ass blastin' foods!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-08-22 02:48pm

DW and Red Imp's tit-or-tat on the wonderful side effects of philly cheesesteaks got me thinking, what food do you love to eat despite noxious, painfull or disaterous side effects. My vote is for the old fashoned Sausage peppers and onions sandwhich. it's a new england favorite! Outside Fenway in Boston, or outside the clubs in Providence.... nothing says ass-tootin' fun like a sausage, peppers and onions sandwich!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-22 02:54pm

Cheesesteak.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-08-22 03:22pm

Indian food. Great to eat, but later creates some of the most bizarre smells.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-22 03:26pm

I like to eat big, 25 oz+, ultra-rare steaks. Fucking delicious, but it will make your body take its vengeance on you for the next 24 hours.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-08-22 03:51pm

Mmm...rare steak...

I for one like some good powerful Tennessee hog barbeque. REAL powerful mexican is also good.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2003-08-22 03:57pm

Non-IndentifiableMeatBurgers from the supermarket, which I couldn't get enough of - even after they caused three-inch-long sores to errupt all over me.
And the Kabanos. Enjoy the taste! Savour the faintly metallic smell! Watch your waistline skyrocket uncontrollably!

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-08-22 04:38pm

Cracklin' Oat Bran.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-08-22 04:49pm

the Bloomin' Onion from Outback Steakhouse. Guaranteed green-apple splatters. ^_____^

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-22 05:03pm

My ass is my friend, I treat is nicely by avoiding those foods.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-23 12:02am

*Any* kind of sausage will make its presence known via my posterior region.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-08-23 12:04am

Chilli, Herb and Garlic pita bread in quantity as a side dish for my super chicken chilli instant noodle extravaganza.

Double burn here we come.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-23 12:08am

There was a greasy-spoon diner I used to go to many years ago which served a half-pound burger with jalapeno peppers mixed in with the ground beef and a fried egg on top (I'm not kidding). They should have called it the "triple bypass" burger, and it produced ... "unpleasant" results in the bathroom.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-08-23 12:09am

I typically have a copperlined stomach when it comes to most foods, though if it's spicy enough, it'll burn more going out than it did coming in. But I can get by some of the spicier things in life. And a spoon full of honey helps the jerk chicken down, the jerk pork go down, the curry goat go down.(Uh oh, I hope that doesn't lapse this into the mary poppins v trinity thread)

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-08-23 04:15am

I love pot pies. Not REAL pot pies. But those frozen fuckers you get at the supermarket that last for ten years. You know the ones. the ones that, if you heat them properly, will stay 10,000 C for thirteen years if you set them out and don't break the kevlar/goretex/mylar crust they put on those things. I could live on those things, but every time I eat one, I end up crapping with such force as to nearly cause my ass to separate from the toilet seat. you've never heard such commotion come from a sphincter before. ANY sphincter; Human, Babboon, Cow, Elephant, Camel, etc. it sounds like two superhuman gladiators locked in mortal combat using 15ft. dia. whoopee cushions for weapons at 17,000 PSI.

There is a chemical in those things (Particularly Banquet brand pot pies) that, If harnessed, would solve ALL the world's energy problems for thousands of generations to come. The key to achieving FTL travel, my friends, is my intestinal chems and Butylated Hydroxyanisole.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-08-23 04:27am

Two words for ya, White Castles.

Some of the stinkiest flatulence I've ever had the displeasure of smelling, were the end results of those sliders.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-08-23 04:46am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Two words for ya, White Castles.

Some of the stinkiest flatulence I've ever had the displeasure of smelling, were the end results of those sliders.

That is a Frightening fucking AV

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-23 05:02am

Any beef or pork will do it to me, I don't have the enzymes to process it.

However the thing I like that gets me is hard boiled eggs....

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-23 05:05am

GRilled garlic Shrimp on anything

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-08-23 05:06am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Any beef or pork will do it to me, I don't have the enzymes to process it.

However the thing I like that gets me is hard boiled eggs....

What about devilled? THERES an assblaster that has so many succulent delicious.....vari....a....tions.......
****DROOL****

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-08-23 05:15am

Jeeze, I must be lucky. I don't get de-regular for nothing, and I eat just about everything.

1 lb. burger with horseradish, mustard, and dill pickles from Juicy Burger? No problem. Three helpings of spicy chicken tandoori with rice? Easy peasy, Jap-aneasy.

I do hope this ability doesn't deteriorate with time.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-23 05:28am

Robert Treder wrote:Jeeze, I must be lucky. I don't get de-regular for nothing, and I eat just about everything.

1 lb. burger with horseradish, mustard, and dill pickles from Juicy Burger? No problem. Three helpings of spicy chicken tandoori with rice? Easy peasy, Jap-aneasy.

I do hope this ability doesn't deteriorate with time.

I call bullshit, you have to fart at some point you bastard! Either that or you're just building up for a gas attack unseen since WWI.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-08-23 05:31am

I didn't say I never fart...

It's just that my shitting and farting aren't noticably changed by what I eat, at least not regularly.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-23 06:44am

Robert Treder wrote:I didn't say I never fart...

It's just that my shitting and farting aren't noticably changed by what I eat, at least not regularly.

Try an MRE. That should do it.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-08-23 08:01am

I remember consuming an entire box of microwave taquitos and a gallon of chocolate milk over the course of a day. (Hey, it's all there was.) I nearly killed myself with a fart that night. I thought I could keep it contained under the bedspread, but it seeped out. I thought I could just soldier through, but this... this turned the air brown. I literally had to leap out of bed, flee the room, and come back with some of that odor-killing air freshener. The freshener brought the fart down to maybe 30% of it's original power, weak enough for me to crash and let it dissipate fully while I tried to get back to sleep.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-23 08:11am

Let's not go into the side effects of Oral Diabetic meds either. If I go off it for any length of time and then go back on, I am in intense pain...

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