the dead
moving still photos
unholy presence, repeatedly
unholy power to cause impalement

Murder/Suicide (M)

murder by impalement, decapitation, twisting head, crushing, electrocution, avulsion, slicing in half, slamming, more; at least 25 murders

Yawn, to bored to respond to the rest.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-08-20 12:43pm

CAPALERT morons wrote:We average about $175 per month in donations. The rest of the CAP operating expenses come from family funds and resources. It is now imperative that additional public support be found. Our goal is $1500 per month until we can locate and secure funding for fully funded operations.

HA-HA! Have fun going broke.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-20 12:44pm

Have those CAPalert folks ever given a movie a negative rating??

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2003-08-20 02:09pm

I would have thought these capalert turdmonkeys would have seen redeeming value in FvJ. After all, the people who do all these "immoral" things ended up getting hacked to pieces.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-08-20 02:41pm

Wow, that's a big list. I didn't plan on seeing this movie, but CAP Alert's list of sexual offenses just may change my mind! Thank you, CAP Alert!

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-08-20 03:52pm

"Freddy Vs Jason" features illegal flight to avoid lawful detention!!! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-08-20 04:53pm

Ya know, what creates an entertaining CAPAlert movie?

It seems that they have almost every category covered!

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2003-08-20 05:49pm

Seele wrote:Offense to God (O)

moving still photos

Isn't that what a movie is?

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-08-20 07:57pm

"Taking pictures or film from actors, therefore capturing their souls."

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-20 08:24pm

Why is a moving still picture an affront to God, anyways? It would be nice if they explained some of their listings.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-08-20 09:09pm

I hate to point this out, but just because the fundies hate it, doesn't mean it's a good movie. I assume they completely neglected the plot.
I assume because you didn't provide a direct link and I can't find the movie.

It will probably equatible to all jason or freddy movies, bad.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-08-20 10:09pm

Actually Freddy vs Jason was a very good movie, so to speak. It was a fun thriller to watch and they took the concept seriously. It also expanded on both Freddy and Jasons character.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-08-20 10:14pm

moving still photos

What?

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-08-20 10:29pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
moving still photos

What?

Probably got that one from Harry Potter.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-20 10:46pm

They had a lot of stuff about how Star Wars is blasphemous.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-08-20 10:48pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:They had a lot of stuff about how Star Wars is blasphemous.

Clearly Jar Jar represents the antichrist.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-08-21 04:53am

I was never a fan of slasher flicks, back when they were big. I saw Jason Takes Manhattan as kid and thought it was lame, and I saw bits and pieces of Freddy and Jason movies on HBO.

I don't think I saw anything from either of them throughout the entirety of the nineties, but last year I happened to watch the very first Nightmare on Elm Street and thought it was cheesy but okay.

That said, Freddy vs Jason was a goddamned blast. Well worth my eight bucks.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-21 10:55am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:They had a lot of stuff about how Star Wars is blasphemous.

Actually, Christians seem either to loathe or love Star Wars.

Some, such as the CAPalert folks, regard Star Wars to be promoting pantheism and deliberately mocking scripture.

Other, such as Frank Allnutt, see "The Force" as a metaphor for God's helping hand, think that Jedi is an abbrevation of "Jesus' Disciples" and equate the Dark Lords Of The Sith with The Devil and his minions.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-08-21 10:35pm

I"VE GOT IT! The biblical Value of the movie is started at one hudnred precent evil for there being moving pictures, and then everytime it emulates something in the bible (Sex, Gore, Killing, Blood, Etc.) its rating goes down so it's more holy. And since Freddy Vs. Jason is 0% Evil all fundies must go see it.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-08-22 08:22pm

CAP people wrote:This is a teen movie drawing teens to it like flies to meadow muffins.

Quite an elegant turn of phrase, I'd say. Nice review.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-08-22 08:39pm

After seeing that review, I am suddenly experiencing the desire to go and watch it...

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-08-22 09:02pm

Dang, after reading more of this review, even I think these guys have taken it to an extreme... Jeesh...

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After reading the review of SWAT, these guys are, how to put this nicely...eh, what the heck, they are a bunch of nutjobs... I mean, they put 'dressing to maximize the female form' as being sexual immorallity. WTF? *walks off shaking head*

Again, don't let this little group sway your view of Christianity or Christians.

<edit 2>
After reading the matrix reloaded. Whew... They consider the time that a woman is in the men's room to be sexual. I mean, really, WTF?

And I have also come to the conclusion that these guys are one of the extreme branches of Pentecostals.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-08-22 09:06pm

Why would they even bother reviewing this movie? What fundamentalist is POSSIBLY going to think Freddy vs. Jason is a wholesome movie?

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-08-22 09:08pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:They had a lot of stuff about how Star Wars is blasphemous.
Clearly Jar Jar represents the antichrist.

You mean he doesn't?

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